A/N: Woah. I can not believe she has the nerve and the audacity to just waltz in here and update the fic like she hasn't been gone forever. (I'm she) Okay but would you believe that I've actually been working on this chapter since I updated the last time? Between working and writer's block I'm surprised I even spit this much out. Enjoy!

Chapter 15: Sticky Wilson and the Gang

Emma and David stood next to the concession stand across from the teacup ride. They had been standing there for almost 20 minutes which is why David rolled his eyes as Emma checked her phone for the 15th time.

"Emma, is this guy even coming?"

Emma rolled her eyes at her father. "Yes Dad. He said to meet him here and he'd be here momentarily. Have some patience."

David nodded. "Okay okay, I'm just excited! I've never done the weed before!"

Emma shushed her dad and looked around frantically. "Would you quiet down?! Jesus. First of all, calm down, it's not that big of a deal. Secondly, it's not "the weed" it's just weed. And thirdly, you don't "do" weed. You can smoke it or eat it, but you don't "do" it."

David nodded as he attempted to look casual. "Yeah yeah I know. I've heard of the green grass. I know what to do with it."

Emma looked at David with an unconvinced stare. "Green grass?"

David rolled his eyes at his daughter. "Yeah Emma. The green grass. The smushed grapes. The sweet jalapenos. The plant gravy. The shredded garden. The oo-wee."

Before Emma could address her father's nonsense, she heard a familiar voice.

"What on earth is "the oo-wee"?"

Emma and David turned around to see Regina wearing a Mickey Mouse hat and a blue Elsa cape with an ice cream cone in her hand. If they hadn't been caught waiting for drugs, Emma would have laughed at how adorably cute the brunette looked.

"O-oh hey Gina. W-what's up? You look cute babe." Emma said, attempting to sound normal.

"Y-Yeah, what's up, Gina? Having a good time? Us too. We're just standing here. Not waiting for anyone or anything."

Emma face-palmed as she shook her head. Dang it, Dad.

Regina raised her eyebrow at the two. "So, what and who are you two waiting for?"

Emma shook her head. "Regina, I don't think you really wanna know the ans-"

"Emma!"

Their heads whipped around to see a huge muscular guy grinning at the blonde. He was wearing a tight, white t-shirt, with blue jeans, flip-flops, and a beanie. His arms were covered in tattoos and he looked absolutely terrifying.

"Jonah!" Emma jumped in the guy's arms and he picked her up, twirling her around with ease.

"How have you been?! Still jumping fences and telling authority to suck it?" Jonah asked as he finally sat Emma down.

Emma laughed and playfully punched the man. "Dude that was one time! Let it go! But actually, I am the authority now. I'm a Sheriff." She said with a smug grin.

Jonah stared at Emma for a second before hunching over in uncontrollable laughter. "Y-you...a...a sheriff...that's...i-i can't-"

Emma rolled her eyes playfully. "Dude stop laughing! I'm serious!"

Jonah finally stopped laughing and looked at the blonde incredulously. "Wait really?!"

Emma nodded with cockily. "Yup. I should arrest you for indecent exposure. That shirt is embarrassingly tight man! I can see your nipples."

Jonah scoffed. "Indecent exposure. Look who learned some big words. This shirt shows off my sweet bod." Jonah dramatically flexed his muscles and grunted.

Emma shook her head at his antics. "Sweet bod? Jesus, you're still such a nerd! I did not raise you to be like this!"

Jonah frowned and pointed at the blonde. "I'm older than you!"

"Semantics." Emma said, waving him off.

Jonah rolled his eyes but let the comment slide. "So, are you gonna introduce me?"

Emma smiled she slid her arm around Regina's waist. "Yeah yeah of course! Jonah, this is my beautiful fiancée Regina Lauren Mills-"

"Not my middle name."

"- and I'm David, just a friend." David finished, as he shook the man's hand.

Emma chuckled and shook her head. "Don't worry Dad, Jonah knows everything. He's basically my big brother."

"Don't worry man, I'd never spill her secrets." Jonah said with a wink. He then turned his attention to the women in front of them. He looked between Regina and Emma several times, before landing on Regina. "You're marrying Sticky Wilson over here?" He asked, motioning to Emma.

Regina raised an eyebrow and looked at Emma. "Sticky Wilson?"

Jonah chuckled. "You haven't told her about Sticky Wilson?"

Emma buried her face in her hands. "Please let that go."

Regina smirked as she looked back at Jonah. "I'll get her to tell me later. So how do you two know each other?"

"We met in one of the homes. Emma was 10 and I was just turning 16. Like she said, we're practically siblings."

"Yeah, but I'm cooler." Emma said with a grin.

"And delusional." Jonah added.

"And you're the person they were waiting on?" Regina questioned with suspicion.

Jonah snapped his fingers and pulled his backpack off. "Yeah yeah, thanks for reminding me! Okay Em, so I brought you my specialty! These are guaranteed to-"

Jonah stopped mid-sentence as he saw Emma furiously shaking her head as she stood behind Regina with a panicked, pleading look on her face. A slow grin spread across Jonah's face and Emma knew she was screwed.

"Oh Emma, don't tell me you didn't tell your soon-to-be wife why I was here."

"I-I uh-"

"No, Jonah she didn't tell me the purpose of your visit." Regina said, throwing a questioning look at Emma. Jonah pulled out a large zip-lock bag and handed it to Regina. She inspected the bag and raised an eyebrow. "Brownies? This is what you're here for? To feed her endless gut?"

"Hey!"

"These here are my special brownies." Jonah said, wiggling his eyebrows.

Regina opened the bag and took out a piece of a brownie. "Emma I could have made you brownies if you wanted them this bad." She said, inspecting the chocolate treat. She sniffed it and frowned lightly. "These smell...herbal..."

"Regina don't eat that!" Emma warned, but it was too late. Regina had already taken a bite of the treat.

They watched as the brunette slowly finished chewing and spun to look at her fiancée.

"Miss. Swan."

Emma winced at the tone and name Regina used.

"I can excuse a lot of things, but the fact that you would have eaten all of these brownies without sharing with me is inexcusable!"

Emma blinked rapidly, her jaw slack. "I-I..."

"Regina, you know those are weed brownies right?" Charming whispered.

Regina rolled her eyes. "Of course I know that peabrain. I knew it as soon as I bit into it. What I don't know is why my soon-to-be wife, would keep all of the goodies to herself!" Regina said, taking another bite of the brownie.

Emma's eyes widened as three sets of eyes looked at her. "Regina! I didn't even know you knew what weed was! I for sure thought that you would have been pissed if you found out. Plus you're a queen and queens don't do that kind of stuff right?"

"Oh sweetheart, there's a reason that "Evil" is a part of my description. But let's clarify something shall we? You thought that I would be upset with your actions, yet you still decided to go through with it. Is that correct?" Regina asked, biting into another brownie and fixing Emma with a blank stare.

Emma scratched the back of her neck and nodded weakly. "Are you mad?"

Regina walked forward and gently kissed the top of Emma's nose. "No Emma, I'm not mad. But we will talk about this later. However, for now let's finish these brownies and go ride the teacups." She said, as she fed a brownie to the blonde.

"The teacups? Why the teacups?" David asked, reaching for a brownie.

Regina rolled her eyes and looked at her soon to be father-in-law. "The teacups would logically be one of the best rides to take on if you're high. When you're sober it's completely useless, but when you're high? Well I'd bet everything that it's like being in another reality."

"How do you know that?" Emma asked with a mouth full of brownie.

"Not my first rodeo, sweetheart. Any roller coaster or ride is better when you're high. However, since you're spinning in circles on the teacups, you get better results." Regina shrugged as if it was obvious.

Jonah let out a whistle, watching as the brunette woman grab her fifth brownie and delicately devoured it. "Man Wilson, you got a good one."

Emma smiled and shook her head. "Yeah, don't deserve her though."

Regina leaned forward and gently kissed Emma on the lips. "Yes you do."

"Are they always like this?" Jonah whispered to David.

David nodded vigorously. "Always. They make me and Snow look like we're just playing house. Sometimes I forget that they're not already married."

Jonah nodded, as he reached into the bag of goodies and watched the two women feed each other brownies and whisper to each other. "I gotta start treating my lady better. They make me feel like I'm not doing enough."

David shook his head and chuckled. "They have a way of making everyone feel like that. It's actually kind of annoying sometimes but let's be honest, I'm happy for them. They've both had hard lives and I'm really glad they found each other. They deserve this happiness and so much more."

Jonah nodded as he watched the two women. "So it would do no good to give Regina the "if you hurt her" speech huh?"

David laughed and shook his head. "No good at all my man. I tried to give her that speech and somehow I'm the one that left the conversation crying."

Standing up, Jonah laughed and cracked his knuckles. "Well, no offense, but I think I'm a little more intimidating than you, David. I think I can get the point across."

David grunted in amusement. "My money is on Regina every time man, but go ahead."

Jonah made his way over to the women and cleared his throat, causing them to turn around.

"Hey Jo, what's up?" Emma asked with a smile.

"I was wondering if I could have a word with your fiancée here. If you don't mind of course." Jonah asked, making eye contact with the brunette.

Emma narrowed her eyes suspiciously. "Uh..."

Regina rolled her eyes and patted Emma's arm in reassurance. "It's fine Em. Go handle your father who seems very interested in his hand right now."

As Emma walked away, Regina turned to Jonah with a smile. "You're here to give me "the talk" aren't you?"

Jonah raised an eyebrow, slightly taken aback that Regina knew his intentions.

Regina caught the look of surprise on Jonah's face and chuckled. "Please don't insult my intelligence, Jonah. You're standing taller and in a power stance that screams "I'm not here to fuck around". I know the look. So go ahead and do your worst. I'm listening."

Jonah hummed. "You are as smart as she says you are. Which means you're smart enough to know just how great Emma is. Hell you're marrying her! You know how smart and kind and funny and brave, so amazingly brave, she is. You know she's tough as nails but-"

"But she is as fragile as a flower petal." Regina interrupts.

Jonah nods. "See? Smart. Which means you're smart enough to know that I mean it when I say if you hurt her, I will hunt you down. I will-"

"Make my life a living hell, kill me and enjoy every second of it. Blah blah blah. Yes I've heard it all before." Regina said, rolling her eyes. "But let me make something perfectly clear, Jonah." Regina said, fixing him with a serious look. "Hurting Emma equates to hurting myself. She is everything a person should aspire to be and more. Her bravery and courage and her pure willingness to help and her sense of humor and her laugh and her sensitivity and her fierceness and her loyalty, is truly magnificent. When I say I don't deserve her, I mean it. I don't love her with my heart, I love that woman with my soul, with all that I am. She is the thing that keeps me smiling on the worst of days and even when I thought I hated her, I just hated not having her. Not being near her. So believe me when I say that the day I hurt Emma, the day I break her heart, is the day I hurt and break not only my own heart, but my soul."

Jonah pulled Regina in and hugged her tightly. "That was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Anyone that talks about Wilson like that deserves every part of her." Jonah said, attempting to swallow his sob.

"Everything okay over here?" Emma asked hesitantly as her and David approached.

Jonah and Regina pulled back, Jonah wiping his face and Regina pulling Emma in for a kiss. "We were just talking about how amazing you are and how much I love you."

David groaned as he shoved them apart. "Enough of the mush fest! Let's finish off these brownies and take this place by storm!" He yelled as he thrusted his fist in the air and took off towards the line to the teacups.

"Your father is a lightweight." Jonah offered with a chuckle, Regina and Emma joining in, nodding their heads in agreement.

30 Minutes Later

"Okay but do you think it's called "sand" because it's between the sea and land?" Emma asked as she slowly slid into their chosen teacup.

"Ohhh, bro that's so smarrrt! Wilson you're a genius." Jonah said as he slid over to make room for David.

"But no no no no. Because sand is at deserts and there isn't a sea at the desert so that can't be the reason." Regina replied scrunching up her nose, causing Emma to start giggling.

"You look like a bunny." Emma whispered as she slowly poked Regina's nose, causing the brunette to giggle as well.

"Wait, I have a real question! Where does food come from?" David asked, shock and confusion written all over his face.

Jonah frowned and shook his head. "We make it. Duhhhh!"

"No, I know that but where does it come from? How do we get bread? Who is making it and how do they put it in a pizza? WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? WHAT IF WE RUN OUT?!" David exclaimed in a panic.

"Oh my kinkies, he's right. What if we run out? What happens then?" Jonah asked, fear rising in his voice.

The sound of sobbing grabbed their attention and they looked to the right to see Emma sobbing uncontrollably. Regina, who had been staring into space, instantly pulled Emma closer. "Oh no, baby what's wrong?"

"J-Jonah and D-Dad said th-that that that tha-"

"That what? What'd you say?" Regina asked, addressing the men.

"They said that f-food would be g-gone a-and that t-the world would run of, (hiccup) of, (hiccup), of, (hiccup)-"

"OF WHAT?!" Regina exclaimed impatiently.

"PIZZAAAAAAA." Emma sobbed hysterically.

Regina looked at the men with wild eyes. "Why the hell would you say that?!"

"Because Regina! Where does food even come from? Who's making it? What if we run out of it?!' David explained in panic again.

"The grocery stores will just order more. That's what they're there for. Or the farmers will farm some more!" Regina said, trying to calm them down.

"BUT WHERE DO THE FARMERS GET THE FOOD TO FARM THE FARM?!" David yelled.

Silence.

"Oh. You're right. We'll have to store up food for the future. Luckily we're the only ones smart enough to think about this so we have an advantage."

Emma nodded furiously as she wiped her face. "Yeah yeah. Gerina is right. We're surrounded by food. We can buy backpacks and load up for centuries to come!" She said high fiving the group and fist pumping aggressively.

"Um, excuse me. The ride is over and you guys have to get off now."

The four adults looked up to see that the ride, in fact, was already over. Although they didn't even notice that it had started. The ride attendant was looking at them expectedly.

"Yes well, we shall be leaving now." Regina said as they stood up to get out.

"And I know you don't get tips often so here, buy yourself something nice." David said as they stepped out, handing the boy what he thought was a five dollar bill, but was actually just a Ziploc bag.

"Stop right there! Ma'am! MA'AM!"

Emma and Regina took off running, dipping and dodging the other park guests as they ran towards the meeting spot they'd agreed to meet David and Jonah at. Taking a sharp right and another sly left they lost the officer.

"Whew, that was a close one!" Regina said, catching her breath.

Emma nodded but then grinned. "Yeah but look at all the stuff we got! We're gonna eat like gods for the next forty centuries!" She said as she opened up the backpack to admire their hard work.

"HA! More like forty-one centuries! I got two more turkey legs!" Regina exclaimed, as she waved the large turkey legs around and proceeded to do the robot with them.

"You look so sexy right now. I can't believe I'm marrying a dancing queen!"

"Emma! Regina!"

Emma and Regina turned to see Jonah and David army crawling their way towards them. The two women bent down and tip-toed over to meet the men half-way.

"Hey, you guys got the stuff?" Regina asked, looking around to make sure they weren't being watched.

"Did we get the stuff? Pfft! don't insult us. Twenty chicken wings, a hundred and twenty-six french fries, 9 slices of pizza, and a LARGE sweet tea! And that's just in my bag!" Jonah bragged.

"Oh yeah? Well that's nothing! Gina show them the turkey legs!"

"Hold it right there!"

The four froze and looked at each other with wide eyes.

"Don't even think about running. Put down the bags and step away from them, slowly." They all slowly took off their backpacks and stepped away from them as told. "Now turn around, slowly."

They turned around to see three security guards looking at them with suspicious glares. Emma recognized the fat one as the one they got away from.

"These the ladies you were chasing, Sanchez?" The tall one asked.

Tubby, uh Sanchez, nodded. "Yep! Caught them with a suspicious amount of food in several backpacks."

The third officer grunted, leaning down to pick up one of the bags. "Well, let's just see what we've got here." Opening the bag he let out a whistle. "Yeah, so obviously you're guilty. You guys wanna explain to us why you have all this stuff?"

"I want my one phone call!" David exclaimed.

"There is no phone call right now. Just tell us why you have all of this stuff and why you're sneaking around here." Sanchez said, slightly intrigued.

Regina stepped forward, her head held a little too high. "Is there something wrong with having food?"

The security guards looked at each other with hesitation. "Well no, but I doubt you paid for all of this." Sanchez said.

"Let me handle this, I know these types." Emma whispered to the group. She cleared her throat and stepped forward. "Friends, countrymen, lend me your ears. Shall we not eat? Shall us as men and women not put this meat and cheesy bread in our mouths and consume it? What crime hath we committed to be hunted down like animals? SHALL WE NOT EAT?!" She exclaimed dramatically, finishing with a bow.

Jonah, Regina, and David applauded softly, nodding their heads.

"That was good."

"Yeah Wilson, you're a genius."

"Sexy as hell."

Emma nodded in acceptance. Of course she was a genius and of course she was sexy and of course she was the one to get them out of a compromising situation.

"Yeaaahhhh, you folks are obviously either drunk or high so you're coming with us." The tall one said as he grabbed Emma and Regina by the arms and the other two got Jonah and David.

"And then they took us to the Disney jail and the rest you already know." Emma finished.

"And might I add that we're not banned for the rest of our lives. Just for the rest of the day. We can go back tomorrow." Regina said with an eye-roll.

Snow took a deep breath as they pulled into the parking lot of their resort. "So let me get this straight, Emma stop giggling! You four thought it was a good idea to get high in a children filled place, buy a LOT of food, and then defy authority. Is that what I'm hearing?"

Emma got out of the SUV and groaned. "Mom, we don't need this. Can we just go up to the room and take a nap? Like gosh, you're being such a mom right now."

"Newsflash, I AM YOUR MOTHER!" Snow yelled as they walked into the elevator.

"Pfft. Not mine. Not my mama. Nope, I don't think so!" Regina said as she snapped her fingers with attitude.

"Ha, not mine either! Am I right ladies?!" David said as he high fived Jonah and Regina.

Henry rolled his eyes and chuckled as they stepped out of the elevator and walked to their room. "This is gonna be a long night."

The Next Day

"We would like to apologize for our behavior."

Henry and Snow were sitting on the couch looking at the four adults standing in front of them. They had just gotten back from having breakfast and the four had asked them to come to the common area and have a seat.

"We were childish and immature and we acted foolish and for that we are sorry." Regina said apologetically.

"Yeah. Mom, Henry, we really screwed up and it made your fun day get cut short and that's not cool. Yesterday was a disaster and I am so sorry. We all are." Emma added.

"And we know it's gonna be hard to make this up to you but we promise we will eventually." David offered.

"And I know you guys don't know me that well but I really like you folks and Emma is like a sister to me and I feel like a made a bad first impression. So, to hopefully make up for the giant mistake we made, I got all of us tickets and V.I.P. passes to all of the Disney Parks!"

"WHAT?!" Snow and Henry jumped up in disbelief.

"GO GET DRESSED BECAUSE TODAY WE"RE GOING TO UNIVERAL STUDIOS!"

A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! I know it's pretty short but hey cut me some slack, it's hard out here. Comment and tell me what you think! I missed you guys!

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