Late at night in Nerv Shinji was in the kitchen opening a fridge and in a moment he saw a ham and grabbed it in his mouth and started eating it as he said, "OH SO GOOD!"
Sombra was watching and rolled his eyes as he said, "I mean honestly you are clearly an omnivore with those fangs I means that bottle blonde as you call her is truly an idea who is only your equivalent of count alchemist because she is doing things with Gendo!"
Shinji nodded while chewing on the ham bone as he said, "I was so hungry not even that could stop me form eating this! Now that was a city ham there is also a country ham so!" he then spat out the bone and start eating the other one right there.
the next day Ritsuko was looking at the video and before she could yell at shinji he used his magic to hold her mouth shout as he point to his fang, "DO THIS LOOK LIKE THE TEETH OF A PLANT EATER TO YOU BITCH? NO THEY ARE SHARP FOR RIPPING AWAY FLESH! AND YOU WOULD HAVE NOTICE THIS IF YOU COULD GET IT THROUG YOUR GOT DAM HEAT I AM NOT A FUCKING HORSE!" He yelled his dark magic eye flaring as he flapped his wings taking to the air, "Do horse fly? Now! Do horse have magic witch makes you want to scream trying to find and an answer other then that no? and can horse do this!"
Shinji then took on his shadow form and moved around Ritsuko his eyes staring at her making the mouth shut science let out a muffled scream in the dark mass before he became solid and spoke up, "Not only that but this world use to have hooved carnivores! So you have no reason at all for thinking I don't eat meat other then you are an idiot!"
Ritsuko was struggling to open her mouth but Shinji laughed Sombra's evil laugh making others take note as Shinji list things off, "you give us guns to kill things we have to get close to fight defeating the point of a gun! I mean how much money did you waste making those guns? When a spear sword or axe would be more practical wait I take that back it isn't the useless gun that is the real waste of money it's the pointless bullets you have to make for them!"
The bottle Blonde's eyes widen as others took notice and were watching as Shinji trotted around, "You claim there is no magic yet we fight angels using cyborg mechs cloned form angel DNA that's right I know that's how Eva's are made how you might ask? Simple they smell like an angel so that is what they are! I can even smell the one you got captured down below I think that is were you are getting the Angel DNA!"
Ritsuko's eyes widen and in his office so Did Gendo's as he was spying and adjusting his glasses, "HE can smell Lilith!"
Asuka's jaw dropped as Shinji went on as he said, "I can also tell form her scent and the fact she looks like my mom Rei is most likely a test tube baby made form mixing my mothers DNA with said angel's making her my half angel, half little sister!"
Rei blinked and said, "that is true.. all though I never though about familiar connection we genetically share before.."
Asuka's eyes widen as she looked to Rei and yelled, "YOU MEAN WHEN I THOUGH YOU WHERE AS PRETTY AS AN ANGEL I WAS RIGHT!?" she then covered her mouth in shock as everyone looked to her.
Shinji smirked as smiled happily as he said, "Called it! And Rei do so call me big brother! We freak siblings most stick together.. Now back to my point with all this secrets and easily to figure out wastes of money it is clear to me Ritsuko you are not suit for this job! You aren't smart! You can't accept in this field of research your machines can't explain everything yet, and just accept things till they can, and most of all, all you do is waste Nervs Budget on useless weapons. All of this leads to only one logical out come farther backed by my sense of smell! You only have this Job because of the fact you are sleeping with Gendo!"
Gendo's voice then came on the loud speaker and he said, "Correct… to all of that!"
Everyone then start throwing up as Shinji finally let Ritsuko open her mouth where she panted and Shinji Trotted off past the crowd as he laughed and said, "Kiss my plot bottle blonde bitch!"
Maya was holding her stomach with one hand pointing to Ritsuko with the other as she said, "You sick bitch! I can't believe I though you where hot!" she then ran to the Bathroom holding her mouth.
In the hall Misato walked up to Shinji as she smiled brightly and said, "You were amazing! I mean fuck! You just …"
Shinji cut her off with a "Shut up baby I know it! I was there and much like the angels I killed it!" he then laughed at his joke making the Ghostly Twilight who was now watching's eyes widen.
Misato petted his mane and said, "you're a bad little pony Shinji!"
the alicorn stallion smirked as he said, "Why thank you! Now I hope you enjoy your last five days of this hellhole and when I am sick of the bullshit I'll trot out and find you!"
the soon to be ex-Major blinked before Shinji smirked and said, "I already proved I can escape at any time when I healed my friend and his little sister! I am only here because I want to be! And soon I probably won't want to be here any more so I'll just leave! Nerv won't be able to do anything! I mean I literally just turned there secrets to public knowledge and I don't think anyone working here will be able to keep quite while drinking there troubles away, the last thing they need is to be seen deploying the Eva to capture of kill an unicorn!"
Misato gasped as she covered her mouth and said, "you're an evil master mind!"
The umbra Alicorn smirked evilly as he said, "Why yes I get it form my daddy!"
The ghostly unseen to all but Shinji Twilight then whispered to herself, "I have to save my son's soul! He's turning out just like his daddy!"
Meanwhile watching on a monitor Gendo had his fingers interlocked as he sighed as he almost proudly said, "Well you have me in check Shinji! You have me in check! And I most now plan carefully before it's checkmate!"
He couldn't see the proudly smirking Sombra in the corner smiling, "I don't know what is better being able to use my shadow form to be semi-solid or the fact you think my son only has you in check! You've lost five turns ago to both of us Gendo!" he then laughed evilly!
Later on in a synch test
Shinji was sitting in the Eva control chair sighing as he said, "this chair is horrible, and this slime you dare call breathable is going to take forever to get out of my bucking fur!"
that is when He saw Twilight who said, "I hope you don't mind me joining I am interested to the outcome of this!"
That is when Yui Ikari spoke up, "That voice! Your not an angel you are the one who did this to my son!" she sound in raged.
Shinji growled as his score spiked and he mentally said, "your son? You though me away to power this thing you have no right to even think that!"
Yui gasped in horror and Twilight said, "why yes! I've taught him helped me sheer up when he was sad, tried to help me set out to be come a hero! I've been more of a mom to him in the last week then you ever have or will!" she then covered her mouth with a hoof.
Shinji looked to Twilight as he though about it and couldn't Argue then he though about Sombra and he muttered to himself, "and Sombra's been more of a father then Gendo.."
Shinji smirked as if it finally hit him this change, his life as a living magical paradox, those two ponies, they weren't a curse or a cruel twist of fate! It was the answer to a life long wish Family.
Yui then spoke up, "I GAVE HIM LIFE!"
Shinji laughed Sombra's evil laugh as he said, "Listen Hear EVA-01!" Yui gasped at being addressed as that as Shinji continued, "You didn't give me anything! You took away my life and forced me to get a new one! The only connection between us is I am forced to be here! So shut up and be a good little weapon and do as I bucking say!"
On the Monitor Ritsuko seemed lost as Shinji's rate dropped but Shinji roared as if responding to something he didn't like as he spoke in the royal Canterlot speaking voice, "I SAID DO AS I SAY YOU BUCKING NEAR USELESS WASTE OF LIFE AND A SOUL! YOU ARE A WEAPON PURE AND SIMPLE A SWORD GOES WERE IT'S OWNER IS TOLD! A GUN FIRES WHEN TOLD TO! YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT! YOU ARE NOT A PERSON! YOU NEVER WERE AND NEVER WILL BE ONE!"
In a moment the Eva's eyes leaked what looked like massive tears making everyone jump back as Shinji's rating started to rise as his horn glow as Shinji growled as his rates reached the max and he said, "If you won't listen of your own free will! THEN I'll JUST HAVE TO FORCE YOU TO BE A GOOD LITTLE PUPPET!"
Ritsuko's eyes widen as Shinji's Rate shot up to six hundred sixty five way above the limits!
one of the staff was making a cross on himself as he watched.
Meanwhile within Eva-01 Yui's soul came face to face with Shinji who looked at her and said, "you throw me away you are no mother! You aren't even a person anymore! You're a weapon so please Yui accept the choice you made and be a good little weapon so you can be thrown away when you are no longer need!" he said this with no emotion in his voice.
Twilight then appeared and put a hoof on Shinji's shoulder and she said, "Stop this!" She was crying as she said, "you're destroying here and making this thing pull you in as a replacement! Please if you do think of me as a mom Stop!"
Shinji nodded and used his Wings to Hug Twilight who was a head taller then him and he nuzzled her like a foal nuzzling it's mother.
in the outside world Shinji's eyes widen as his synch rates slowly dropped to zero as he crawled out of the plug as he looked to the stunned gathered Nerv personal and he said, "I am going to shower now! I think you've seen enough!" he then trotted off.
Ritsuko then fainted where she stood.
Later on Misato was waiting outside the shower door as she said, "Come on Shinji! You've been in there for hours!"
Shinji then trotted out his fur extra fluffy as he said, "you try getting that stink out of fur!"
Misato smiled at how fluffy Shinji looked and she pulled out a brush grabbed him and started brushing his fur back to normal Shinji's eyes widen and when Misato was down she gave him kiss on the head.
A moment later shinji's wings stood straight up making him run back into the shower as everyone's eyes widen.
Misato covered her mouth and said, "Oh my! I didn't mean to do that! I just want to brush a unicorn I didn't mean to give him a..!"
Ritsuko was crying as she said," DON'T SAY IT JUST PLEASE DON'T SAY IT!"
to be continued