PORN
MULDER
Scully, you haven't seen in my mess a box containing some of my old porn magazines ?
I... uh... want to remember how interesting it was.
I mean, you know... I've kept some of them, related to the X Files, for science. Porn abductees, naked Sasquatch females, mesmerizing huge boobs, psychic venal horsewomen.
You don't have that anymore, Scully. Back in the days, it was... delving into the stuff.
SCULLY
I think I found it, Mulder ! You're right, it was in a complete messy place ! You hear me ? I'm in the closet, laundry room ! Mulder ?
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Oh, what's that ? There are things hidden in the porns... Pictures ? Me ? Copies of some of my X Files reports ?
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MULDER ! What were you doing with pictures of myself, busy at work, pinned with reports I wrote ? What ? How ? When ? Mulder ! COME HERE ASAP !
M&S
We remembered our first years, how hot and sexy we were, how much sexual tension we had, how in a denial state we were, and how hard it was to deal with it. We shared new little secrets as our old memories were resurfacing.
We laughed a lot, enjoyed the silly magazines, and giggled at the stolen images Mulder had surreptitiously taken.
The washer surely remembers the following great porn moment.