AU! Where Percy apologises to his family sooner than he does canonically with the help of his blackmailing and slightly horny boyfriend Oliver Wood.

Word Count: 1,005

Title: A Helping Hande

FanFiction Writing Month: March


Percy Weasley was in his office when his best friend and secret lover Oliver Wood walked in.

"Hey Perce," the Scottish brunette greeted his boyfriend kissing the redhead's cheek.

"Hey Ollie."

Oliver looked over and saw a slightly open box on his lover's desk. Percy was usually very neat. He was curious so he reached over and opened the box seeing it was a Weasley jumper with a big 'P' on it and a whole bunch of his favourite fudge. He ignored the sweater, grabbed the bag of fudge and popped a piece of it in his mouth. Although, that's not the only thing he came for.

"Oliver, I was going to send that back. I can't send that back now."

"I've missed your mum's cooking, you have to be stop being so stubborn."

"You didn't have to grow up with all the teasing from the twins, I was the only one who noticed that something was wrong with Ginny in her first year and nobody in my family noticed."

"The twins love you, despite what you might think. That's just the way they show that they care."

Percy huffed and said. "No they don't. Only my mother cares about me."

"Case and point why she sent you this jumper and the fudge."

Percy walked over, grabbed the bag of fudge from his boyfriend and put it back in the box much to Oliver's reluctance.

"What do I have to do, cut you off from love making until you apologise to your family," Oliver smirked, raising an eyebrow at his boyfriend.

"You wouldn't dare, that's blackmail."

"Try me, Weasley."

Percy glared at his boyfriend and huffed. He wasn't going to apologise to his family anytime soon. Oliver strode out of his boyfriend's office seductively much to the frustration of his ginger boyfriend.

Over the next few months, the affection went no farther than a kiss and maybe a lingering touch but that's it.


Four months later...

"Ugh!" Percy groaned as he looked at his boyfriend's toned bare chest and his strong shoulders one night as Oliver was getting dressed for bed.

"Like some thing you see," the Scottish brunette smirked saucily at his boyfriend noticing his obvious as a heart attack erection.

Percy nodded frustrated.

"You can only have a piece of me if you promise to apologise to your family."

Percy nodded reluctantly and said. "As long as you promise to come with me to apologise."

Oliver smiled, closed the gap between the two and kissed his boyfriend for the first time in about four months. Percy tangled his thin hands in his lover's hair as they snogged passionately for the next few minutes.

"That's as far as we'll go for now but we'll shag until dawn and then some when you actually apologise."

Percy groaned reluctantly as his hands dropped to the bed.

"You're adorable when you're frustrated, Perce," Oliver smirked sliding into bed next to his boyfriend.

Percy snuggled up to his boyfriend and said. "You're the source of my frustration, Wood."

"I'm honoured," he said as he started to play with Percy's hair.

The redhead had missed his boyfriend playing with his hair and it always calmed him down from as stressful day at the Ministry.


A few days later, Percy was at his parent's door with Oliver by his side. Oliver had positioned his hand on Percy's back although it kept drifting down to the back pocket of his muggle denim jeans which Oliver had bought for him. Percy knocked on his parent's door and waited nervously for one of his parents or one of his siblings to answer the door. He'd prefer his mum opening the door.

"Percy?"

The redhead turned to see his mum and said. "Hi mother."

There was a small smile on the mother's face as she ushered her third son and his best friend in. She instantly engulfed her son in a hug,

"What are you doing here?" Charlie asked glaring at his younger brother.

"You have some nerve coming back here when you abandoned us, Percy!" Bill exclaimed, wagging his finger at his younger brother.

Despite what people might think he really looked up to his older brothers so he hated to disappoint them. He wished his younger siblings looked up to him but they didn't. Rather they looked up to the twins in a way. Mrs. Weasley led Percy and Oliver to the table where the rest of the family was. He was greeted by glares from his younger siblings.

"What are you doing here, you git?" Fred asked.

"I've seen the error of my ways so I've come to apologise, I'm sorry for abandoning my family."

"Bollocks!" Fred exclaimed.

Molly glared at her son. Percy took a deep breath and walked away from the table.

"Good riddance," Fred said.

Oliver glared at his former team mate and chased after his boyfriend.

"I can't bloody do this, they're making it so hard!" Percy exclaimed angrily.

Oliver just walked over and gave his boyfriend a calm down hug which soon evolved into a kiss which soon evolved into a snogging session.

"Well, I can't say I'm surprised."

The couple broke apart to see the two oldest Weasleys smirking at them.

"I'm going out on a limb here and guess that Oliver is the one who convinced you to try and apologise to us."

Percy nodded. The foursome walked back to the table. Over the course of the night, the younger Weasleys slowly began loosening up.

The minute they arrived home the couple continued their snogging session. Percy immediately took off his boyfriend's shirt.

"Someone's eager, Perce," he smirked easily tangling his hands in his lover's red hair that he loved so much.

The couple stumbled towards their room and Percy fell on their bed with a shirtless Oliver on top of him. Oliver undressed his lover with one hand. They would usually use charms to undress each other but this is the more traditional way.

As Oliver promised the couple shagged until dawn and then some.