Good day to you fellow reader, here's another chapter of this fanfic so I hope you enjoy

unknown location 3:47pm

a lone camper van drove along the desert area passing a warning sign for snipers as it drove along, inside the driver looked over to the bobble head resting on the campers counter and casually flicked it with a smile "Boom! Headshot!"

"so Greggory was it? What exactly can you tell me about your job?" bob asked the driver of the car who was dressed in the usual sniper cloathes sunglasses and hat included, and Gregg just merely smiled at the camera man giving him a toothy grin

"first off just call me Gregg dude" he said "and second it's awesome! I actually wanted to be the soldier instead but Germ beat me to that..." he muttered out that last part with a annoyed look and a scowl as he remembered how Germ beat him in a smash bros game to obtain the soldier class, and he has made it his personal mission to waste the blu Germ every chance he got.

He then brightened up back to his optimistic self and said "but yeah being the sniper is still pretty cool!" He said as he made a turn with the wheel. "it's challenging, I get to do it outside, and I'm getting paid for it so what's not to like about it?" He said smiling all the way causing bob to smile himself at the foxes cheerful personality

"and what exactly can you tell me about what you do as the sniper?" He asked

Gregg just grinned at him and gave his answer "well I can tell ya this much, if there's one thing I leaned it's this, as long as there's two people left on the planet someone is going to want someone else dead"

Gregg aimed carefully from his position on an old building as he found his target and pulled the trigger, blu Germ didn't even have time to squawk as a bullet flew through his skull killing him instantly, but behind him the bullet hit a support beam and knocked a barrel right on top of blu Selmers causing the demoman to stagger around before bumping into a wall and fall right Down some nearby stairs, all the while Gregg watched the scene play out in a moment of silence before busting out laughing from the hilarity of it all.

"hey babe how's things going over on your end?" Gregg asked his boyfriend Angus over the phone at a gas station he stopped by at.

There was a murmur of noise on the phone as Angus gave his answer to his boyfriend, and whatever it was caused the Sniper to smile brightly "that's great to here! Glad things worked out where your at... huh,oh yeah things are going good out here, just came back from a mission me and the guys won" he said as he got into a leaning position on the phone.

"you should've been there to, I nailed 4 of the blu guys right between the eyes and everything" he said with a grin and pumping his fist.

"yeah me and Angus sometimes have to split up during certain missions but we still stay in contact with each other whenever we can" Gregg said as he continued to drive.

"I keep in touch with my mom too but I don't really tell her what I do now for work, she would totally freak" he said with a nostalgic look and a soft smile on his face as he thought about her.

As Gregg finished climbing the tower he was on he scanned the battle that raged nearby with his sniper rifle looking for a target before stopping as the blu Mae halted in her tracks and started to yell something at her team, "did she see me?" He asked to himself as he continued to focus on her, but immediately ducked as a stray bullet zipped by his head which was immediately followed by a storm of others "yes! Yes she did!" He screamed as he bailed out from his spot.

Gregg waited patiently as he sat on a box with his sniper rifles barrel sticking out a boarded window, now if you knew Gregg well enough you would know that sitting and being patient weren't the words you would use or even think of to describe Gregg as the Fox was the biggest ball of energy you would ever meet, and yet that's what he did for two hours straight, until he finally had his target in his sights and pulled the trigger *BOOM!"

Gregg looked at bob with a look that clearly said 'are you for real dude' before saying "feelings?! Look dude you know who has a lot of feelings?" He asked the camera man who only shooked his head.

"well I'll tell ya, only two kinds of people, one: people who bludgeon their wife with a golf trophy or something, and two: people who read romance novels, this thing about guys like me is that we're professionals and professionals have standards"-

"be polite"

*Boom!* "Who's the lady now, huh?! Eff you, Scriggins!"

-"be efficient"-

-"special delivery from my bladder!" *CRASH!* "don't tell me this is- GREGG YOU SON OF A"

"and have a plan to kill everyone you meet"

"so I'm thinking of shooting ya in The legs before nailing ya in between your eyes and head"

"why not just shoot the blu me in the head and be done with it?"

"Because even though I take the rule of being straightforward as a sniper seriously, I get a little curious sometimes and see what happens when I aim for something else"

"...did Lori put you up for this?"

"Actually it was her and Mae, they got me on a dare"

yeah I know it's a museum but hey, somebody's gotta pin the art to the wall...*rowr*" Gregg said seductively to Angus over the phone, and so our sharpshooter Greg the sniper was having a usual day at work.

and finished, and as always please leave a review and have a nice day