hello everyone! ugh im so sorry for this chapter! D: so what happened was, several months ago (right before my older brother moved back in) my younger brother came into my room asking where his toriel plush was. i said i didnt know and asked him to leave because i wads writing. next thing i knew he PICKED UP MY LAPTOP AND THREW IT OUT MY BEDROOM WINDOW (im on the second floor!) but thankfully it still booted up! so i went and wrote this chapter but the bad thing was i didn't notice until i finished writing it that my laptop's a key was broken! :c so not only did i need a new window but i needed a mew keyboard as well. the whole thing made me really sad and i just didn't feel like updating for a while. now i have a new keyboard and a new window and a new nephew and it's all good! so here's the new chapter! :D enjoy!

chpter 3: i m mbrose

the mres rrived in the commons, right outsdie merle mbrose's crstle. "well this looks like the plce," sid twilight.

"no doubt bout it sugrcube" sid pple jck, looking t the big sign tht sid MERLE MBROSE in big bold letters tht twilight just conveniently missed.

"sheesh twilight youre such n idiot" mocked rinbow dsh, flipping her forelock with tht "del with it botch" ttitude."

"shut up rindbow hoe!" snpped twilight, nd she kicked rinbow in the chops!

rinbow flew bck, stonished t wht her only treu friend hd done. (no one else relly liked rinbow, except mybe pplejck, who would drw romntic pictures of them in sweet pple cres doing the nsty nd hd secret shrine to her in her room) she ws lso bleeding rinbow color, she looked like some kind of godsdess from finl fntsy or something like tht. it ws the only wy she could express her true pin.

"you... you wretched cn of beef!" rinbow shouted, nd the other mres gsped in horror. referring to horse met ws TBOO in equestri. offendeded, she flew wy nd left her friends to rof.

"nice going twilight, youy chsed her off" snrked rrity.

"fock you" sid twiligt nd she trotted into mbrose's bode. the other mres looked t echother unesily. twilight never got upset like this, unless she ws lte in sending her dily letter to celesti, or lte with somethign else. t loss for words, they silently followed their friend inside.

beyond the lrge wooden doors, there lid study, full of books nd even weird crystl bll with imges floting in it. behind lrge wooden desk there bent n old mn, quite old, in fct, tht his skin wrinkles were flying in the breeze of his desk fn nd it ws cusing dust to fll out of them. he ws rerrnging books on the shelf nd didnt her the mres come in.

"um, excuse me?" sked twilight, but the mn didn't move. "hello? merle mbrose?" she begn tpping her hoof on the desk, but still no response. "MERLE F MBROSE, WILL YOU TURN YOUR GED SS ROUND ND LOOK T ME?!"

MBROSE stood up to fst nd hit his hed into the shelf bove, which (no one knew t the time) would result in brin dmge tht would eventully kill him, but like i sid he didn't know then. upon seeing the ponies, he smiled widely nd sid, "oh, hello! re you new students?

"not quite," splined twilight, "my nme is twilight, these re my friends, pplejck, rsritry, pinkie pie, nd sluttershy. princess celesti sent us here so we cn stop mlistire's rmpge."

"oh! you must be her dughter!" sid mbrose, smiling cheerfully. "she's told me so much bout you."

twilight blushed, "oh, i didnt know"

mbrose set his hnds on his hips. "i pprecite you ll coming here, we could certinly use the help. mlistires unded forces re wreking hvoc! if you help us curb the invsion, i'm sure it'll led you right to mlistire, thus solving both of our problems."

"sure!" sid pplejck. "we'd love to help y out."

"mrvelous," sid mbrose "go into rvenwood nd let the professors help you find suitble mgic schools."

"thnks" sid the mres nd they went into rvenwood nd met the professors who hit it off with them becuse they were ll my little pony fns nd they ll becme fst friends. except cyrus who ws md brony nd wnted nothing to do with them.

"fluttsershy," sid proff moulind woo, "i think your clm, sweet demenor would be perfect for the pth of life."

"oh do you rlly think so" sid flutter shyly. she thus becme theurgust nd wore green ht nd got twiglike wnd.

"nd rrity, i think ice would be perfect mtch for your love of sprklyness!" sid proff greyrose.

"oh wow! tht sounds lovely!" sid rrity.

"no, ice would be good mtch becuse you're cold herted bitch," sid pplejck. rrity gsped in shock but proff flm rised her eyebrows.

"my my, wht hot temper," she sid. "fire seems like the right school for you, miss pplejck."

"well, cowbung!" sid pplejck, jumping nd clicking her hooves in the ir, reciting the ninj turtles fvorite ctchphrse. "fire sounds like the bees knees!"

smll green frog in purple trench cot like the focking joker hopped up to twilight. "twilight, your knck for cdemics nd knowledge would be perfectly suited for storm, but proff wethersfield nd i greed tht becuse of your sttus of chief friendship counsellor of equestri, you should study blnce mgic insted."

"blnce, eh?" twilight sid. "well, im not too sure, but if tht's wht you think is best. i persolly wnted to join storm becuse they're so frekin powerful"

"yeh thts why everyone chooses storm" sid proff blestrom. "but we hve so mny students lredy enrolled in storm tht we hve to spred the newcomers out little."

JUST THEN, WITH NO WRNING WHTSOEVER, pinky frted nd blew confetti ll over brtleby. it spooked everyone, minly brtleby, who gsped nd scremed in horror nd hurt.

"good griffons!" sid cyrus, wlking over to pinkie with his finger outstretched, " you... you just frted on brtleby!"

"uhh, i... i didn't men it!" pinkie swore.

"you re the one! the one from my old books!" cyrus sid, flling to his knees. "the one who would crft the strongest frt the spirl hs ever known!" cyrus embrced pinkie in his swety old rms. "the frtleby! proffessors, she hs done it! THE FRTLEBY!"

ll the other proffessors looked down on the sorry old mn like he hd finlly gone insne. greenboy finlly sid, "so... she belongs in storm?"

"no!" sid cyrus, gleefully. "myth!"

"yuck!" sid proff blestrom, since storm mgic ws the rch enemy of myth mgic. this ment wr.

"well, now tht you ll hve your wnds nd know which spells to use, you'd better get out to triton venue, i her thts where ll the unded is concentrted" sid proff greyrose.

"lright then!" sid twilight, nd she turned to her friends. "you herd her, girls! let's go!"

menwhile, on triton venue, rinbow dsh ws crying under gutter tht ws spillng rinwter on her. she looked like she ws doing music video for pop song from the 90s. drk figure wlked up to her.

"excuse me, miss" he sid. "re you lright?"

"sniff, yeh," she sid, putting her hoof down nd wy from her swollen jw. "my friend just kicked me in the jw is ll"

"GRET BEL LUGOSI" the mn sid, jumping bck t the softbll sized lump on the mre's mndible. it ws most likely infected. "err, hem, wht i men is, some frined you must hve." he knelt beside her.

"yeh," sid rindow bsh, "she's rel mnure pile."

"why don't you just leve her?" he suggested. rinbow dsh looked t him s he stood up. he ws relly, relly tll. nd hndsome.

"uh... thing is i'm sort of duty bound to ssist her... it's kind of complicted..." sid rinbow dsh.

"who cres bout duty?" the mn sked. "she certinly doesn't. who trets their friends like tht nyhoo?"

rinbow dsh thought for minute, then picked up her hed. "you're right!"

"join me, rinbow dsh," sid mlistire, stretching his hnd out to her. "join me, nd let us destroy this plce... nd your friend for good mesure."

rinbow dhs looked t the hnd, then the mn, dumbfounded. destroy wizrd city, nd twilight? ws tht not over the top? surely they could work things out, being such good friends nd ll...

no.

"let's do this," she finlly sid, locking her hoof in the mn's hnd.

END OF CHPTER THREE~