SHAPE-SHIFTERS
MULDER
Look, Scully, I've made a slide show on our case. I've collected datas, made charts, compared old and recent pictures. even videos.
Except our eyes -we cannot deny that we became presbyopics- we are in better shape than back in the days ! See how gorgeous you are, how athletic I matured. It is reverse shape-shifting.
Due to your alien DNA, and for me... unexplained, maybe contact with black oil.
SCULLY
Mulder... It is crystal clear, we can explain it by science. No needs to summon your bat-crap crazy alien parastuffs ! We have an healthy life, we make a lot of exercices in our jobs, we have inherited good genes from our parents... I can go on and on.
Though, we are indeed divine on these photos. It's been a long time we made complete check-ups. Let's do some and obtain medical reports.
M&S
Case Number 131061230264.
Investigations about mysterious reverse shape-shifting concerning the Special Agents Fox William Mulder and Dana Katherine Scully.
All the medical analysis and scientific evidences remain inconclusive.
This case will be kept open for further periodic follow-ups.
F. Mulder and D. Scully