HEALTH AND SAFETY
MULDER
True, Mister Health and Safety, I'm sinking back into my chair, feet on the desk. It's a bad body posture to write reports on the computer. Though, I don't last on this seat ! I'm up when I read old files, I walk back and forth thinking and arguing with my partner about cases, and most of the times we are outside doing fieldwork.
So, I don't think I could suffer musculoskeletal disorders.
SCULLY
Are we applying all the safety procedures in the field, Mister Inspector ?
Yes, of course. We are always together when we approach hazardous places or crime scenes, watching our backs and requiring backup in critical situations.
We are always cautious, we don't come near danger or touch mysterious substances, we never underestimate all the risks we could encounter.
Our motto : always by the book.
M&S
Wait, what ? It's not what you deduce from our records ? Far above the average work-related injuries for FBI Agents ?
Well, it's the nature of our job in the X Files. It's true that we have visited hospitals regularly, but no big deal, just regular wounds.
Don't you think someone is playing a trick on you ? You can't believe we came back from death or that we suffered Alien sickness. Be serious !