Ain't I Just Despicable?
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Chapter 9: Papoys
In the lab, Haymitch was showing Sheldon a prototype for a new device.
"Just to let you know, here's the design for the new weapon you ordered." Haymitch said as he demonstrated a peculiar looking gun aimed at a Minion. Once the trigger was pulled, a wafting cloud of fart gas knocked the Minion out cold.
"No, I said dart gun. Not fart gun!" Sheldon responded, fanning the fumes away from his nostrils.
"Oh, that makes sense, because I was wondering under what circumstances would we even use that. What I really want to show you is this." Haymitch then activated a series of tiny drones disguised as bite-size cookies.
"You've outdone yourself this time, Haymitch! Now those are cookie robots!" However, his success was cut short by a white-colored hoof shooting up and making a plush unicorn dance. Somehow, the girls found their way downstairs into Sheldon's lab.
"What are you three doing in here? I thought I told you to wait in the kitchen for me to finish!" Sheldon hissed angrily.
"We got bored. So, what is all this?" Karin asked to Sheldon's hesitation.
"I don't have time for this! Go back upstairs!" Sheldon demanded angrily. "I'm busy here."
"Doing what?" Karin questioned. "Are you sure you're really a dentist?"
"Alright, you've got me." Sheldon confessed. "The dentist thing is more of a hobby. In real life, I'm a top secret spy. And you can't tell anybody because-"
"What does this do?" Sally asked, as she activates a disintegration ray by mistake, vaporizing Sweetie Belle's unicorn toy, before receiving an angry glare from Sheldon. "Oops."
"My unicorn! You have to fix it, daddy!" Sweetie Belle pleaded.
"Fix-? It's been disintegrated; by definition, it can't be fixed." Sheldon answered as Sweetie Belle then puffed up her cheeks and held in the air in her throat as long as she could. "It's just a toy. Now stop overreacting." Sweetie Belle however continued until she passed out from fatigue.
"Fine! Fine! I'll fix it!" Sheldon remarked as he summoned three of his Minions forward. "Tim, Mark, Phil! This is important, you have to get Sweetie Belle a new unicorn toy."
"Eh? Papoy?" one of the Minions asked before chattering to the other two.
"Nononono, papoy." the other Minion corrected as the Minion now understood what Sheldon was talking about.
"You get the picture: a toy." Sheldon said, cutting the chase quickly as he sent the Minions on their way.
"Who are they?" Sally asked their new father.
"They're my- er, cousins. My many cousins." Turning to return to his work, he hired two extra Minions, Jerry and Stuart, to watch after the three girls back upstairs.
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