"AND THEN BOOM! EVERYTHING JUST EXPLODES AFTER THE BOMB HIT!" GIR screams to the tallest stirring the beef.
and stabbing it when he said boom making beef fly out of the pot. "humans... have human wars?" Red still confused on the subject of these 'bombs' and how they got there while talking about ugh that beef. GIR shook his head up and down rapidly.
"MASTER SAYS WHEN HE'S DONE TAKING OVER THIS PLANET HE'LL JUST LEAVE IT TO DIE, HUMANITY IS LEADING TO IT'S OWN DEATH, HE ALSO COMPLAINS ABOUT ALL THIS SCHOOL WORK CALLED 'HOMEWORK' WHICH I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND BECAUSE MASTER NEVER DOES THEM BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE JUST GET THE PAPERBACK WITH AN A+ AND MASTER HAS NO IDEA WHY THE TEACHER WOULD DO THAT AND-"
GIR took a big breath in, spitting words out like it was nothing. Giving time for the tallest to understand what GIR just yelled out. Tallest gave Zim an easy job, next time will be harder. way harder.
"ANNNDD SO MASTER ALWAYS SAYS HUMANS ARE JUST WORTHLESS BAGS OF FLESH JUST WIDDLING AROUND LIKE IT'S THEIR JOB OR SH-"
GIR being stopped by the purple tallest for almost cursing in front of them, even though Zim does it all the time. GIR titles his head.
"Zim may speak in that silver tongue of his but you may not, you're still a child goddam-" Red caught himself.
"OKAY" and kept telling the Tallest about Zim's high school struggles mention how much homework Zim gets a day, How many tease him for his green skin and weird huge eyes, and his sharp tongue and how he behaves in class. High school drama, she said, he said dealeo. Along with mentioning, Dib. "Hold up, hold up, hold up!" Red roared, GIR shutting his mouth. "Dib? that kid we saw from when Zim first arrived, he's still around?"
GIR nods "AND I OVERHEARD HIM SAYING HE'LL GIVE ZIM WHAT'S COMING TO HIM! ALONG WITH HIM SAYING YOU GUYS ARE EVIL AND ARE ONLY IN RULE FOR BEING TALLLLLL" The tallest freeze. and then laugh it off like it was some foolish human joke, shit that robot is getting smart. But then snapping "YOU OVERHEARD WHAT?!" the two yelled at GIR.
"IT'S THIS THING CALLED "L-O-V-E" AND DIB HAD BEEN HAVING THESE "S-E-X-U-A-L" FEELINGS TOWARDS MASTER!" GIR not understanding this definitely questionable situation. The two tallest don't, of course, know those two words so they just brush it off like GIR does. "Well, I guess that won't be so bad. Zim could undoubtedly escape" Red trying to even convince h...himself?! that Zim will be alright. Apparently
"Anyways about this 'banana' bread and 'garlic' bread you've told before." GIR's eyes light up and he begins to yell again about the bread, The tallest gaining interest on how much this bot knows this so-called 'amazingly fantasizing super duper outstanding lawsome bread!'