A/N: I'm trying to update more frequently! Enjoy! Muah!


Chapter 12: Operation Get Horny

Snow, David, Henry, and Regina stood in the lobby of the Wyndham Resort waiting for Emma to finish talking to the front desk attendant. Regina took this moment to plan for her revenge on Emma. Not only had the blonde gotten an unfair advantage, but she had also changed into a white and blue muscle shirt which made Regina weak in the knees. And Emma knew it. She knew that Regina loved the sight of her muscular arms. Regina was already off to a weak start, but she wouldn't let Emma's muscular arms distract her. No, she would not lose, especially to a game like this.

"Henry, my Prince, how are you doing? Enjoying yourself so far?" Regina asked, as she threw her arm around her son's shoulder.

Henry narrowed his eyes. "Okay, what do you want?" he asked.

Regina's mouth dropped and she put her hand on her chest, looking completely shocked. "What makes you think I want something?"

Henry rolled his eyes. "Mom, you only use 'my prince' when I've done something really good or when you want something. And I haven't done anything good so you must want something."

Regina sighed. It's my fault he's so smart. "Fine, I need you to do me a favor. Your mother and I are playing a certain…game and I need you to help me out."

Henry tilted his head in interest. "What kind of game?"

Regina avoided his eye contact and cleared her throat. "I don't think you'd want to know the details of the game."

Henry crossed his arms and scoffed. "Well I'm not helping you until you tell me."

Regina rolled her eyes. "Fine. Your mother and I are having a competition to see who can work the other up more…you know sex wise. So I-"

"Ahhh! Okay you're right I didn't want to know that. Just tell me what you want me to do." Henry said with a look of disgust.

Regina smiled. "Okay, when she comes back over here I'm going to ask her to go back up to the room with me because I forgot something. Now here's where you come in, when we come back downstairs, I need you to stay by her the entire time. Don't' leave her side whatsoever, for the entire day."

Henry frowned and tilted his head. "Oookay but how is that going to help?"

"Oh don't you worry your pretty little head about that. Just know that it'll work." Regina said with a smirk.

"Okay, everybody ready to go?" Emma asked cheerfully as she walked up to the group.

Regina winked at Henry as she stepped towards Emma. "Yes dear we're ready, however I think I left something upstairs. So I'll have to go get it. Come with me?"

Emma nodded and handed the brochures to David. "Sure babe. You guys pick somewhere to go and we'll be back."


"I know what you're trying to do Regina." Emma said with a smirk as they stepped into the elevator to go up.

Regina raised her eyebrow as she pressed their floor number. "I'm not doing anything Emma. I simply forgot something in the room."

Emma hummed but didn't reply. The elevator dinged as they arrived on their floor, Regina being the first to exit with Emma following behind.

"Okay, so then what did you forget?" Emma asked skeptically.

Regina smirked as she opened the door to their room. "You'll see." She muttered.

Regina went to their rbedoom, closing the door before Emma could enter.

"You did not just close the door in my face." Emma said with the hint of a smile. "Come on Gina, I'm not going to try anything, let me in." She said as she jiggled the handle of the bedroom door.

Regina smirked as she took off her shoes, pants, and underwear. "I know you won't try anything because you're going to stay out there until I come out." She heard Emma huff and walk away from the door. Regina quickly went to her luggage to find what she was looking for. She quickly took out the new pair of short jean shorts that she had bought without Emma knowing and one of Emma's red flannels that she had secretly packed. She put on the light blue shorts, tied the flannel around her waist, and put on her new white Chuck Taylors. She took a look at herself in the mirror and smiled widely. The new shorts she had on were shorter than any of her other shorts and her legs looked absolutely fabulous in them. The flannel looked good around her waist and she knew Emma would practically drool at the sight. Emma loved Regina's legs and she loved it even more when Regina wore her clothes. Oh yes, I will definitely win this game.

Regina opened the door to see Emma sitting on the counter in the kitchen drinking a glass of water. Regina ignored the flutter in her stomach and cleared her throat. "Okay, I'm ready to go." She said, heading out the door, not waiting for the blonde.

She heard the blonde go into a coughing fit and scramble to catch up with her, causing her smirk to deepen.

"Regina, what the hell?!" Emma said as she caught with the brunette at the elevator.

Regina turned and raised an eyebrow. "What dear? My pants were getting a little hot." Regina shrugged with nonchalance.

"Where the hell did you get those shorts?! And is that my shirt?"

"Of course it's your shirt Em. And I got these a few days ago. Do you like them?" Regina asked as she batted her eyelashes and she entered the elevator, luckily it was empty.

Emma looked her up and down and licked her lips. "Hell yeah I like them." She said as she stepped towards the brunette. Regina bit back a smirk as she put her arms around the blonde's neck.

"Are you sure it looks okay?" Regina said looking at the blonde's lips.

Emma pulled Regina close, their lips almost touching. "You look sexy as fuck Regina. I'm so tempted to finish what we started earlier."

Regina licked and nibbled Emma's bottom lip, causing the blonde to let out a soft moan. "Really? But then you would lose our little game, Sheriff."

Emma threw her head back and let out a frustrated huff, stepping away from the brunette. Damn, I forgot about that. "Ugh, Regina I know what you're trying to do and it won't work. Just because you look extra super sexy and I want to take you right now in this elevator doesn't mean I will. I'm not letting you win this one." Emma said with a determined face and crossed arms.

Regina smirked at her clearly frustrated fiancée. "Well, then the game shall continue." Hearing the elevator ding, Regina leaned forward to whisper in Emma's ear. "Oh, and I'm not wearing any underwear."

Regina turned to exit the elevator, leaving a shocked and flustered Sheriff.

Emma let out a groan and stomped out of the elevator following her fiancée. There is no way I'm going to win this.


Emma was completely frustratingly mesmerized. They had decided to walk down the street to see all of the stores that were around the resort and near the beach, and then later they would go eat dinner. However, Emma had barely seen anything except for the back of Regina's ass. It's not as if Emma wasn't aware of how gorgeous her fiancée was, but she had never seen Regina in something like this. The brunette looked completely sexy and cute and adorable and also hot as fuck, and that combination made Emma feel like a horny teenage boy. It didn't help that every time she tried to get remotely near Regina to try to get some revenge, Henry was there. He was basically clinging to her and she couldn't shake him enough to make a move. Not that she had an actual plan any way. She had no clue how to outdo Regina right now. She had gotten Regina worked up and Regina responded full force, bringing out the big guns. Emma pulled out her phone. She was playing this game with the Queen of Seduction, she needed help from the second most seductive person she knew.

Emma: Dude I need your HELP!

Rubes: Bruh, pls tell me u havent messed up the vacay already…

Emma: No, but I still need your help.

Rubes: Wat'd u do?

Emma: Long story short, I challenged Regina…in who can get who more sexually worked up…

Rubes: Oh Emma…

Emma: I started off strong, I did…

Rubes: Ok so what happened?

Emma snapped a picture of Regina looking at some swimsuits and sent it Ruby.

Emma: (1 attachment sent)

Rubes: SWEET MOTHER! EMMA WHAT THE FUCK?! I CANT HELP YOU! U LOST!

Emma: PLEASEEEEEE! Give me advice! What would u do?

Rubes: …damn okay…give me some time to think.

Rubes: Ok, if I were you, I would play to my strengths. For u that's ur arms. And abs. Arms and abs, Emma, arms and Abs.

Emma: Hmmm, okay I think I have an idea. Thnks Rubes.

Rubes: Good luck boo!

Emma looked to her left to see Henry there. "Hey kid, I need your help with something."

Henry rolled his eyes. "Ugh, not you too." He murmured.

Emma narrowed her eyes. "What do you mean?"

Henry shook his head quickly. "Uh nothing Ma, what's up?"

Emma crossed her arms. "Nuh-uh, what do you mean, 'not you too'? And why have you been following me around since we left the lobby? Is this another one of your operations? Want me to buy you something?"

Henry sighed and pulled his blonde mother behind a clothes rack. "Okay look, don't say anything, but Mom told me about you guys' little game, which is gross by the way. Anyway, she told me to stay by your side all day." Henry whispered.

Emma's jaw dropped. "I knew something was up! There's no way a 15 year old would follow his mother around while on vacation, especially with all the girls around this place. So what's the catch? Did she pay you to do this or something?"

Henry shrugged. "I don't know what the catch is. She just said it would help her plan. And no she didn't pay me Ma."

Emma snapped her fingers as she thought of something. "Of course! She knew that if you stayed by my side it'd be harder to make my move. Ha! Oh I'm totally winning this thing." Emma pulled some money out of her pocket and handed to Henry. "Here kid, now leave me alone. And go have fun. But before you do that, I need your help."

Henry looked at the money and back to his blonde mother. "Five bucks? Really Ma? What am I supposed to do with this?"

Emma rolled her eyes. "Regina didn't even pay you, you're lucky you got that! Plus you already have money."

Henry rolled his eyes. "Fine, I guess this will do for hush money. So what's the plan?"

Emma smirked. "Pull my shirt."

Henry scrunched up his face and furrowed his eyebrows. "Wait what?"

Emma rolled her eyes. "Look kid, your Mom is playing her strengths right now. Which is her entire body, but mainly ass and legs. Now I have to play to my strengths, which is abs and arms. Abs and arms, Henry, Abs and arms. So I need you to pull my shirt as hard as you can, so it'll rip, and I'll have a reason to take my shirt off."

Henry shook his head. "Ma, that's a stupid plan. Why don't you just spill a lot of soda on it? That's still a reason to take the shirt off."

Emma scoffed. "I don't wanna get all sticky kid!"

Henry slapped his forehead. "Ma, that's exactly what you want. Think about it. How would you react if you saw mom all sticky and stuff?"

Emma's eyes widened. "Ohhh! Okay yeah yeah yeah, that's good. I saw an ice cream shop a few stores down. I'll go buy some ice cream and then the plan will commence. Operation 'Get Horny' is a go."

"Please Ma…don't ever say that again." Henry said with a look of disgust and shake of his head.

"Yeah yeah, just go distract your Mom while I go get the ice cream." Emma said as she hurried out of the store.

Henry shook his head and grinned as he watched his blonde mother leave the store. I thought I left all the ridiculousness in Storybrooke. This is going to be interesting.


A/N: I honestly still haven't decided who's going to win this game. But I know Regina is going to have a hard time resisting Emma's arms and abs. Henry is a pawn in this game, but let's see who's side he ends up on.