OMG! OMG! OMG! OH MY FREAKING GOSH! I AM SO FANGIRLING RIGHT NOW LIKE ONE OF THOSE ONE DIRECTIONERS! MARSHAL LEE (OTHER WISE KNOWN AS JACK) IS GOING TO BE IN THE NEW FIONA AND CAKE EPISODE (OTHER WISE KNOWN AS KIM AND CAT EPISODE) ! AND HE SO COMES WITH A WARNING LABEL WHEN WET! IT'S ALL LIKE WARNING: SEXY WHEN WET! OH THAT SHIZ IS GONNA BE BADASS! AH!

Alright I think I'm good. Just one more time.

AH! SEXY WHEN WET GUYS!

(Screams like Finn's scream as watching the commercial over and over again)

~The Pair with the Jar of Hearts~

Raymond's POV (you know Kim's dad):

The dishes are piling up quickly in the sink, suggesting me to start while Kim is over at Cat's house. I haven't been there for her that much growing up so now…..it feels the same way. Her usual schedule is eating with me for breakfast, get ready for school then when she comes home I'm not there, when I get back home she is either already asleep or almost done with homework. On Saturdays and Sundays I'm either off one or on the other. Some days I'm off but then that's losing a chance to get more money in my pocket. My ears twitch, hearing something far away. A panel screen door shuts quietly as girl's barefooted feet thump the stairs right before she splashes into the mud. I shake my head getting it out of my mind. It's this weird thing where I can see what's going to happen before it does. I have to get over to Cat's house. I run out the door, into the car and on the express way for Cat's house. Something hits me in my stomach, like someone just hurt my daughter in Cat's backyard.

Cat's POV:

"What do think they are doing down there?" Jerry asks looking down the large staircase as I brush my teeth. "Maybe they're sleeping already." He leans against the wall still thinking about countless ways of what they're doing down there. "Jerry, do you really think they'd be sleeping, seriously?" Shoving my tooth brush back into it's holder, I walk into the hallway where he is. He looks at me, then downstairs, me, stairs, me, stairs, me, stairs, me, stairs. Being his very weird and obvious self he steps back with a gasp. He then looks at me. "No….." He says in a high voice. I then think about what he's thinking about and what they're doing down there. "Jerry!" I whisper/scream, scolding him for thinking about that. "I didn't mean it like that. I meant they may be watching on of my romance movies." "What, I was just thinking. Just a thought that's all." Putting my hair in a bun I turn towards my bedroom door. "We should just go to sleep while we can before you think of anything else disgusting like that." It's not that I don't like Jack nor anything but does she seriously see this going anywhere? They're a werewolf and a vampire, it's just not meant to be. "They would need a bigger space. Like 5 by seven. Or they could…" "Jerry!" I slap him on the shoulder hard. "Ow…." He holds his arm in pain. "Oh pu-lease you're a vampire, suck it up." Giving him a helpful pat on the chest I turn to open my door. Once I swing it open he keeps talking. "Do you really think they're relationship is that disgusting?" He sits on my pink princess bed as he asks. "Well it's just that…." "They're two different creatures or something?" "Well no but I just don't see it going anywhere farther after what just happened with her getting hurt by his claws to calm her down. It's like is that how it's always going to happen we she goes uncontrollable?" "I'm sure they know what they're doing." "Yeah I know they have control over one half, but the other is unspeakable. It's as if….."They're not a couple their like a ticking time bomb." We both look at each other in agreement, as if we are right. A yell comes from outside from the neighbor's house. I and Jerry both look outside to see a figure running to the woods. "Who's that Cat?" "I think that's Garret. He usually goes out into the woods every Friday night."

Garret's POV:

It's not like I wanted my mom to be this way. Ever sense my dad left with his new girlfriend she has been torturing me in the basement, the last place Kim and everyone else would think I'd be tortured by my own mother. "Garret get down here!" Knowing what she'll do to me once I got at the last step I make a jump out the window. I land on my feet perfectly. She yells for me again so I make a break for it. My feet splat the ground in mud as I make my way towards the huge woods connecting to my backyard to Cat's backyard. I've been in these woods before this. I practically know every way through, what lives here, and what things do. My body slows down knowing my mom doesn't know how to get through here, even with those powers of hers. Leaves crunch under something close. It must be an animal or just a monster passing by. Something tells me that it's not just passing by, it's coming for me. I get in position for hand to hand combat, my tail already released as a weapon. "Oh Garret you are so fragile and paranoid." A very deep voice says behind me. I quickly turn, seeing Gregg crumbling a handful of leaves in his clasped pale hands. "What do you want Gregg? I've done what you've wanted me to do." "Sweet, fragile, paranoid Garret, how could you possibly think I'm done?" I take five steps towards him. "I thought taking those notes to my mom would stop all of it with her powers." "Well she hasn't, it's in the bottom of that trash can of hers. I need you to get Jack to hurt Kim." He smiles a big grin of hatred. "But he loves her, how can I get him to hurt Kim without making (like as in him physically making Jack) him?" "Four small words Garret can lead to something huge." "And those are?" "Hand-to-hand Combat, now roar." "Why, there's no….." He then scratches me all the way down my back in a quick breeze. Trying to hold the roar is like trying to hold in a burp, a very loud and anger one. Gregg stabs me in the back, getting me to roar so loudly, the trees slightly move. Once I turn back around Gregg is gone. A breeze quickly runs past me.

Gregg's POV:

"Jessica you have to make Jack jealous." "Why are you so obsessed about ruining his life?" She licks the bones of her freshly eaten cougar. "What do you mean, Jessica? You love him and he's with Kim. Doesn't that fill you with hatred?" "Yes, maybe I do sort of like him. I'm fine though, it was just something little not anything big as love." She takes another huge bite out of it's stomach with a rip. "Come on Jess it's just one favor, I'll pay you something in return." "Gregg Sulkin is suggesting something in return? Well this is new." She says while getting her cougar. "Jess I'm being serious, anything you want. Name it." Her pointer finger's claw taps her chin, thinking of anything she would want. "I want love." Her voice is perfectly serious, like she really wants love. "Jess I was more thinking for you a mansion, life time supply of cougars to eat, makeup from Maybelline New York but this is just….." "Not something you can get." She leans back against the oak tree. "Oh well I can only blame myself. I've been alive for 400 years and I haven't even been on a date." "You and Jack." "Someone I wanted to be with. Someone that I knew it would further. But your way screwing up his life is…just heartless." "Jess come on…." "No Gregg, I'm done with all this pack, Jason being pissed out the vampire king thing, Alice and Emmett being all lovely together, and lastly you without a lady to be with. I bet if you had someone to use your time of this wouldn't be such a problem." As quick as she is she runs off to find something else to eat. I do need to take my time off all this. I quickly run to Garret who will listen.

Jack's POV:

Kim and I are just laying here sleeping until a loud roar comes from outside. I try to move but something is holding me down to the couch. I feel Kim get off of my chest with a breeze, and slam the back door. A voice that never wanted to hear again says "You are willing putting yourself in great danger of loving this girl." His voice hisses at great danger. In a quick second I flip him on his back without letting him do anything before. Grabbing him by his neck I squeeze until he looks dead. Putting him flat up against the wall I get in his face. "You're putting yourself in great danger just talking about her that way." Throwing him down on the floor hard but silent I get in his face again. "Now if you ever get in the way of our relationship I promise and will kill by my expense." A sound gets something or someone thrown into by something very strong. "That's funny Jackson, because I just made you're whole world get thrown." Leaving him to mock me I run outside as fast as I possibly can. Kim is sitting against a huge tree, which doesn't look comfortable. I go to make sure she's okay but I turn to see a guy I really very dislike. Garret Brooke stands before nearly twenty feet away from killing my whole world. My first actual enemy after I tried to kill his mom. She's a dragon just like him, that's why. "Don't touch her." A hiss like growl comes out of my mouth in hatred. "Well haven't seen you in a while." He says cocky. "I don't care, just don't touch her." "You don't tell me what to do Anderson." That's when I fly right at his throat.

NO POV:

'No I can't take one more step towards you.' screen is at an angle where someone could be watching from a far. 'Cause all of that's waiting is regret.' As the two go at one another's throats to kill one another, Kim gets in the middle to try to stop it. 'Don't you know I'm not you're ghost anymore.' Instead Jack's claws miss Garret's face which goes into her torso. 'You lost the love I loved the most.' She falls down in seconds, as they both scream her name. 'I learned to live half alive.' The screen moves right like someone is moving their head. 'And now you want me one last time.' The person watches as Raymond and Bryce run into the backyard. 'And who do you think you are.' Raymond yells "What have you boys done?" 'Running 'round leaving scars, collecting jar of hearts.' Their head moves again to see Kim's eyes close. 'And tearing love apart.' Their eyes move than their head to see Cat run outside, then Jerry not far behind. 'You're gonna catch a cold, from the ice inside your soul.' The screen pans back to shows a black haired woman standing in Garret's bedroom, watching this all unfolds. 'So don't come back for me, who do you think you are?' "You know this is very evil even for you." "A breeze makes her hair move right after. 'I hear your asking all around.' A man appears in a half second right next to her. 'If I'm anywhere to be found.' "I was about to say the same for you. Regina this maybe my best move yet. 'But I have grown strong, to ever fall back into your arms.' I don't possibly see how you can make Kim's life worse than how Jack's is now." 'And learn to live half alive, and now you want me one last time.' The woman holds in her hand a voodoo doll that looks exactly like Kim. 'And who do you think you are. Running around leaving scars.' The man then holds a voodoo doll that looks exactly like Jack. 'Collecting your jar of hearts, tearing love apart.' Her left hand grabs a knife from her pocket. 'You're gonna catch a cold, from the ice inside your soul.' The camera is now a lower level at an angle to reveal some of her face. 'So don't' come back for me, who do you think you are." Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri at a low volume gets slightly louder as she stabs the voodoo's heart. 'Dear, it took so long just to feel right. Remember how to put back the light in my eyes.' The screen goes black for fifteen long seconds as the music plays. 'I wish I had missed the first time that we kissed, cause you broke all you're promises." The voodoo dolls have been set on a table in a dark corner. They both have sad faces and Kim voodoo doll is lying like she's dead, with Jack's voodoo's doll at her feet. 'And now you're back, you don't get to get me back.' Kind of when Kim's parents had that fight. 'And who do you think you are, running 'round leaving scars.' The screen pans up, still showing the voodoo dolls but the man and woman dance the waltz perfectly around the empty space of his room. 'Collecting your jar of hearts, and tearing love apart.' As they waltz the screen then pans back outside to the hell whole. 'You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.' Jerry and Bryce are breaking it up the fight between Jack and Garret. 'So don't come back for me, who do you think you are.' As much as Jack wanted to go back to Kim's house for her he instead dealt with Garret. 'So don't come back for me, don't come back at all.' Cat is following Raymond out of the backyard with the bloody Kim in his arms. 'And who do you think you are, running 'round leaving scars.' He puts Kim in the back seat, with Cat in the passenger. 'Collecting your jar of hearts, and tearing love apart." He then slides into his car. "What are those boys doing back there?" 'Your gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.' "A thousand years of hatred as come to bite the four monsters in the ass." 'Don't come back for me, don't come back at all.' The screen pans over Cat's house-which has their light turned on seeing what the loud noises are coming from. 'Who do you think you are?" The car speeds off, getting far away from the boys fighting about whatever that hate about one another, not Jack and Jerry anyway. "Who do you think you are?" The boys then run off into the woods for the Green family not realizes a thing. "Who do you think you are?" The screen is now in Garret's bedroom, now standing by something. They then drop a half broken heart into a jar of at least more than five hundred half hearts of a game over a thousand years. They then waltz all over again in their over joined happiness.

The thing about what Kim's dad said-Raymond-is all in my avatar.

YOU KNOW HOW I WAS FANGIRLING BEFORE THIS CHAPTER WELL NOW I'M GOING CRAZY. I just realized this story has

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