Hello Darlings~
The reviews are just so good and it really motivates me...I am learning spanish and it is taking up all of my time...
But imagine a fic in Spanish!
Okay so I am getting on with the chapter enough chatter!
Chapter 8
Okay the guest calling me a fag and telling me to kill myself, I am flattered you have so much time to waste on me. But please get a life, you don't like gay stuff? Don't read it, or better yet, pluck your eyeballs out so you can't! :D
Call me gay all you want I don't think it's an insult.
Kiba stood outside the door leading to Itachi's room, the older of the siblings was probably getting ready to attend the business party slash matchmaking session and from what he had been told by the younger raven, the eldest is most probably in a foul mood.
That made Kiba feel helpless, this was a friend of his and Itachi would deny it to his grave; but he knew the feeling was mutual and he knew what he needed to do to make him feel better.
He knocked on the door and heard a soft 'come in' which definitely wasn't Itachi, he frowned but still twisted the door knob and went inside, as he closed the door behind himself he saw his best friend and said best friend's boyfriend on Itachi's bed. The man himself was glaring at his own reflection in the mirror.
It was kind of cute.
'Wait what? Cute? Itachi?' Kiba frowned to himself at the fleeting incredulous thought. 'Ridiculous.'
"Kiba."Naruto patted the empty space on ridiculously large bed he and Sasuke were sitting on and Kiba joined them.
"Bad mood?" He whispered feeling a mixture of sorry and scared of the Uchiha.
Itachi just grunted, it seemed like nothing could lift his mood Naruto was looking very worried and even Sasuke's face was pinched.
"Okay I know something that might cheer him up."He whispered to Sasuke and Naruto who both immediately looked extremely curious, "It's one of Naruto's episode when he came home drunk," He gave his friend a meaningful look that the story probably would involve him in a embarrassing position but since Sasuke was also feeling a bit worried for Itachi the permission was granted.
"Itachi."Kiba called and the man immediately focus those deep dark eyes on him, "In one of the first day Naruto started working in the club harem, despite me telling him not to drink too much, he still came back hammered." Kiba told Itachi who blinked at the randomness of it all, "He was dating a girl named Hinata and was also having sexuality crisis. So one time a co-worker of my mine."Kiba turns to Naruto,"Choji was there and he recorded a video, which I found later in my phone."Kiba said as he connected the phone to the HP pavillion pc in Itachi's room.
[In the video plus- flashback? A little bit of drunken Naruto POV]
Naruto stumbles inside the apartment and suddenly feels very sick.
"Naruto?"He hears a voice, is it God? Suddenly a blurs appears in front of his face and the sick feeling is back, "Oh hell no...Not on the carpet!" He is dragged somewhere and his handed a bucket.
"That's a lot of sick, ya alright dude?" The blur asks.
"I love you too, Hinata," Naruto tells his best friend, his tone thoughtful. "I love you too."
"Umm," Kiba scratches the back of his head confused, "Wow."
"I don't want to wait till marriage," Naruto tells the blur, who is now stroking his sweaty fringe out of his eyes, "I want sex now!"
"O-Okay, " the Brunette says as Naruto grabs his ass, "Your breathe smells like rotten fish. What did you drink and how much of it?"
"I will be the best husband to you," Naruto continues his romantic confession, "You are like a sister to me."
"Those two sentences should never go together." Kiba is amused.
"No," Narutos' expression crumbles. "You're not like a sister! What the fuck is wrong with me?"
"The drinks got you fucked up, Foxy."
"Hinata," Naruto grabs the his best friends hands, "I was afraid of dying, but you make me feel like killing myself."
"Ouch." The Kiba winces; it's probably time for Naruto to start to rethink his life choices.
The blur grabs Naruto' arm and wraps it around his neck to guide him and how dare he? Naruto is the man here. He shall lead.
"This kind of shit is not going to fly when we're married." Naruto informs as he is covered with a blanket, and how'd they get home so fast?
Kiba chuckles.
"I expect lots of blowjobs," Naruto tells him, rubbing his face in his stomach, loving the abs. "And you have to let me cook for you. I don't care what Neji says, you suck."
"Fair enough," Hands stroke Narutos hair, "Anything else?"
"You have to keep the penis," Naruto says, nuzzling Hinata's crotch, loving the outline of her suddenly very prominent junk.
The laugh that follows is an earthquake, making the entire world shake. Naruto groans; his head feels like it will explode.
"I will definitely keep the penis." Kiba's hands return to Narutos' head, soothing his aching skull. "And you can have all the blowjobs you want."
Naruto smiles and falls asleep with those promises.
[End of the Video]
Sasuke had dropped off the bed in the middle of the video because he was laughing so hard, Naruto's face was bright red with embarrassment as he didn't recall feeling up his best friend and declaring his love for him.
But Kiba was looking at Itachi and his grin grew bigger and bigger as he saw how the usually stoic Uchiha was holding in his laughter, when finally let go and his chest rumbled with laughter, it was a very deep laugh and Kiba held back the shiver that went though him at the sound; instead he chuckled a little himself before asking, "Better?"
Itachi looked at him his face lit up as he smiled gratefully, "Yes...Thank you."
"Nah..."Kiba shrugged, "You should thank Naruto, he's the one who provided the entertainment." He said and looked as the blond kept glaring at his still chuckling boyfriend.
"Kiba." Itachi redirected the brunettes attention towards him and took his hand in his own, he looked like he was about to say something so the brunette tilted his head to side curiously and expectantly; waiting. But no words were exchanged his hands were still held by the older raven and now the gaze seemed to grow more intense as the seconds seem to tick by and suddenly they snapped out of it when some cleared their throat.
They both turned and it was Naruto who was looking at them weirdly, Sasuke who had his chin oh top of Naruto's thigh was watching with a very evil grin which caused Kiba to pull his hand out of Itachi's.
'Shit. Never felt so gay in my life...they're all right about the Uchiha charms and looks, fucking dangerous.'
Kiba grimaced with a barely visible blush on his tanned skin before he looked back, "Oh yeah, Naru...Mrs.U said ya' hafta' go with Sasuke to this event, it's last minute but some of her friends are coming too' she is told and she wants to show you off."Kiba said with a leer and Naruto suddenly looked very nervous.
"I am not going."Sasuke stated firmly.
"Yeah.."Kiba scratched the back of his head, "She said if you're not coming that's fine too; as long as Naruto attends with her."
Sasuke glared at Kiba like he was his mother in disguise, but placed his head back in Naruto's lap knowing if his mother was really wants to do something no one can stop her.
"Wait... that means that Kiba has to be alone here?"He asked.
"Yea, it's cool."The brunette in question shrugged.
"You can come."Itachi said from behind and Kiba shook his head, "Nuh-uh, no way! I'd just be in the way, you'd be mingling with girls, Sasuke and Naruto would be all over each other and I'd probably rot in some corner of the party. Besides I will finally have some time alone to myself away from your pops."
Kiba looked so happy at the prospect that no one protested.
"What is Sasuke's favourite colour?"Naruto asked as he went through his shirts which were brought from his apartment.
"Red...like the colour of blood." Mikoto called out from the adjacent room she was in, she had come in with two gowns one a silk red gown and other velvet green asking for their opinion when Fugaku had said 'You'd look gorgeous in anything'.
'Useless. 'She had hissed at him and searched for real advice.
"Wow." Naruto said and threw away his orange one to put on a red shirt, "Just wow."
"I know." Kiba said fanning himself at the sight of Naruto's tattoo, "Amazing."
Naruto ignored the disappointed noise Kiba made when he put his shirt on.
Kiba wolf whistled when Naruto dropped his jeans to put on his dress pants which was a perfect fit around blonds very admirable behind.
"I love your sexy underwear."Kiba leered and Naruto chuckled, this was their thing; complementing each other like perverts, "Thanks, it was 6 for 1000 yen."
"Nice."
To say Naruto looked good was an understatement of the year, Kiba had helped, he had his hair slicked back but still his hair was sticking out messily, which should made him look sloppy but it only gave him a wild rugged look he was wearing a black suit with a red silk shirt and black shoes, he looked so handsome that Kiba felt the urge punch his pretty face.
For Mikoto...all he could say that she wasn't looking anyone's mother. He had pressed her dark hair which looked beautiful with the red silk gown she was adorning, with five inches pumps she came to Naruto shoulder.
Kiba was admiring his work in his Scooby doo pyjamas.
There was a knock on the door and he opened it to see Sasuke and Itachi standing outside, the eldest was wearing beige slim fit blazer and pants with a light copper coloured shirt inside he had his hair untied and were like black waterfall, while Sasuke had his hair the usual styled, he seemed to have dressed down Navy slim fit shirt with black textured bandi, he had dressed down but Kiba was sure he'd still over shadow most of the guests.
Kiba looked like an arrogant pimp as Sasuke ran his eyes appreciatively over Naruto's form, Naruto did the same with a pleased smile.
Sasuke grabbed Naruto by the waist who placed his hands on his chest, "You look sexy."
Naruto smirked, "I know." Then rolled his eyes when the raven's hands started dropping lower.
"Sasuke."
"Let's just ditch the party and go to dinner, just the two of us."
He was very convincing with the way he was looking at Naruto, the bastard clearly knew how much power he held over him.
"No you don't." His future mother-in-law didn't looked pleased at his youngest son's idea, "Everyone is eager to meeting Naruto, now I can finally show that arrogant Takahashi how my son-in-law is more attractive than her daughter-in-law."
"Is that the point?"Naruto asked Sasuke who shrugged, they could always slip out later in between the party," Which sounds better?"He asked in a hushed voice, "Blue flower or black dragon?"
"What are those?"
"Doesn't matter, just choose."
"Black dragon?"
"Hn." Sasuke replied and booked a reservation.
Itachi had been staring at Kiba since he entered the room,"You look comfortable."
Kiba grinned, "Yeah, going to make chipotle chicken fajitas and watch re-run of Friends in your room."
Itachi raised an eyebrow, "My room?"
"Yeah you have a big ass computer."Kiba answered and added as an afterthought, "I hope it goes well, you know...em...the party or whatever."
Why he couldn't he say it normally with a smile, he didn't know.
He heard Itachi groan, "It's going to be dreadful, troublesome affair and without any outcome, the only reason my father is forcing me to do this is because he's sadistic."
It was amazing how no one objected the statement, not even Mikoto.
"Okay, how about this?" Kiba suggested eagerly to Itachi who raised his eyebrows, "If it feels too much, come back...but call me before you do, I'll make more chicken."
Itachi's eyes widened, he stared at Kiba like he expecting the brunette to take his word back, when Kiba didn't and looked at him for his response. A slow smile came to his face.
"Thank you, but I doubt I can make it out with my father there."
Kiba sighed in disappointment; he had Johnny Bravo pyjamas he was hoping to convince Itachi to wear.
You can't have everything.
"Is everyone ready?" The voice of Fugaku Uchiha boomed and Kiba was behind Itachi in 0.5 seconds.
"Yes." Itachi answered chuckling a little as he felt Kiba trying to plaster himself to his back.
"You're not going with us?" Fugaku was frowning in disappointment.
"Yes sir...Ummm kind of feeling under the weather." Kiba clutched the fabric of Itachi's blazer as he lied and felt a warm firm hand on his back, probably Naruto, "So just gonna relax turn in early, really not in the mood to go to a party."
"I see."The man nodded, "too bad, I wanted some of my friends to meet you."
"Let's head out, we shouldn't be late."Itachi said and everyone moved out.
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