The Warriors are now on trial, the Warriors were in the judge's booth while the guards stood next to them, looking very angry with them. The white rabbit rushed in to the room. He was blowing his trumpet to alert everyone of the trumpet.
"Your majesty." the rabbit introduced everyone as the trial was about to begin. "Members of the jury, loyal subjects..."
"Ahem!" a voice coughed.
The white rabbit sighed the last name. "And the King..."
The King looked at everyone, smiling and tipping his crown.
"The prisoners at the bar is charged with enticing her Majesty." the rabbit read from a scroll. "The Queen of Hearts, into a game of croquet, and thereby willfully..."
"But!" Prim tried to protest, but she was shut out.
"And with the malice aforethought, teasing, tormenting, and otherwise annoying arb-"
"Never mind all that!" the Queen barked, then grinned delightfully. "Get to the part where I lose my temper."
The white rabbit skipped everything else written on the scroll. "Thereby, causing the Queen to lose her temper."
"Now." The Queen chuckled, eyeing the Warriors. "Are you ready for you sentence?"
"Sentence? But, there must be a verdict first!" said Connor.
"Sentence first!" the Queen slammed the table. "Verdict afterwards!"
"But that just isn't the way!"
"ALL WAYS ARE-"
"Y-Your ways, your Majesty..."
"Yes, my child. OFF WITH THEIR-"
"Consider my dear." the King interrupted, even if it wasn't a wise choice with everyone else to do such a thing with the Queen. "Uh, we called no witnesses... C-Couldn't we uh... Maybe, one or two? Maybe?"
"Oh, very well, BUT GET ON WITH IT!"
"First witness, first witness! We'll call the first witness!"
"The March Hare!" the white rabbit called.
Two guards carried in the hare by his ears, letting him sit as he sipped another cup of tea.
"What would you know about this unfortunate affair?" the King asked.
"Nothing." the Hare said, calmly.
"Nothing whatever?" Owen shouted at him.
"Nothing whatever!" the Hare yelled back at him.
"THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT!" Owen slammed the King off his stand. "Jury, write that down!"
The members of the jury frantically wrote that down on the chalkboards.
"Unimportant, your majesty means of course..." Luu Luu spoke up.
"SILENCE!" the Queen yelled in her, blowing the Warriors back a little. "Next witness!"
"The Dormouse!" the white rabbit called.
Two card guards came in with a teapot and placed it in front of Owen.
"WELL!?" Owen took the pot to yell at the mouse witness.
The guards shushed him to be very quiet and delicate with him.
"What do you have to say about this?" Owen asked, quietly, as if that were possible.
The mouse sang his song he sang during the fireworks explosion earlier, then went back to sleep.
"That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet." Owen whispered, then raised his voice again. "WRITE THAT DOWN!"
"Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle..." the jury murmured, writing that down.
"Twinkle, twinkle." Alicia rolled her eyes. "What's next?"
"The Mad Hatter!" the white rabbit called.
The guards brought in the Hatter as he drank tea and they poked his butt, to make him stand before the Queen.
"Off with your hat!" the Queen yelled at him.
"Oh, my!" the Hatter laughed, taking off his hat.
"And, where were you when this horrible crime was committed?" the King asked him.
"I was home drinking tea, today is you know, my un-birthday." that Hatter said, drinking some of his favorite drink.
"Why, my dear!" the King lit up. "Today is your un-birthday too!"
"It is?" the Queen sounded surprised.
"It is?" the Hatter and Hare asked.
"IT IS!?" the whole courtroom asked.
"Oh, no!" Prim groaned.
The Warriors groaned as everyone wished the Queen a very, merry, un-birthday. Of course like all un-birthday traditions, the Queen was given a cake with a powerful explosion, she blew the candles out and was given a present. She unwrapped it to see a new crown with pearls on it. The Warriors sat by, bored then saw the crown changed. It transformed in the the Cheshire Cat.
"Oh, your majesty!" Maia beamed.
"Oh, yes, my dears?" the Queen asked, feeling delighted.
"Look, there he is now!" Kaguya pointed.
"He? Who? Where?" the Queen looked around.
"The Cheshire Cat!" the Warriors told her.
"CAT!?" the Queen saw her crown was disappearing with the cat before her eyes.
"Cat! CAT!?" the mouse panicked like he did before.
The Hatter and the Hare chased the mouse, and climbed on the tapestry. Then it fell down covering the Queen, and now both of them are chasing the mouse, nearly causing a mess.
"Give me the jam!" the Hatter called.
"The jam, the jam, by order of the King!" the King shouted.
Prim grabbed the jam, and the Hare grabbed a stick of it and threw it, so it can hit the mouse.
"The Jam. Let me have it!" the Queen demanded, but the jam splatted into her face instead.
The King tried to hit the dormouse on the head with the mallet, but accidentally hit his wife on the head.
The King tossed the mallet to the Hare, and tossed it to the Hatter, and tossed it to Connor, and finally, Connor tossed the mallet to Prim. But Beardsley took the mallet from her and hit Connor with it.
"SOMEBODY'S HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL FOR THIS!" the Queen yelled. And she ripped the tapestry, and she came to view and saw Prim had a jar of jam and Beardsley had a mallet. The Warriors threw them aside and put their hands in their pockets. "AHA!"
Suddenly, the Warriors remembered something. "The mushrooms!" they took their hands out of their pockets and ate the food they collected from the caterpillar earlier.
"OFF WITH THEIR-" the Queen yelled, then looked scared as the Warriors grew in massive size.
The Warriors cringed a little as their heads hit the ceiling. They looked down and saw then guards trying to fight them and throwing weapons at them.
"Oh, poo, I'm not afraid of you." Connor said, picking a few guards up like regular cards. "Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards!" he then threw them down.
"Rule 42: All persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately!" the King read, scolding the Warriors.
"We're not a mile high and we're not leaving!" Alicia hissed at him.
"Sorry, Rule 42, you know!" the Queen laughed nervously.
"And as for you!" Prim got in her face.
The Queen panicked and used her tiny husband as a shield.
"Your MAJESTY!" Prim scoffed, not knowing that she and the Warriors were going back to their original sizes.
The Warriors didn't recognize it, the girls just smirked with proud smiles, and the guys just shook hands and patted on each others backs, while Prim kept ranting to the Queen.
"Why, you're not a queen! You're just a fat, pompous, bad-tempered, old ty-rant..." Prim saw that they were small again.
The Queen smiled evilly as she saw the warriors were vulnerable again. "What were you saying, my dears?"
"Well, they simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad-tempered, old tyrant!" the cat laughed, disappearing.
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" the Queen shouted.
"You heard what her Majesty said!" the King called into his crown as he was trampled by the guards. "Off with their heads!"
The Warriors kept running for their dear lives. They tried to find away out of the garden maze, and everybody is running around in the maze.
Then the Warriors ram over the guards to find a way out, while the Queen ram over the guards to try to catch the Warriors, this causes the guards from different sides to rose up and the Warriors slide down.
As they ran, the saw familiar spots of Wonderland that they ran into before. There was even the Dodo bird with the caucus chase going on, even Tweedle-Dee, Tweedle-Dum, the Walrus, and the Carpenter, the little oysters, and their enemies. The Queen and King seemed to have been in it, and the Warriors kept fleeing.
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" the Queen called.
The Warriors kept running as the rocks they jumped over turned into teapots.
"Just a moment!" the Hatter grabbed onto them. "You can't leave a tea party without having a cup of tea, you know!"
"But we can't stop now!" Connor cried.
"She's after us!" Vault added.
"Oh, but we insist, you must join us for a cup of tea!" the Hare declined to them disagreeing.
The Warriors landed into a giant cup of tea and swam in it. They came out seeing that the tea turned into water. What kind of adventure was this? The Queen was riding by them, getting closer and closer.
"Mr. Caterpillar, what will we do?" Grave asked, as he saw the insect smoking on his mushroom.
He turned to them, not seeming to enjoy their company. "Who are you?" he blew smoke into their faces.
The Warriors coughed, and they were running through a tunnel now. They came to the doorknob to open it and escape from everyone chasing them. It seemed like the whole world was against them.
"OWW! Still locked, you know." the doorknob told them.
"But the Queen, we simply must get out!" Prim cried.
"Oh, but you folks ARE outside." the doorknob told them.
"What!?" Connor looked at him.
"See for yourself." the doorknob opened his mouth wide.
The Warriors looked into and saw Prim out in the riverbank, asleep under a tree. Prim had Smoke and Flame in her lap.
"Why, that's me! I'm asleep!" Prim cried.
"Don't let them get away! Off with their heads!" the Queen called. The Warriors drew out their weapons for this.
"Prim wake up, please wake up, Prim!" Prim suddenly said, frantically like that would get them out of Wonderland.
"Prim! Prim!" an distant voice called. "Prim, Prim, Prim!" the voice revealed to be Beardsley in the real world. "Will you kindly pay attention, and recite your lesson?"
"Huh?" Prim woke up. "Oh! How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail and pour the waters of the-"
"Prim, what are you talking about?" Beardsley asked.
"Oh, I'm sorry, you see, the caterpillar said-"
"Caterpillar?" Alicia questioned.
"What are you talking about Prim?" asked Conor.
"Oh, for goodness sake. Prim, I-... Oh, well." Beardsley led the way away from the garden. "Come along, it's time for tea."
The Warriors went back to the catacombs for tea after the long adventure they had together. Even if it was just a crazy dream. Or was it? Prim knew that she would remember this dream for a long, long time, even if the Warriors didn't seem to remember it.
THE END
