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One with the show

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Chapter 2

Waking up hurt. A lot. My chest felt like it was squeezing through a tube making it hard to breathe, I had a head ache the size Canada, and my back was on fire.

Fucking fates, I just know they had something to do with this. Groaning I opened my eyes to a dim room. The walls where made of wood, and there was a window that looked strangely similar to a porthole. The bed I was on felt like it was moving, and I could hear the ocean through the walls.

If I wasn't smart I'd say I was on a ship. God what happened? I was home right…I took a shower…and said shower ate me…right..? Creeper Guy, didn't he say his name was Daddy Gold? Uggg my head hurt so fucking much. Make it stop.

The ship rocked again making my stomach jump in my throat.

"I 'ma throw up." I groaned sitting up.

"Don't sit up." I heard a squeaky voice speak, "It'll only make your nausea worse."

My eyes shifted looking around the room for the voice. Please don't let it be that Daddy Gold again, I really couldn't handle him right now. I thought as my eyes searched the room. There was desk, some hanging tools, a wall covered in papers, the open door with a big plushy of someone's Chopper from One Piece, a trash can, the bed I was on and a briefcase of what looked like doctor supplies.

"You're still feeling sick because you got a concussion, it'll pass but for now you need to take it easy and not move." The squeaky voice spoke again. This time I was able to pinpoint it and snapped my head towards its direction only to see the plushy again positioned like Chopper was doing a backwards way to hide.

I stared at it. The plushy stared back. Then ever so slowly the plushy moved, bringing its body behind the door way, never once breaking eye contact.

I blinked. The plushy blinked. I'm hallucinating right…That plushy didn't just move.

"Don't get up, stay there, If you could answer some questions for me I can do my job. Are you experiencing any pain anywhere, how much pain on a scale one to ten are you feeling right now, any vison loss, headache, sudden urges to itch or bite?!" The Chopper plushy asked, his mouth clearly moving to pronounce the words.

THE PLUSHY TALKED! OH MY FLIPPY GOSH! I gulped and sat up again. A wave of dizziness hit me like a can of bricks. I really needed to throw up now! So I did leaning over the bed.

The plushy screamed. "Don't throw up! I told you not to sit up! Ahhh bucket need bucket!" The blue nosed reindeer scurried around the room frantically.

I felt a cold tin bucket shoved underneath my chin as someone gathered my hair out of the way. I emptied my stomach for what felt like forever. My left side protested loudly in pain. My Chest felt like it was squeezing through a tube with each heave. Finally I could no longer vomit anymore and was pushed back on the bed gently.

"Geez, I told you not to sit up, this is what you get! You have a concussion, three broken ribs, and swelling disks on your back plus a fever! You shouldn't be getting up right now!" Chopper yelled at the girl. He only just got with the crew and already someone was hurt. He was never going to get a break was he?

"Sorry doctor." I whispered my throat felt too soar to talk normally, ugg my head. The reindeer blushed.

"My name's Chopper, Tony-Tony Chopper." Chopper replied. "What's your name Lady?"

I grimaced as he started to press his hooves' gently to my ribs, checking to see if I made them worse most likely. Fucking things hurt like a bitch.

"Ahmmie." I said, still trying to wrap my head around how The Tony-Tony Chopper, aka cutest factor of One Piece was standing next to me, and treating my wounds? "How," I cleared my throat. "How did I get injured?" I rasped.

"It's nice to meet you Miss Ahmmie!" Chopper chirped, moving his hooves' to check my head. I grimaced, that doesn't feel good. Maybe my concussion manifested an idea of a real life Doctor to look like Chopper…or I'm just going insane.

"I think most of your injuries came from the fall," Chopper replied, "By the way do you remember how you fell from the sky in the first place?"

I blinked and stared up at him. Did I remember…Daddy Gold? I shiver now I really want to throw up for a whole other reason.

Chopper stared at me expectantly. Um…quick think, think, think! I fell from the sky. Was ate by the shower…Daddy Gold. Oh god no you can't throw up again Ahmmie.

"Um…I remember…clouds..?" I replied shakenly. "Lots of clouds, then I walked through one…and started to fall. That's all I can remember at the moment."

"Oh Okay," Chopper replied. "You must be thirsty, I'll get you some water, and tell the other's your up. Stay on the bed, and don't get back up. You'll just make yourself nauseous again!" The reindeer then hopped down off the stool he must have been standing on and left through the door.

Great. Then there was one. Okay. What do I do know? I thought staring up at the wooden ceiling. The ship rocked slightly and I could hear seagulls in the distance. Well Dorothy you're no longer in Kansas anymore.

I rubbed my eyes. God Why do the Fates hate me. I mean, what did I do that deserved getting eaten by my shower. I'm still hung up on it. Fucking shower, that jerk I bet I didn't even taste good. Gah! Then that pervert Daddy Gold. Please someone tell me he wasn't God…That would be scary. I fear for all those virgins.

Now. Now I've just been tended to by a Reindeer. Chopper the shapeshifting, doctor to the straw hat pirates, blue-nosed reindeer. I've got to be going insane.

I sighed, well at least I'm no longer naked. Someone, hopefully Nami or some other girl, had dressed me in a tight fitted blue and white striped short T-shirt that exposed my navel and a pair of very tight comperes that ended at my knees.

Well they were clothes I wasn't going to complain. I can't be dead I guess. I thought to myself. I mean what kind of dead person feels pain…so unless this is hell, and I had sinned. Chopper was real, or I was insane…both work.

Gah! Why do the fates hate me?

Stupid Fates, oh let's take Ahmmie from her perfectly normal, mundane life that she was content with working nine to five going home feeding her dog, and then going to sleep to get up again. I was content with that life. It wasn't much, I didn't have the nicest apartment, my socks might have never matched, and my dog, Reba, name after a country star, was a lazy little but head, but she was mine, my apartment was mine, and yeah I worked a lot, but it paid the bills while I went to college to try to understand what I wanted to be in life, but no Stupid fates just have to have my shower freaking eat me, Have a pervy creep meet me in the afterlife and then fall from said afterlife into One Piece where their where guns, pirates, creepy perves galore and Sea monsters.

I didn't know whether this was a blessing or a curse yet from the Fates.

My side throb painfully.

Defiantly a curse right now!

WHY DO YOU HATE ME FATES!

Stupid fates. I angrily wiped a tear that threatened to fall from my eyes, like hell's spells was I going to cry. I haven't cried for three years wasn't about to start now.

After my little tantrum, and about ten minutes of inner mundane dialoged on how many lines I could count on the wood panels, I was officially board.

"Yeah you never said a word, you didn't send me no letter, don't think I could forgive you." I slowly sung, prayer in c to myself, this song always seemed to reflect my mood. My voice raspy at first but slowly got better.

"See our world is slowly dying I'm not wasting no more time-."

The Straw hat Crew had gathered in the kitchen while Chopper tended to the girl. Sanji making sure both Nami's and Vivi's drinks where full, Nami and Vivi discussing how the girl could have fallen from the sky, while Luffy interrupted them stating she was an angel and that was that. While Zoro and Usopp quietly sat and watched the argument like it was a show.

"I'm telling you Luffy, angels don't exist, and girls just don't fall from the sky she had to have come from a nearby ship somewhere!" Nami growled back at him for the hundredth time.

Her Captain looked at her defiantly, the same look she's seen him get when things weren't going his way. "I say she's a fallen angel." Luffy grumbled crossing his arms.

"SHE'S NOT YOU IDIOT!" Nami growled and swatted her captain upside his head roughly.

The captain and his navigator then proceeded to fall into the never ending She is, She's not argument.

"IS TOO"

"IS NOT"

"IS TOO"

"FOR THE LAST TIME LUFFY SHE IS NOT!"

Usopp and Zoro watched the two argue with fascination. This wasn't the first time Nami and Luffy had crossed words but each time was enamoring. The way Nami's cheeks would flush the shade of her hair, her eyes turning the color of molten brown gems, and the way Luffy's face would contort even more so in childish anger, looking like he was enjoying riling her up more than he was into the argument, truly fascinating.

"How long do you think it will be before either of them realize it?" Ussop asked Zoro.

The swordsman grunted. "To long, especially with Sanji they never will." He replied running a hand down his face in exaggeration. He was getting a headache.

As if summand Sanji appeared next to Vivi to offer some more desserts he had made.

"Now come my flower, I made these especially for you, they're the most delectable lemon tarts with custard filling absolutely to die for as your beauty is." The Flirtatious chef said wiggling.

"Not really the time Sanji thank you for the thought though I'll make sure to eat some later alright." Vivi stated nervously her head whipping back and forth between Nami and Luffy. She really didn't want to have to pull them apart…again.

"I've told you Luffy you can't just decide these things without thinking it through she could be a part of the marines for all we know!" Nami exclaimed finally fed up with her captain.

"Well she's not, she's an angel from heaven and that's that." Luffy replied crossing his arms while nodding his head smugly.

This seemed to only piss off the navigator more. "UGG LUFFY! FOR THE LAST TIME-"Nami started but was cut off as Chopper rammed through the kitchen door.

"GUYS SHE'S AWAKE!" Chopper yelled coming to a stop in front of his nakama. The young reindeer paused confusion sprawling across his face.

Nami was holding Luffy by the scruff of his shirt looking like she very much wanted to punch him. Usopp was eating some food, while Zoro seemed to have fallen asleep again. Sanji was showering Vivi with complements, while Vivi had her hands raised up as if to stop Nami and Luffy's fight.

All his nakama where in the kitchen, and no one was running the ship….

"Uh…Guys who's steering the ship?" The reindeer asked.

Everyone looked at him and blinked.

"YAAAAHHHH!" Nami screamed and raced through the kitchen door dragging Luffy behind her. Usopp and a now via punch awake Zoro fallowing behind her.

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT LUFFY!" The rest of the crew heard through the door way.

Vivi shook her head, really she wondered this was the crew she let help her get back to her country, she really wondered if she was dead in the head sometimes.

"Really she's awake, Chopper?" Sanji asked wiggling with hearts in his eyes. He was truly interested in the Blonde Goddess that had so modestly fallen on their deck naked.

"Yes." The reindeer nodded, then perked up. "Oh by the way could you make some light broth for her and get some water, she woke up only to puke so I'm sure she's hungry and thirsty."

"Coming right up anything for Angel-chwan." Sanji replied his eyes becoming bigger hearts.

Vivi grimaced and sighed. Really Sanji was Sanji she guessed. Turning to Chopper she looked down at him. "Chopper how is she? Did she tell you anything about herself to help us understand how she got here?" The princess asked.

"She's weak to her stomach but alright and yeah she did." Chopper replied nodding." Her names Ahmmie and all she could remember was a bunch of clouds all around her then falling though one."

"Oh Ahmmie -Chwan such a beautiful name for a sweet goddess from heaven!" Sanji said from the kitchen wiggling. He was truly a blessed cook, he thought not only did they have the beautiful and feisty navigator Nami and the wonderful Princess Vivi now the crew had the gorgeous heavenly angel Ahmmie. Truly he was blessed.

Finishing his new angel's broth he brought it over to Chopper. "Now careful not to spill this Chopper I don't want a single drop of Ahmmie -Chwan's food to spill. Got it." Sanji said handing the tray to Chopper and lighting a cigarette.

"Don't worry Sanji-san I'll help him, why don't you go check on the crew it sounds like we might have been off course for a little bit." Vivi replied for the blue nosed deer taking the tray from his hoofs.

"Right away Vivi-darling!" Sanji replied and ran out of the kitchen to help his Nami-swan.

"Lead the way Chopper." She said motion for him to start walking. "Okay." Chopper replied holding the door open for her. "I think Ahmmie's a nice lady Vivi." He smiled as he chattered down the stairs with her.

"Oh yeah?" She said raising her eyebrow. "What makes you think that?"

Chopper stopped and grinned up at her.

"Because other than throwing up she didn't once call me a monster and freak out that I could talk!" He piped. "She let me treat her and she even called me doctor!"

Vivi chuckled at the little deer's excitement. She wasn't so sure about this new addition on her friend's ship but if she could win over the fearful Chopper then she couldn't be all bad.

"We shall see Chopper." Vivi replied smiling.

I wonder why Chopper is taking so long I thought closing my eyes as I softly continued the song. "Don't think I could believe you."

This song always made me feel better, and it reminded me of Vivi's arc. I'm sure this is how she had felt with Crocodile.

"Yeah, our hands will get more wrinkled and our hair will be grey. Don't think I could forgive you. And see the children are starving and their houses were destroyed, don't think they could forgive you." I continued thinking about Crocodile and Koza. One the Procter and the other the Defiler. I felt really bad for Vivi. I wouldn't be able to do what she did. And now. Gosh. Am I just dreaming or was this real. How far into the anime was I? Why did my shower eat me…?

Sighing I sat up again, slower this time and leaned my back against the wall.

"Hey, when seas will cover lands and when men will be no more, don't think they can forgive you. Yeah, when there'll just be silence and when life will be over, don't think they will forgive you." I finished softly changing the words a bit. No one could forgive someone if they hurt them deeply. At least that was my opinion. And I defiantly won't forgive Daddy Gold for looking up my shower curtain. I shivered if I ever see that guy again I was going to clobber him a new ass hole.

Fucking pervert.

"YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU COULD SING!" I heard someone suddenly yell.

I jumped and looked over towards the door. Chopper was standing in the door way his eyes real big and shining next to a girl, with long blue hair and blue eyes. It must have been Chopper that yelled I deduced.

"Oh Hello I'm Vivi, Your Ahmmie right" She inquired, I nodded back. " Chopper told everyone you where awake." She smiled walking over and setting down a tray with some type of soup and a glass of water next to my bed. Chopper walked up behind her. "Our cook Sanji made this for you so be sure to eat as much as you can, since there's not that much left in your tummy after being sick." Chopper said placing the bowl in my lap.

I nodded and took a few sips of the broth. "This is delicious, thank you." I said meaning it, this was actually the best broth I've ever tasted. If Sanji could do this well on just water and spices I wonder how well he could do with real food.

"Where did you learn that song if I may ask?" Vivi asked as they both watched me eat. "Um. You may…It's just a song from my home." I replied unsurely pulling my arm up to starch behind my head only to wince. Yeah ribs still hurt. Maybe I hit my bathtub badly when I passed out into a coma.

"And where's that? Chopper said all you remembered was Clouds?" Vivi prompted most likely wanting to know where I came from and if I was a threat to her friends and their journey. For all she knew I could have been one of those Baroque Works agents. I understood that.

"Yeah," I coughed, then took a sip of the water Chopper offered me. "I was surrounded by clouds, for a long time. But I wasn't always in the clouds." I said unsure on how I was supposed to reply. What did you tell a fictional character your mind probably made up in a coma or something? Especially that you got eaten by your shower then met a creepy pervert dude. This was all so surreal that I didn't know what to believe anymore.

"I see." She said. "I have to tell you when you fell from the sky, it put everyone in a panic. We were not sure what to do with a naked woman landing on this ship's Captain."

….

I started choking on my soup.

WHAT! I-I-I fell on LUFFY NAKED?!

"Whoa! Hay don't start choking you'll act up your injuries!" Chopper said moving closer waving his arms worriedly.

"Ah! Sorry did I say something wrong! I didn't mean it! Chopper what do we do She's not responding!" Vivi yelled freaking out.

Chopper started to pat painfully on my back while Vivi was looking around the room for something to help me stop choking.

I coughed a couple times till finally I could breathe again. "Ow..." I moaned. "Chopper I'm okay. You can stop hitting me." I replied pitifully. The fire on my back had almost dwindled away till Chopper starting hitting my back. Owey…

"AH! Sorry!" Chopper said retracting his hooves from my back. I winced, yep those where going to leave a bruise.

"Are you okay Miss Ahmmie?!" Vivi asked worriedly fiddling her hands. I nodded. "Yeah….that was just surprising…" I blushed oh god real or not a man saw me naked kill me now. "He…He didn't…um...See anything? Did he?" I asked my face turning crimson.

I looked up at Vivi waiting for her answer. The princess gulped, and averted her eyes. "Uh, well, you see he didn't, maybe, possibly…might not of seen but IT was bright so who could tell that your very voluptuous I mean, I'm pretty sure Nami kept his eyes away," Though she couldn't say anything about the rest of the crew, Vivi thought sweat dropping.

It took me a minute to connect the dots.

"H-he…saw …..Me….everyone saw me naked…" I said almost robotically before my face became a tomato.

WHY DO THE FATES HATE ME! I started crying. I'm never going to get married. Daddy Gold was bad enough but Coma Luffy! GAHHH!

"AH! I'm sorry they didn't see anything really!" Vivi said quickly trying to stop the flood from my blue eyes.

"Hic…really." I asked looking up at her like a child. She and Chopper nodded their heads up and down vigorously.

"Yes, really!" She said taking my hands in hers squeezing them. "Okay…" I said shakenly and took the handkerchief Chopper offered me.

"So…What now?" I asked drying up my tears like they were never there. Both Vivi and Chopper seemed to sigh in relief and exaggeration.

"Oh well if you're feeling up to it, I guess I can let you meet the crew but you have to take it easy." Chopper said standing up offering his hoof.

"Alright." I said using his hove to help myself down from the bed. Standing up gave me a strange vertigo and it wasn't surprising that I soon found huge furry arms wrapping around me.

I looked up and found Chopper in his heavy point form. "Thanks Chopper." I said regaining my balance blinking up at him. Dude he was huge. And FURRY.

The reindeer nodded with a firm look on his face. "You're welcome, just take it easy you haven't recovered from your injuries yet."

"Hai." I said nodding, I wonder if I could ask him to let me pet him. He looked soft. We fallowed Vivi through the door and up a hallway to some stairs and through another door with sunlight peeking through, we found ourselves on the deck of The Going Merry. Luffy's very first ship on his journey. Please fate's if you don't really hate me, no more naked surprises please. I though blushing slightly and turned around to face the Future Pirate King's Crew.

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