Aladdin and the Stooges had found the lamp and also a magic flying carpet who has token alike to Larry and he said "Hey fellas he likes me." Then Moe said "Well it takes something flat to like someone flat. Now quit fooling around we got a lamp to get!" Then when Aladdin got the lamp he said "This is what we came all the way down for." Then Moe said "And it was easy. Well I was expecting some kinda big booby trap or something..." They then saw Curly grapping a big Jew and then Moe shouted "Curly No!" But it was to late as he took the Jew and the sprite of the cave was enrage as he shouted in a terrifying voice "Infidels you have touch the fobbin treasure and now you'll never will see the light of day!"

Then the cave began to calliopes but they were able to get to ride the magic carpet and while on there Moe was angry with Curly and was beating him up as he was saying "You idiot! The cave gave one simple rule and you broke it! Now because of you were about to be crush!" Then Curly said "Wait a minute, Wait a minute! If the cave didn't want me to take any of the treasure he should have been leaving them on the ground were someone would take and what was he going to do with it anyway his a giant tiger head spirit it not like his going use some of it pay himself some cloths or food!"

But they almost made it out of the cave but they were double cross by the clocked men and was leave to die in the cave in and were now stuck in the cave and now they don't know what to do but Curly was able to get the lamp form the clocked figures and then he said "This otta make up for the little mess up back that Moe made back there." Then Moe smacked him over the head and then Aladdin got a hold of the lamp and then he said "I wonder what so impart about this lamp? I think that there something written on it." Then he started rubbing it and then after he did out came a genie he was had an Elvis Presley hair style and Michael Jackson sunglasses and sounded like both of them and he was a giant.

As he said "Greetings oh great one who summons me, I swear abound my oath loyalty to wishes three! Just kidding." Then he struck in size being at their and then he said "Let me explain the genie rues here a rule one I can't kill anyone rule two I can't make one fall in love with anyone else and rule three I can't bring people back from the dead it's not a pretty picture it wack! Rule four now wishing for more wishes. Rule five no wishing the rules to be erase."

Then Aladdin said "I must have hit my to heard either that or I'm dreaming." Then The Genie said "Master I don't believe you don't know what you got here so why don't you just take a set and let me show you what you have here." Then he stated to sing in a combine singing voice of Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson.

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales

But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails

You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down

You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'

C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss

The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish

How about a little more Baklava?

Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"

I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go, poof?

Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified

You got a genie for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!