Secret Communication

Chapter 6

By Shadowgate

After school Stan and Wendy agreed to meet with Counselor Mackey. They both entered the main office separately hoping nobody would catch on.

Counselor Mackey soon enters his office and sees them both looking uncomfortable.

He began "alright Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger you two are here because of relationship hostility."

"A secret relationship if you will" Wendy corrected.

Counselor Mackey affirmed he'd heard about the mass breakups.

Stan asked "why must we break up? You know damn well Wendy that I'm not Skankhunt42."

Wendy took a deep breath and soon tears were coming out her eyes.

Wendy asked out loud "why did I ever dump the boy of my dreams?"

Stan asked "why are you so hostile toward the boy of your dreams?"

Right after Stan asked that question he took Wendy's hand.

Wendy answered "oh Stan I just want you to listen to me more than you do. A relationship requires communication."

Stan got choked up and told Wendy he was sorry for being late to notice her hard work as volleyball team captain.

Wendy told him that was a start and she's glad she had his attention like she did back in third grade.

Stan said "I will cherish your attention more than ever before."

Wendy said "good" with an utmost serious look upon her face.

Counselor Mackey commented "this is heartwarming to see two young lovebirds in my office."

Stan turned to Counselor Mackey and said "the main reason we're here is because Wendy needs anger management."

Wendy groaned and said "Eric Cartman told me he was seeing a psychiatrist and gave me his name and address. I did my best to not blow up in front of him in front of everybody."

Counselor Mackey's face turned serious and he said "I seem to recall you kicked Eric Cartman's ass on the playground not too long ago."

Stan laughed but Wendy just exhaled in frustration.

Wendy responded "all the boys sided with me in the end. I even got an apology letter from Craig and Clyde for laughing at Cartman's offensive jokes about breast cancer."

Counselor Mackey just responded "um kay."

Stan responded "not that I can't take care of myself but I sure wouldn't want to be in combat against Wendy. I want to be your lover forever."

Wendy said "well for now we must keep our ongoing relationship secret. Dumping you has hurt me and that's no lie."

Stan pulled Wendy in for a hug.

TO BE CONTINUED