Hey boys and girls, hope you enjoyed chapter one because we're going into chapter two

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Granary 2:05pm

Boom! Boom! Boom! Was the sound that echoed across the battlefield of granary, bits and pieces of Blu team members laid across the ground as their bodies (or what was left of them at least) hit the floor beneath them, and standing not to far off with a smirk and holding a iconic rocket launcher, was Germ the Soldier

bob stood straight as he recorded the man in front of him who was pacing like a drill Sargent from the army "now, it has come to my attention that you have come to require information from me about my job, is that correct maggot" he said as he suddenly stopped to stare him right in the eyes (or at least as much as he could with that helmet over his eyes, how he could see so perfectly with that thing on was beyond the camera man's understanding)

"U-um.. y-y-yes sir, that is i-if you don't mind" bob said nervously as he was rather intimidated by what most of the other members of Germ's team dubbed as "the rocket man"

Germ pulled back and simply said "at ease son, I just wanted to clarify we're doing" he then went on saying "also you really need to relax more, gotta watch that blood pressure you know? Especially in this heat, it'll kill you if your not carful"

Bob simply relaxed as he decided to ask his questions now "so how long have you been a soldier " he asked to which germ replied "oh I've never actually drafted into the army really, it's really just what class I am, I actually won it off one of my teammates in a game of smash bros. And I've been it ever since"

Germ then went into drill Sargent mode again and said "because if there's one fact of life that's true it's this, if fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!" He said suddenly stopping and raising his fist in emphasis before turning to bob, who had become nervous again "Sun Tzu said that, and I say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!" He said as he tapped his finger into bobs Chest while leaning into his face before pulling back into a pacing motion "and then he perfected it so that no living man can best him in the ring of honor!"

AAAARRRGH! Germ gave off a mighty battlecry with his shovel in hand before he charged forward pulling out his shotgun and unloaded a couple of shells into the blu Selmers as she made a corner

He then pulled out his trusty rocket launcher just as blu Lori came from behind and immediately fired her syringe gun at the soldier, however she was quickly taken out as a rocket rammed into her instantly killing her when germ retaliated back after yelling "MAGGOTS!"

"Heads up germ!" Gregg yelled from his place from behind the exit leading to the last checkpoint "they're really dug themselves in up ahead!" He yelled as he made his push forward with his smg as Scriggins was already charging forward yelling "Go! Go! Go!" With that said Germ wasted no time as he reloaded his rocket launcher and charged into the fray

"and you know, the funny thing about living with merasmus is this" Germ said as he pored a cup of coffee he made into his mug "every time he gets into any issues with whatever mafia out there I always ask, "merasmus! You are a wizard,a freaking magic using spell casting raising the f #$*ng Dead wizard for Pete's sake, who has apparently to my understanding been around longer than man could ever even begin to understand" he said as he took a swig of his coffee

"so tell me something" he said as he continued on "why is it that every time you get into some kind of trouble with the mafia, why you don't just magic the hell out of them or something? I mean you're clearly capable of doing it if fighting me and my team every Halloween is anything to go by" Germ said before sighing "honestly for a all powerful wizard he's a real mess when it comes to gangsters... oh well, he pretty much owes me big time now considering all the times I had to save his magic retardant ass"

"there's a sentry up there!" Germ heard Mae yell as she ran passed her from her cover spot and then quickly rocket jumped up to the catwalk pipe taking out the blu Angus in the process, he then quickly rocket jumped again and fired his rockets at the blu Scriggins and Mae killing both of them instantly and then began falling downward at the blu Bea just as she uncloaked, and the last thing blu Bea saw as she turned around was Germ coming down at her as he slammed his shovel right in her face with a resounding *CLANG!*

"and that's pretty much why people call them a zoo" Germ said as he took another sip of his coffee, all the whil bob looked honestly intrigued by the conversation they were having

"Wow really? He asked

"Oh yeah actually, unless it's a farm" germ replied back with a smile

And so another usual day for Germ the soldier, otherwise known as "The Rocket Man".

And there you have it, another chapter finished, as always please leave a review and have a nice day