Ah Yakuza's love it's a – wait, oh my, has it been a year since I updated? Dios mio…..
Oh- okay okay! I'm starting with a chapter! Extra long chapter!
The food sucked.
He wasn't kidding, Naruto casted a skeptical look at the dish in front of him. As much as he loved the culture of his mother's country, this was asking too much from him. In front was a very expensive dish which was equally, quite bizarre.
Shirako or in other words white children.
What could it be?
Sperm that's what.
It didn't help that his super cheeky boyfriend was smirking at his discomfort.
Sadist.
"Naruto dear, "Came the soft voice of who was seated on his right and he grimaced before schooling his features into a smile, "What is it dear? Do you not like the food?"
'If you can call it that.' Naruto thought before responding, "Sorry Mikoto-san, I am pretty much used to Kiba's cooking." Which was not exactly a lie, he himself could cook great Japanese food courtesy of his late father -Who learned to impress his mother- but he couldn't cook like Kiba who was practically a house wife at this point.
He noticed that Itachi who looking very murderous up till this point -who was he kidding? He looked murderous this whole evening- perked up at the mention of his best friend.
"He cooks?" Apparently this was a surprising knowledge for Mikoto? Who looked awed? What?
"Yeah."Naruto nodded confused, was it that big of a deal? "Both of us can, but like for me it was like a bonding time between me and my dad and I learned it, sure, but for Kiba it's like a second nature, he enjoys it a lot. There are only two types of ramen I can eat ones from a shop in my home town and other which Kiba makes."
"So you think your friend can cook better than the professional cooks who made this?" Fugaku asked, it wasn't insulting but, it sounded like he found it hard to believe him.
Naruto scoffed, "No I don't think his food is better than the food here, I know it's better."
At Sasuke's and Itachi's skeptical look Naruto felt the need to explain the effects of Kibas' cooking further but he was interrupted.
"Uchiha-san," It was very petite looking women dressed in a green velvet dress, she looked flawless , red voluptuous hair and dark green eyes and a beauty mark under her left eye. She looked like she was made of glass as she softly addressed Itachi who nodded with a smile, "Erm…. Would you like to dance?" She looked nervous, Naruto doubted she ever asked a guy out by herself before.
Awwwww.
She was cute and Naruto smiled and turned to give his boyfriend a suggestive look only to stop at the unimpressed look he was getting.
"Sasuke?"
"Let's dance." And without waiting for his answer, he was guided -more like tugged-to the dance floor by the raven, he followed with a frown on his face."What's wrong?"
"You were checking her out."
"What?! No!"
"Don't lie to me."Sasuke growled and Naruto bit back a chuckle, was he insane for thinking that the growling Yukaza was cute ?
Probably.
"I did think she was cute."Naruto said slowly and saw a displeased frown pinching his boyfriend's face, "But not for the reasons you're probably thinking, I just thought she was cute and probably a good match for your brother that's all."
Sasuke's glare softened but the possessive hand on waist didn't loosen, he was possessive he knew it, although it wasn't an attractive feature; it was a part of his personality, something he couldn't do something about even if he wanted to. If they were in this for the long run then there was no point of hiding it. The ugly green eyed monster is bound to show it's face sooner or later with Naruto being as beautiful as he was.
"Don't worry."Naruto purred as his arms went around Sasuke's neck, "Would you judge me for finding it attractive?"
"No." A short kiss was pressed on his lips which left Naruto chasing after the raven lips, he heard a deep chuckle and then the lips were back pressing up against his taking their time and slowly moving against his own as the grip on his waist tightened.
He couldn't describe the feelings that ran through him, he felt like he could stay like this forever, just kissing and moving slowly together with the music.
As they pulled apart slowly a bright smile lit up his face as he saw Sasuke looking back him, his features relaxed.
"You know I was totally prepared for a battle." Naruto whispered and Sasuke raised his eyebrows in question, "I meant, to fight your fan club or something."
"They probably saw you and realized they don't hold a candle to you."Sasuke commented offhandedly.
Naruto preened at the compliment.
"Yo Sasuke."
Both turned and he saw a group of people approaching them.
"Suigetsu." Sasuke nodded at the silver haired man and Naruto noticed he was followed by a red haired girl and a huge orange haired dude.
"Won't you introduce us to the hot tometa'?" The shark man winked at the blond who blinked.
"This is my boyfriend Naruto, Love," Sasuke gestured to the group, "This is Suigetsu," The shark man "Karin" Ooooh girl that dress with those shoes? "and Juugo" Hercules? my work associates."
Naruto didn't like the way the red haired woman ignored him and was staring unblinkingly at Sasuke, who either didn't know or just didn't care that he was being stared at so adoringly.
He wasn't possessive by nature; but things change.
"Pleasure."Naruto replied with a smile and shook hands with Suigetsu and Juugo but his hand wasn't taken by the red haired woman and he let his hand let his hand drop, that was just fine; not like was eager either.
But the young raven narrowed his eyes at the woman, the blond placed a soothing hand on Sasuke's arm before he could say anything. The woman hissed as she saw this but thankfully remained silent.
"We have an appointment remember?"
Fugaku watched his eldest silently as he smiled at whatever the woman in front him was saying, they have been dancing for quite some time and it has been three hours without any of his boys flipping their shit, this was good. Looks like Itachi was finally taking a step towards moving on; this looks like it actually has a future.
"Darling?" He turned his eyes to the beauty that was his wife, the women here were all high class and extremely beautiful but still couldn't stand up his gorgeous wife, "What are you doing here?"
"Looking at Itachi and Mr. Johnsons daughter, what do you think?"
"Hmmm,"Mikoto hummed," I think we should wait and see if it goes well, hm?"
"I was expecting him to bring someone more amusing," The Uchiha head commented and Mikoto didn't answer even though she knew exactly 'what' or rather 'who' he was talking about, "But this is Itachi's preference I suppose, he always had a liking for soft, delicate and elegant types."
Mikoto giggled at the expression on his husbands face, "You are really…."
Fugaku smirked, "Sasuke choose a good one, he has good taste, "He nodded approvingly at the blond currently making one of the best bitch faces he had ever seen at, 'A prostitute?' Fugaku's face wrinkled in distaste, before he soothed his features, "Just like me."
"Really,"Mikoto tried sounding irritated but it came fond and embarrassed, "I am happy that you have never made, I mea-n, I love that you never made a big deal out of weather our sons choose a man or a woman to be their partner."
"We have to change with time," Fugaku said uncomfortably, emotions made him uncomfortable, "I don't know much about those things, I just know life is hard as it is, adding more hardships in there is not my job; my job is protect my family."
"And you do it really well."She assured him.
'So looks like the matchmaking was a success.'
Kiba read the text message from his best friend and bit down on the disappointment swirling in him, he looked at the counter where he had made chicken fajitas for two people.
It was stupid; the man had already told him he won't be coming back, why was he making them for two people anyway and getting upset?
Kiba groaned and jumped when there was a knock on the door, "Yea?"
"Inuzuka-san?" asked a familiar voice, "Are you alright?"
"Shino man, is tat' you?"Kiba called and sure enough the door opened to reveal the stoic bodyguard, his bodyguard he still couldn't believe it "I told ya to call me Kiba man, come on in."
The man obliged and looked at the kitchen and then raised his eyebrows at Kiba who smirked, "Come on, help me finish them, I made too much."
"You don't say, "Was the amused reply before the man turned to Kiba, who was looking thought the CD's to play, "Kiba I can't be here in Uchiha-san's room."
Kiba frowned, "Really?" He scratched his cheek, "Okay let's go my room then, what do wanna' watch? I have Netflix, courtesy of 'tachi."
"Autopsy of Jane Doe." Was the reply of the man who carried the plates outside and towards Kiba's room.
"What's that, some criminology film?"
Shino just smirked.
Itachi glared at his phone, thinking if he glared hard enough a text might appear.
Nothing.
"Is something wrong?" The girl Emily? Emma? Em? Ernest? asked.
"No. Nothing," he smiled, this girl was in category of the type he preferred, and she had mannerisms and habits befitting a lady and is absolutely gorgeous and gives off the aura that she needs to be protected. She was very similar to Deidara and that's how he unfortunately saw her, a person similar to the person he used to love and adore. Deidara, although no lady was petite and frail. He gave off the impression that made him want to protect him at all times.
All of sudden the image entered his mind, an image of a rugged brunette with tattoos on his face with a bat raised near his face, growling aggressively in Scooby doo pajamas.
He must be drunk because no one in their right mind who think of such an image as desirable.
Naruto bristled as the woman Karin leaned closer to Sasuke who remained frustratingly stoic, he restrained himself from throwing a fit when the girl tried to grab Sasuke's attention by grabbing his arm or touching him lightly- did he allow anyone to touch him like this?-or was the woman special? He suddenly felt like ditching the stupid party and go home, not the Uchiha residence, but his home; with Kiba. He was upset and that was saying something, why wasn't Sasuke discouraging her?
Naruto suddenly frowned, had he always been so narrow minded?
No, he was a host for crying out loud, he was in constant presence of women who liked to touch him. This was new, he didn't want Sasuke's attention on anything else or anyone else but him.
He hesitantly pulled at the end of Sasuke's blazer, he felt a child needing their parents attention, when dark eyes turned to him questioningly. He bluted the first thing that was on his mind.
"I am lonely, pay attention to me."
There was a thick silence after his words, all of Sasuke's co-workers were staring at him with wide eyes, Sasuke included and Naruto felt his face ,in turn, burst into flames. He gazed to the floor hoping it would open up and swallow him whole and his grip on Sasuke's blazer started to loosen.
His hand was grabbed and he squeaked as he was dragged off the dance floor,"Sasuke?"
He got no reply and started to worry-shit did he embarrass him? He realized that he was being dragged towards the bathrooms, he let himself feel another moment of confusion before he was pulled into one and then pushed up against the nearest wall,"Sa- wha-!" Soft lips were pressed up against his harshly, he struggled a bit in surprise before kissing back, trying to return the kiss, the lips seem to want to bruise their shape onto his, his hands moved from being against the solid chest to move and tangle themselves into the dark locks, the kiss was messy, filthy and so hot Naruto whimpered and then felt like his legs would give away.
"Don't do that again!"Sasuke whispered harshly against his lips as they broke away and Naruto felt dread fill his heart and was about to apologise when Sasuke continued.
"Don't do that again if you don't to be fucked in public."
Naruto sputtered,"I didn't do anything!"
Sasuke glared,"Stop being cute and sexy at the same time, there is a time and place for everything!"
Naruto gaped at him stupidly for a second before he placed his hands on his hips and glared at Yakuza who growled back to him.
"Stop that!"
"Stop what?"
"Doing sexy stuff, this is a formal evening!"
"I am literally just standing here."
"Do you want me to bend you over?" Sasuke threatened to the flustered blond looking at him in disbelief.
"Okay that's enough flirting."Naruto jumped while the younger Uchiha only sighed slowly as he turned to his smirking brother,"Orochimaru is here."
"Yeah so?"Sasuke snapped.
"Guess the name of his secretary."
Sasuke made an impatient sound like he had no time to be listening to his brothers riddles or play guess who.
"Who?"The blond between them asked sincerely curious, the younger Uchiha groaned, now that his boyfriend had humored his brother he bound to be dramatic.
"His name is..."
Itachi paused.
"Oh for fucks' sake Itachi!"
"Kabuto."
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