The Warriors kept wandering about, finally out of the forest and away from those Tweedle twins. They then turned to see a strange house. Well, not strange, it was a lovely little pink home with hay as a roof, but it was a strange sight after all they had seen. This was a very strange and disturbing adventure they gotten themselves into.
"Now I wonder who lives here?" Prim wondered as she walked to the house.
"Mary Anne!" a voice called from inside the house. The windows on the top floor opened to reveal the White Rabbit. "Mary Anne!"
"The Rabbit!" Prim said.
The Warriors went to the White Rabbit as he was frantically all around. He still seemed to be very late to his date, and needed some things to get ready.
"Excuse me, sir, but, but we've been trying to- -" Prim tried to explain.
"Why, Mary Anne, what are you doing out here?" the rabbit scolded Prim, he didn't seem to notice the other Warriors with her.
"Mary Anne?" Prim looked puzzled.
"Don't just do something, stand there!" the White Rabbit looked cross with herm but still nervous. "Uh, no, no! G-G-Go get my gloves! I'm late!" he pushed Prim inside the house.
"But late for what?" Prim asked. "That's just what we want…"
"My gloves!" the rabbit blew his trumpet, startling the Warriors inside the house to look for his things. "At once! Do you hear?"
"Goodness, I suppose we'll be taking orders from the dragons next." Alicia said as they climbed up the stairs.
The Warriors made it into the White Rabbit's bedroom. The Warriors looked almost all around the best they could to look for the gloves for the rabbit and maybe get out of this place for good.
"Hmm. Now let me see. If I were a rabbit, where would I keep my gloves?" asked Prim. Prim saw a jar of cookies and decided to sneak just one. "Oh! Thank you. Don't mind if I do." She said, and she took a bite. And she decided to check at a chest as she hummed a tune. And then she start growing in size.
"Oh, no, no. Not again." Said Prim in worry
The White Rabbit waited outside tapping his foot, he then looked to his watch and ran upstairs.
"Oh, Mary Anne!" the rabbit rushed inside.
Prim was worried as she grew and expanded in the room.
"Now, you see here, Mary Anne!" the White Rabbit opened the door, then yelled out, being pushed down the stairs as Prim's other foot started to stretch down the steps and pushed him. He opened to door and Prim's foot pushed him.
"HELP! MONSTER! HELP, ASSISTANCE!" yelled the rabbit as he blew his trumpet and ran for help.
Prim tried to get out but to no avail, which causes her to scratch her head in confusion.
"A monster!" the rabbit cried. "A monster, Dodo! In my house, Dodo!"
"Dodo?" Prim listened to hear about the dodo bird from earlier.
"Oh, my poor, little, bitty house." The rabbit moaned in despair.
"Steady old chap." The dodo said, calmly. "Can't be as bad as all that, you know." He said.
The rabbit looked panicked about having his house nearly destroyed. The dodo just smoked a pipe, calmly.
"There it is!" the rabbit pointed to his house with Prim inside.
The dodo saw the house and looked as panicked as the rabbit did. "By jove! Jolly, well it is, isn't it?"
Prim opened the shutters to show her eyes.
"Well, do something, Dodo!" the rabbit begged.
"Yes, indeed, extraordinary situation, but- -" the dodo pondered this.
"B-B-But what!?" the rabbit asked.
"But, I have a very simple solution!"
"Thank goodness." Said Prim in relief.
"W-W-What is it?"
"Simply, pull it out the chimney!"
"Yes, go ahead, pull it out!' the rabbit urged the dodo.
The Dodo looked surprise at the request, even if he suggested it. "Who? Me? Don't be ridiculous! What we need is..uhh…" he looked around for a solution.
Suddenly, there was whistling heard. Everyone turned to see a lizrd with a ladder walking by, mindlessly and innocently.
"A lizard with a ladder!" the Dodo explained to him.
"Oh, Bill! Bill!" the rabbit called to him.
The lizard, Bill, heard them and waved at them.
"We need a lezzard with a lizard, a lizard, with a … uhh…" the white rabbit sounded nervous for some reason. "Can you help us?" he asked.
"At your service governor!" the lizard tipped his out.
"Here, my lad." The Dodo took him, swiftly wrapping his arm around him and walking him to the house. "Have you ever been down a chimney?"
"Why, governor! I've been down more chimneys- -"
"Excellent, excellent! You just pop down the chimney and haul the monster out there!"
"Right-o, governor." The lizard sounded calm, going up the ladder, then turned greener as the M word was brought up. Monster!?" he saw Prim, screaming and ran to get away.
The Dodo and Rabbit grabbed onto his tail to keep him from getting away. Bill was forced back up the ladder and was terrified of Prim, and landed in the Dodo's arms, shivering. The Dodo then carried him up the ladder.
"That's better!" the Dodo smiled, sneakily. "Bill, lad, you're passing up a golden opportunity!"
"I am?" Bill sounded calm and excited now.
"You can be famous!"
"I can?"
"Of course! There's a brave lad! In you go, now. Nothing to it, old boy. Simply tie your tail around the monster's neck and drag it out!" the Dodo shoved Bill in the chimney, sticking him.
"B-B-But, Governor!" Bill sounded understandably scared again.
"Good luck, Bill!" the Dodo shock his hand, then went down to safety.
Prim was still sitting in the house. The soot from the chimney made her nose twitch and sniffle. She then sneezed, making the whole house shake and Bill shot right out of the chimney.
"Well, there goes Bill…" the Dodo said, removing his cap.
"Poor, Bill…" the Warriors said, watching the lizard disappear beyond the sky.
"Perhaps we should try a more energetic remedy." The Dodo suggested.
"Yes, anything, anything, but hurry!" the Rabbit said.
"Now, I propose that we….uhh…"
"Yes, come on, come on, yes, yes!"
The Dodo took out a match to smoke again. "I propose that we- - OWW!" he then saw that the match burnt and stung his fingers with burning blisters. "By hove, that's it! We'll burn the house down!"
"Yes! Burn the house-WHAT!?" the rabbit sounded paranoid now.
"Oh, no" Prim cried.
The Dodo started to throw furniture around the house.
Dodo: Oh, we'll smoke the blighter out
He'll put the beast to rout
Some kinding, a stick or two
All this bit of rubbish ought to do
We'll smoke the blighter there out
We'll smoke the monster out
"N-No! Not my beautiful birdhouse!" the rabbit cried. The White Rabbit looked panicked and unfortunate once the Dodo took almost everything to burn the house with.
Dodo: Oh, we'll roast the blighter's toes
We'll toast the bounder's nose
Go fetch that gate, we'll make it clear that monsters aren't welcome here
"Match." Said the dodo.
"Match?" asked the rabbit, and he handed him a match. And the dodo ignited it.
Dodo: We'll blow the scoundrel out
We'll smoke the monster out
"We'll the monster out-No! My poor house and furniture!" yelled the White Rabbit. And the Warriors are getting worried that they'll be burned.
"Oh dear. This is serious." Said Prim. I simply must- - A garden, perhaps if we eat something. It would make us small." She said. The White Rabbit noticed that she was trying to eat from his garden and held down the carrots to keep her from eating anything.
"Let go! Help!" yelled the White Rabbit.
"I'm sorry but we must eat something." Said Prim as the Warriors grabbed each carrot.
"Not me, you, you, you, you, you, barbarian." But Prim managed to eat one of the carrots. Which causes the rabbit to scream believing that Prim ate his hand, and the Warriors started to shrink
"Monster!" yelled the rabbit as he ran back outside but he tripped by Prim's foot. And then he looked at his watch and he yelped in shock. "I'm late!" he said.
"Oh dear I'm here, I should here there. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!" said the rabbit as he ran.
"Ah, say. Do you have a match?" the dodo asked the late rabbit.
"Oh no, must go, goodbye. Hello. I'm, late, I'm late, I'm late." The rabbit sounded frantic as ever.
"Wait, please wait!" Prim went after him.
"Ah, young ladies, and gentlemen, do you have a match?" the dodo asked, towering, over them.
"No, w-we're sorry but, Mr. Rabbit!" said Prim, as the Warriors rushed with Prim.
"No cooperation, no cooperation at all? We can't have monsters about! Jolly will have to carry on alone!" the dodo said as he continued to make the fire for the rabbit's house as they were gone.
