-Long ago in the past: a little boy named Farkle was walking onto the home plate of an outdoor kickball field wearing black sunglasses and a very large jersey shirt that went down to his feet. A ball was rolled towards him by another young boy. Farkle attempted to kick the ball but stepped on his giant jersey and fell down. Many boys that were around Farkle began to laugh including a very tall boy near him named Derrick.
Derrick: Man Minkus. That is such a stupid outfit you're wearing.
Farkle: But you said wearing this would make me look cool.
Derrick: Yeah, last week when it was cool. Now it's just stupid.
-Many of the boys began to laugh as Farkle stood up.
Farkle: Can I try kicking again?
Derrick: Naw. Get off the field. We don't need any stupid people out here.
-An upset Farkle walked away from the field. He then walked over to a bench where a little girl was sitting.
Farkle: Hi there. Hey. You go to Einstein Academy right? Smackle, right?
Smackle: Isadora Smackle actually. And yeah. I started there in kindergarten last year. And you're Farkle Minkus. We competed in that 4-6 year old science competition last year. Unless the aliens that abducted me last night altered my memories.
Farkle: Uh… okay. Can I sit on this bench next to you? No one else wants me to hang out with them.
Smackle: Why not?
Farkle: Because I can't be cool like anyone. I try to dress up, and talk, and do all the stuff the cool kids do. But none of them like me.
Smackle: Well I think you're cool. I liked your science project you made for last year's competition. Of course don't expect too much praise from me since we are academic rivals. Ooo. Did you see my science project involving a lamp being powered by pink kittens from Taiwan?
Farkle: Um… I didn't. You know… you're a little strange.
Smackle: Yeah. That's why no one sits with me either. Are you gonna get up and leave me too now?
Farkle: No. I'm cool with hanging out with somebody who is a little bit strange.
Smackle: Would you still hang out with me if I was very strange?
Farkle: Smackle, you have the strangest mind in all of existence.
-In the present: an adult Farkle and Smackle were standing in front of a group of children in the before and after care auditorium.
Smackle: But it makes perfect sense that the seven dwarves Snow White met: were actually aliens from another planet.
Farkle: But the planet: FANBOY!?
Smackle: Well of course. All of those other names people have been told over the years were just their aliases. The seven dwarves' real names are: Trekkie, Whovian, Ringer, Potter Head, Tributes, and of course… Marvel and DC. With their supreme overlord back home of course being "King Star Wars".
Farkle: Why do you do this Smackle? Why?
Smackle: Not important. What is important is that we get back to the part of the story where the evil Queen locates the dwarves' hidden spaceship and proceeds to blow it apart.
Farkle: Ah! It's gonna blow!
-In the past: a young Farkle was standing near a computer that was shaking in the middle of an elementary school auditorium where a science fair was occurring. The computer then had a few sparks come out of it and then all of the lights in the building went off.
Farkle: Aww no.
-An older teacher stood up and spoke loudly to everyone.
Older Teacher: It's okay. Just a minor power surge. The custodian just told me that this has happened before and he'll have the power back up in no time. Just remember students: next time you're connecting twenty plugs through extension cords to one outlet… let a teacher know first.
-Farkle began to hang his head low as Derrick walked over to Farkle.
Derrick: Man Minkus. First you're pathetic at trying to be cool. Then you're pathetic at just trying to be stupid you.
-Farkle turned his head away from Derrick and then quickly went over to sit in a corner by himself. From nearby Smackle quickly rushed over to Farkle and sat next to him.
Smackle: Sorry your experiment didn't work.
Farkle: Ugg. I can't do anything right. I'm so stupid.
Smackle: You're not stupid Farkle. You're just really different. And sometimes it's hard to figure out how to be your best in your own way when you're the only one doing things your own way.
Farkle: Yeah… I guess you're right.
Smackle: Just be like me Farkle. Well… don't be just like me. Because then you'd have a chance of beating me in these science fair competitions from friendly rival. However you should do one thing I've learned. Stop trying to be cool and be exactly like other people, and instead just help others in your own way.
Farkle: Hmm. That's… actually good advice. You got any more?
Smackle: Yeah! Prince Charming actually knew who Snow White was because his body and mind had been combined with the Prince Charming of Earth 2 during the events of the Flashpoint Zero Crisis Hour on Infinite Realities event.
-In the present: an adult Farkle and Smackle were standing in front of a group of children in the before and after care auditorium.
Farkle: Where the heck did that all come from?
Smackle: Online wiki's. And you know they never lie.
Farkle: Smackle. We were seconds away from a simple fairy tale ending where the prince meets the princess and then they get married and live happily ever after. Why must you always change the endings of every story I try to tell with your own insane tales!?
Smackle: Well maybe your endings happened pre-Crisis. But they're not in continuity anymore.
Farkle: SMACKLE! WILL YOU JUST… I… I need to walk away and think for a bit.
-Farkle then began to walk towards the door to outside.
Smackle: Wait, Farkle! You're going home early!? You'll be right back soon, right?
-Farkle looked back at Smackle and called out to her very loudly.
Farkle: No Smackle. This time I'm gonna be gone for… quite a while.
-Farkle then walked out of the building. Smackle stood looking slightly shocked.
Smackle: Is… is he mad at me?
Farkle: Ugg. I am feeling so mad right now.
-In the past: in a large living room, a teenage Farkle was laying down on a couch. He had a pillow behind his head and a blanket covering most of his body. Farkle looked up at the ceiling as he had a very sick look on his face.
Farkle: I hate being sick…. especially today. Well… mom and dad are gone now. And here I am. Laying here all alone, feeling so sick and exhausted. What is someone like me in this condition supposed to do?
-Farkle's spoken thoughts were suddenly interrupted by a teenage Smackle walking into the living room with a plate and glass of water.
Smackle: What you're going to do is stay on the couch as I give you this medicine along with this glass of water.
-Farkle looked at Smackle with a very surprised look on his face.
Farkle: Smackle!? What are you doing here?
Smackle: I called earlier and your mom told me that you were gonna be here alone for five hours. Soon after that, I told her that I would love to help take care of you during that time. She seemed cool with it, and so now here I am.
Farkle: But… what about your exams?
Smackle: I'll just take them during the makeup day. Which you will as well.
Farkle: But I'm not getting any better right now. In fact, I may never be in school again if this fever of mine keeps getting worse.
Smackle: Believe me Farkle. You will be better by the time the makeup day comes.
Farkle: And what makes you so sure of yourself?
-Smackle then held the glass of water she was holding closer to Farkle's face.
Smackle: Because I've got water and medicine here. Now drink up!
Farkle: But I'm still feeling…
Smackle: Now!
-Farkle quickly swallowed the medicine and water that Smackle had given him.
Farkle: Gee. You didn't have to shove it down my throat.
-Smackle then held a plate with toast on it closer to Farkle's face.
Smackle: I've got toast. It's buttery. Now eat it!
-Farkle then quickly ate the toast. As Farkle swallowed the last of his food, Smackle sat in a chair next to Farkle. Farkle then cleared his throat and looked right at Smackle.
Farkle: Smackle. What is up with you right now!? You're shouting demands at me to eat food and drink water.
Smackle: Is it wrong to ask a friend to do something to make his life better?
Farkle: Well… no.
Smackle: Farkle, there are so many people in this world who know how to live a healthy and good lifestyle. Yet they shut their mouths so often and continue to allow other people around them to live their lives however they feel like. Well I'm not gonna be like that.
Farkle: Wow. That's pretty deep.
Smackle: Thank you.
Farkle: So… wanna check out what cartoons are on cable right now?
Smackle: Sounds cool.
-Farkle then grabbed a remote near him and turned on the TV. Farkle and Smackle then began to watch the TV. However as they watched, Farkle's eyes began to turn to look at Smackle. After a moment of looking at her, Farkle then spoke up.
Farkle: Smackle.
Smackle: Yeah?
Farkle: I'm glad I sat down next to that strange little girl I met on that bench all those years ago.
Smackle: Me too. By the way, if we can't find anything good to watch on TV, I can always read you my Star Wars fanfiction where my little ponies join the Jedi order.
Maya: Smackle, are you sure you're all right?
-In the present - in the before and after care auditorium: Smackle and her friend Maya, along with one of their students: Grace were all sitting at a table together.
Smackle: I know I tell stories different than him but… did I cross a line today?
Maya: Smackle, you were being yourself. If Farkle had a problem with you just being you, he would've walked away years ago.
Grace: Yeah. Besides, you're really fun Miss Smackle.
Smackle: Aww. Thanks Grace.
Maya: Hey Grace. Since you're the only student in here now, let's go outside where all of the other kids are.
Grace: Okay.
-Maya and Grace then got up and walked out of the room. Smackle remained where she was and sighed. Suddenly her thoughts were interrupted by the sound of a door opening nearby. Smackle turned her head and saw Farkle walking back into the building towards her. Smackle then got up and walked over to Farkle. The two both stopped once they were right in front of the other.
Smackle: Farkle. Listen. I've been thinking and… I just wanna say I'm sorry that I changed the ending to that fairy tale story on you. I didn't think it would make you…
-Farkle then held a hand up for a quick moment and then spoke.
Farkle: No. I'm glad that you are always you Smackle. And I'm glad you wanted to change the end of that silly little fairy tale. Because we probably shouldn't tell these kids the story of a prince and princess that meet up and just super quickly fall in love. Because that's not how love works. It takes time to grow. And it takes time to recognize it.
Smackle: Farkle, what are you saying?
Farkle: I should never let some crazy… quirks in a person's personality keep me from seeing what's most important about them. Smackle… I've been unfair to you.
Smackle: Huh? How?
-Farkle then had his hands grab Smackle's as the two looked right at each other.
Farkle: I let my frustrations over the ridiculous crazy little things you do keep me from seeing what is most important about you. Which is that you are the kindest, most patient, and most loving person I know. Smackle, you're the best friend ever. And I don't wanna walk away from you like I did ever again. In fact… I want to do the complete opposite of that.
-Farkle then suddenly pulled out of his pocket a small box and then got down on one knee. Farkle then immediately opened the box showing inside was a diamond ring. Smackle's eyes got huge as she saw what was happening and then fell down onto her own knees as she kept looking right at Farkle.
Farkle: Isadora Smackle… will you marry me?
-Smackle remained still as she had a look of uncertainty on her face. She was completely quiet for several moments, and then finally… she spoke.
Smackle: You were wrong about just one thing. Farkle… you're the best friend ever. And I will.
Farkle: You will what?
Smackle: What you just asked. It's a yes. Yes, Farkle… I will marry you!
THE END
