CH 253
Hour later HMAS Melbourne stop off not far from Hervey bay boat club. Bird and spider were in the HRIB when the driver took them to the dock. Once they were on the dock they walk down to where a taxi is waiting for them. Once in bird gave the driver an address so the driver took them to the address.
When they arrived, bird paid for the fare before she and spider got out. "bird why are here here"
"Trust me" they walk into the takeaway place where bird walk up to the counter
"hi I called twenty minutes ago, order for white" then a guy showed up with four different containers
"Order for white" he said
"that me sir"
"Here you go" he put them in a bag while bird paid for the food
"thank you sir" Bird pick up the bag then she and spider walk out the door
"Here let me" she past it to him
"thanks"
"smell like beef stir fried"
"It is, this way"
"do you know where you are going"
"Yes I do"
they walk down the street then around the corner then they walk about twenty meters till they came across super market
"Ah, I'll wait out side"
"ok, I won't be long" then she walk in side while spider was out side when he phone rings so he got it out of his pocket to answer it
"buffer"
"where are you"
"At the supermarket, bird gone in side to get what she wanted"
"Why aren't you in side with her"
"Cause I'm hold one of her cravings we stop off at Chinese takeaway before coming here, bird already called and order it"
"How long will you be"
"I'll text you once we on our way back to port"
"Ok" then they hung up.
When bird walk out with trolley ten minutes later just as a taxi showed up "Gee have you got enough bird"
"funny"
"Here let me take care of the lifting"
"thanks"
the driver got out and lifted the boot then he and spider put the things in the boot then spider put the trolley back while bird got into the back seat then spider did just as the driver got in. bird told the driver where to go then they were on there way, spider text buffer to let him know then he sat back looking at bird who got her eyes close why rubbing her stomach
"Are you ok"
"Yeah baby kicking up a fuss cause it wondering where desert is"
"Well you will have it soon"
"i know, once he, she had it he, she settle down till wakes me up at three in the morning for more food"
"Is the baby always like that?"
"This one is, Terri told me with the twins it was every six hours till they were born"
"I know at lease she happy"
"True and misses you"
"I miss her to"
when the taxi stop off on the docks they saw the HRIB pulling up to the docks then buffer walk up the steps to the docks since it was low tide.
"Got what you needed bird"
"Yes buffer but spider will need some help carrying the bags" buffer walk over to the taxi when the driver open the boot just spider pass bird her Chinese meal
"Gee bird what did you buy"
"food"
Spider and buffer pick up the bags and thank the driver before they follow bird down to the HRIB. Once they were all on the driver head back to the ship. Once they were back on board buffer, spider and bird walk down to the galley where they put things away.
While spider and buffer were taking care of that, bird got a silver bowl out and she started putting ice cream in then the M&M's then sprinkle it with nuts. Then she got a spoon and mix them together before she started eating it.
Spider and buffer watch her smile as she ate her desert "you look happy now bird" buffer said
"i will be in few minutes when the little one settle down, oh those to bags will be going into my cabin" bird said. Spider open them
"potato chips, guacamole, liquorish, honey roasted nuts"
"Yep"
"So long as you are happy" buffer said
"i am now" then the captain walk into the galley to see bird eating her desert
"bird we do have pudding dishes"
"they not big enough sir" spider said. Bird show the captain in side the bowl
"Oh"
"what time are we meeting with with HMAS Sydney sir" Bird asked
"twenty hundred hours tomorrow night it would have been two hours earlier but cause of the detour"
"I under stand sir"
"I'll let you enjoy your desert, night bird, buffer spider"
"Night sir" buffer and spider said
"Captain sir with your permission can I cook dinner tomorrow night"
"Are you sure your up to it"
"Yes sir right now I'm in a baking mood and being in here reminds me of Hammersley"
"It fine with me, what are you planing on cooking" Bird smile
"curry sausages sir" then she put the spoon in her mouth while spider and buffer try not to laugh
"I'm not keen on curry sausages bird"
"you haven't tried mine then sir"
"Ok, we shall see" then he turn around and walk out of the galley when he heard buffer and spider burst out laughing
"curried sausages bird" Buffer said
"Why not, I can't let you have all the fun with the guys"
"bird you been hanging around the Hammersley crew to long" spider said
"you should talk aye, I know that you and two dads gave those guys laxative lace food after they were trying to hit on captain, Nav, bomber and two other women crew members"
"Who told you"
"Two dads" the captain walk way smiling after what he heard.
After bird finish her desert and clean up her mess she pick up her bags "meet you both in the games room"
"sure" then they walk out of the galley and went there separate ways.
The next afternoon bird was in the galley cooking up her famous curry sausages. She was listening to her i pod while she was cooking away while humming to a song not knowing that spider was watching her from the other side of the counter. He could smell the curry sausages when he turn to see buffer walking towards him, he could smell bird cooking from down the corridor.
"I could smell the curry sausages from down the corridor" buffer said
"Yeah remember when she was on Hammersley"
"Yeah commander Flynn and RO could smell them from the bridge" buffer said
"That true I've had curry sausages before but her's I wounder what she aid to it to make it so spicy"
"spider" he turn to bird to see her throw him a box he and buffer look at it
"Chilli powder"
"Yeah it gives it extra kick, toss it back" so he toss it back
"Hey I notice you got a small pot for curry sausages, is that for you" bird smile
"nope the five guys only, I'm making there extra hot and spicy"
"Gee bird what are you trying to do blow the ship apart" spider said, bird laugh
"nope but who ever empty the tanks warn them that they would need to wear a gas mask"
"Like on Hammersley" buffer said
"Yes but it a bigger ship but with the five guys, three times plus worse" Bird return back to what she was doing while buffer and spider talk when the XO walk towards them
"bird" she turn around
"Yes sir"
"Captain could smell the curry sausages from the bridge" spider and buffer laugh.
The XO turn to them "sorry sir" buffer said
"when bird was on Hammersley she did the same thing, the smell was through out the whole ship" spider said
"Really"
"Yes sir oh crap" spider hit his hand to his for head then turn to buffer
"Remember what happen the next day"
"no what happen"
"the crew couldn't stand one another especially charge when we all stinking each other out, boy I'm glad we didn't have any may day calls or FFV to board"
"Oh yeah that" then he turn to the XO
"Farts sir they were stinkers, if some one light a match it would blow Hammersley to bits, commander Flynn ordered to have all hatches open to get rid of the smell"
"And we having that tonight"
"Yes sir"
"don't worry buffer, spider I haven't added onions or garlic powder to this mixture so you are safe, now where is the garlic powder" bird said opening the cupboard and getting it out and putting some in the smaller pot
"bird what in the smaller pot"
"It for the five crew member only sir and you don't want to know and there is no laxatives in it if that what your asking buffer" Bird said with her back to him
"that good to know". Bird stop what she was doing and turn around with a frond
"Bird what wrong" spider asked then the three men ran into the galley
"bird"
"i felt the boat move like it turning"
"XO to the bridge, XO to the bridge, Buffer to the bridge, buffer to the bridge"
XO and buffer ran out of the galley and headed to the bridge. Bird turn around and return back to her cooking
"Smell the small pot" bird said so spider did
"woo that is strong"
"Yes it is, I double the garlic and onion powder to the mixture"
"bird you know that buffer going to be training them from tomorrow"
"I'll warn him to make sure he up wind from them" bird said smiling
"bird you can be cure some times"
"Well hopefully it would teach those guys a lesson" spider laugh
"Yeah it would alright"
"since you here can you mash the potatoes"
"sure" they talk and laugh while spider mash the potatoes for bird.
When it was time the crew started showing up for there meals. When spider saw the five guys showed up bird was dishing up meals and passing it to crew member till spider pass her the first plate just as the first of the five guys showed up she put the vegetables onto it and pass it to the guy while spider put curry sausages on to the next plate and pass it to bird.
Once all five men got there dinner and walk into the junior mess bird and spider smile as they carry on dishing up for the other crew members when buffer showed up
"every thing alright buffer"
"We attending a may day"
"how long"
"Three hours, HMAS Sydney has been inform"
"thanks for telling me buffer" Bird said as she pass him his plate.
Once every one got there dinner of finish there spider and bird started dishing up there's Bird got tray out of the oven it got three sausages on it she put them onto her plate then put the tray next to the dishes
"Bird aren't you having curry sausages"
"no it gives me bad heart burn and interdiction while I'm pregnant"
"Oh I under stand" they dish up there meals then bird get her carton of milk out of the fridge. Spider got the tin out of the cupboard and tea spoon out of the draws, he pass them to bird
"thanks spider"
"Your welcome"
bird open the milk carton then the tin where she got spoon full of strawberry flavor powder put and put it into the milk then she lock the lid of the tin and pass it to spider so he could put it back in the cupboard then bird close the top of the container then pick it up and shake it for few seconds then she pick up her plate in the other hand and follow spider around to the other side of the galley where spider pick up two napkins, knifes and forks then he walk into the junior dinning room with bird behind him.