Ain't I Just Despicable?
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Chapter 7: Welcome to the Family
When Sheldon arrived at Diane's Home for Orphaned Girls, he began the process for interviewing with Diane on whether he'd be a proper parent.
"So I see you prepared a profile for yourself, Dentist Cooper." Diane observed before sarcastically replying "Oh joy. I love reading."
Back at Sheldon's lab, the Minions were typing up the profile in real time as Diane followed the details.
"La-dee-dee-doo." one of the Minions babbled as he typed up the profile's facts.
"I see you've been given a Medal of Honor, and a knighthood. You also had your own cooking show and can hold your breath for thirty seconds? That's not very impressive."
As the other Minions stared at the one who typed up that bit of info, one minion named Kevin knocked him aside and began to improve the tidbit before the two started fighting over the keyboard.
"Idiot." Kevin snickered before his face was shoved into the keyboard by the other Minion.
"Fight! Fight! Fight!" the Minions cheered, as the keyboard's text came out as utter gibberish.
"Uh, if I may explain; things have been so lonely since my wife- Ramona- passed on. It's like my heart is a tooth." Sheldon attempted to bluff to cover his ass. "And that tooth has a cavity, which can only be filled with children." Diane only stared back at him unempathetically, as if the "dentist" were crazy. "You're a beautiful woman, ma'am. The Amazonian body build fits you quite well." he continued, changing the subject. "Do you by any chance speak Spanish?"
"Do I look like I speak Spanish?" Diane answered flatly.
"Er, you have a face... como el burro." Sheldon answered, trying to tell her the first set of Spanish words that came to his mind. Fortunately for him, Diane appeared flattered. "Is there any way I could meet the kids because I am very hyped for this."
"Tell Sally, Karin and Sweetie Belle to come downstairs." Diane spoke into a phone intercom. In the other room, the trio of sisters were squealing in delight as they hurried to pack up their belongings.
"I bet the mom is beautiful." Karin exclaimed.
"And I think the dad's eyes sparkle like diamonds." Sally said dreamily.
"I hope their house is made of gummi bears and cotton candy!" Sweetie Belle spoke out, to be met with confused stares from her sisters. "I'm just saying it'd be nice." The girls then made their way downstairs where they met Sheldon.
"Girls, this is Dr. Cooper. He's going to adopt you, and he's a dentist." Diane explained before Sweetie Belle jumped onto Sheldon's leg.
"Hee hee! I got your leg!" Sweetie Belle giggled.
"Okay, that's enough, young one. How do you get this child off? Wooden board? Crowbar?" Sheldon said as he tried to pry the young filly off of his leg. "Thank you very much, Miss Diane. We'd better be going now, right girls?"
Without another word, Sheldon took the girls and their belongings and drove off vehemently back to his lab, as a child's balloon popped from the throttle of his vehicle and the young girl whose balloon it was wailed in disappointment.
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