JJ and Randolph crept into their bedroom. "Turn the light off," JJ said.

"But I want a better view," Randolph sighed.

"Fam, you don't bang with the lights on!" JJ shouted. "That's not how it works!"

"Wait," Randolph exclaimed as JJ flipped the switch.

"No, the light's staying off," JJ groaned.

"No, do you hear that?" Randolph said with a worried tone. JJ allowed himself to hear. It was a light moaning with some rustling, coming from the bed. JJ rushed up to the bed and pulled down the covers to see Simon and Josh having a mad one in the bed.

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"Simon," JJ yelled. Simon smiled, but his smile vanished as Randolph pulled out a gun.

"Simon, what's good?" Asked Randolph. "Now get out of the bed or I will use this on you." Simon and Josh both climbed out of the bed. Josh looked scared, but Simon had an angry look on his face. The four naked lads were a weird sight for Talia when she walked through the door.

"Simon!" Screamed Talia as she stepped through.

"It's not what you think," Simon said, alarmed. "I'm not banging all ththree of them tonight. Only one."

"Simon, I don't think we can be together if you're gay. It's fine, but you could've told me. I need to tell Vikk and Harry this is happening" Talia laughed. Simon grabbed Randolph's gun off him.

"And I don't think we can be together if you can't keep a secret," Simon said, as he lifted the gun and pierced Talia's chest.

"You idiot!" Randolph screamed as he lunged for Simon, who quickly shot Randolph in the stomach. Unfortunately, this woke Vik and Harry, who climbed the stairs and entered the room, and found the three naked lads and the two dead bodies on the floor.

"Nani?" Screamed Vik. "You're all gay?"

"Yeah, but listen now," JJ said.

"You don't need to explain," Harry laughed. "We're here to bang too! And since there's three extra people, why don't we all bang each other? Also why are there two dead bodies?"

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Jabari was busting some sick skating moves at the park when he got a notification on his phone from YouTube. "MAN LIKE JABARI!" He exclaimed as he walked off his skateboard. The new video was from the sick Sidemen channel, and was titled: 'KSI, Zerkaa, Miniminter, Vikkstar123, W2S Porn. We Bang each other then bury Randolph.' It was a livestream. Jabari's instincts were to click every new Sidemen video, because they're all mad, but he didn't want to click on something that wasn't family friendly. So he closed his phone and resumed his sick skating moves.