I grabbed the the dark navy cat that Poppy shoved at me before and called dibs. "Kisame."
Poppy gave me a look, as did the rest of the cats. "Really?"
I shrugged. "What? Scared of a big blue man?" I teased her, lifting the heavy cat towards her.
Poppy frowned and sneered. "No." She denied.
"Just a little scared of fucking serial killers with shark features." She mumbled as she picked up the strange blonde.
"And men who turn humans into puppets is not?"
"It's art."
"It's sick."
"Bombtastic." She said, reffering to the cat in her hand.
I narrowed my eyes at her. "You are not naming that cat Bombtastic."
"And why the hell not?" She snapped.
"It's not even a proper name! Change it!" I yelled. At this point we were full blown yelling at each other. Over a damn cat name of all things.
"NO!"
"CHANGE OR I TAKE THE DAMN CAT AWAY!"
"FUCK OFF YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!"
"DON'T MAKE ME CALL HER THEN PERSEPHONE!"
"DON'T YOU DARE DESDEMONA!"
"CHANGE IT!"
"FINE!" She huffed, panting. We both sat down on the carpet again, ignoring the astonishing stares of the cats.
"You never let me live."
"Trust me, I'd rather you dead." I joked, dodging the pillow thrown at me.
Poppy stared at the yellow cat for a long time before nodding. "Katsu."
"Much better, sweetie."
I picked up the pitch black cat. "Raven."
Poppy grabbed hold of the small dark red cat and mumbled "Child."
"Oh for fucks sake."
"Let me live you miserable fuck."
I ignored her and took orange cat. "Nagato." I felt him stiffen before I placed him down next to Kisame.
Poppy gave me a disbelieving look before pointing at black and white cat. "Zetsu."
"Hime." I said to the pale blue cat that sat next to Nagoto. She gave me a nod before going back to staring at the others. I shook my head, seeing things.
Cats don't nod.
I skipped Poppy and went ahead and claimed the black and orange patch one. "Obito."
"No fair asshole." Poppy threw another pillow at me. I dodged it again. She huffed and looked at the last two cats. One has pure white fur and the other was a tortoiseshell breed.
"Hmm, Killer and Geld."
"Killer and... Geld?"
"Money, in Afrikaans."
"Wow, multilingual bitch."
"Uncultured slut."
It's short but it's here.