Howdy nerds, Flannel here with a chapter! Ha, kidding! Everyone knows I only update once a month. . .

Ha. Ha.

Ha. . .

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For real, I plan on updating a lot more frequently this month and during the summer. I swear! but anyway, my real news is that I gots an update/announcement!

The poll is over!

I wanna thank everyone who voted and a special thanks to my friends, Andre and Jake, both of these wonderful nerds also write HTF fanfics, and I don't know if I'd still be writing stories if it weren't for these lovely idiots I call friends.

Anyway, enough of me being a sappy hipster. On to the winner (or winners, I should say cause we had a tie) and what the stories are going to be about!

Winners: Shifty x Petunia, Lifty x Flaky.

The Shifty x Petunia story is actually going to be the sequel to Criminal Love, my first HTF fanfic! It's going to be called "Criminal Salvation" and here's the summary for it.

Criminal Salvation's Summary: It's been nearly a year since Lifty left and Shifty's life hasn't gotten any easier. His struggles didn't even stop when he had to give up stealing, at least the big jobs. He finds himself an outcast when the sins of his coffee shop murders and shooting his own brother came to light. Shunned and hated even more, Shifty's running out of ways to dull the pain, but can a certain blue-haired girl help him out and redeem him like his brother?

Next up is a story of my OTP in the Happy Tree Friends fandom: Lifty x Flaky! And basically going to be a sort of reverse Criminal Love of sorts called "My Shy Thief". Instead of Flaky turning Lifty good, Lifty is gonna turn Flaky bad. Summary coming at ya, nerds!

My Shy Thief's Summary: Flaky is a lot of things. A good person. Shy. Caring. And she's fine with that. But then there are other words to describe her which she hates. Scared, timid, the town crybaby. She decides it's time to change this. And who better to lend her a hand in being bad, than a green-haired thief and his brother?

Welp, that's the winners! And I have more ideas for HTF fanfics coming soon after these ones, including. . .

Flippy x Flaky (But with a twist, it's not your average Flippy x Flaky fanfic. Probably .-.)

Okay, I'm done blabbing on. The update/announcement is done. Now go eat some cookies and take a nap. You deserve it, you beautiful motherfucker.

okaybyesorryforthat.-.

~ Your friendly neighborhood waste of space, Flannel :3