"Guys, we should stop. I've nutted about six times," Harry said, tired.
"Ok, I'll stop the livestream," JJ said.
"Livestream?" Josh screamed.
"Oh," JJ said, a sad look on his face. "The Sidemen channel's been terminated." He was shaking when he turned around.
"That's because you filmed our whole mad ting," Simon said.
"I know," JJ explained, "But we worked so hard for everything on that channel. Starting it over's a bit long. Why don't we all resume what we were doing?"
"You - you don't know what you're doing!" Simon shouted. "You got the Sidemen channel terminated. We've lost everything!" He picked up a knife and tried to stick it into JJ's chest. He missed, stabbing the bed instead. JJ threw Simon across the room, and the back of his head hit Josh. Josh became aware of his surroundings. The only thing that was near him was a condom. He picked it up and put it around Simon's head. Then he pulled it will all his force. Josh could hear Simon's noises of pain, but he didn't do anything. This was for the best. Simon had killed two people and was about to kill three. Suddenly, Simon stopped screaming and went limp. Vik, Harry, JJ and Josh had now snapped into reality. It seemed as if the one hour of doing a madness under the covers and killing each other was a dream. JJ wept over Randolph's body, as Vik and Harry proposed to bury the bodies. Josh could only stand and watch the scene.
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Jabari walked over to the alpha male corner shop and bought a box of eggs. Then he sat on the wall, and while humming Beerus to himself, ate the raw eggs. They were peng, even though he choked on the shell. Then, he spotted two lads walking down the street. It was Tobi and Ethan from the Sidemen! He walked up to them and asked for a photo, which they took. Then, Tobi's phone rang and he picked it up. He sounded worried. "All three of them are dead?" He asked, shocked. Then, he hung up. "We need to go to the Sidemen house!"
They ran as fast as they could, until they reached the Sidemen house. Tobi went to open the door, before he realised he had no hands. Then, he faded away into the air. Ethan tried to figure out what happened, but he dissolved as well. Jabari was left confused. But then, from a window in the house, a figure could be seen, wearing an Infinity Gauntlet.
"Bit mad," said Jabari, as he finished the egg.
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Josh decided not to come to the burial; it would be too depressing. He only heard the sound of crying from downstairs. And then, something broke the silence. Vik's scream: :No, Harry! That's Necrophilia!" JJ and Vik rushed upstairs, holding Harry back.
"But she looked even more peng dead!" Harry yelled.
"Pass the gun," JJ told Josh. Josh obeyed, and the next second, Harry was on the floor with a bullet wound on his head. Vik turned around.
"We're all dead," Vik said. "Us three, Tobi and Ethan are the only Sidemen left! No more Sidemen videos. There's nothing to do but have fun, lads!" He opened a condom and put it on his head. He laughed, but when he came to take it off, he couldn't do anything. "It's stuck!" He screamed, his cries muffled. Then, he dropped onto the floor.
"Suck my ting," JJ said to Josh.
"Now?" Josh replied. "All our friends are dead."
"Exactly," JJ smiled. "What else is there to do?" Josh closed his eyes as he reached his mouth for a sticky ting. But all he got was a mouthful of dust, which he choked on. He looked up. JJ was gone. But in the doorway, stood JJ's father with a full Infinity Gauntlet, smiling at Josh. Josh went to stand up, but his legs were fading into nothing: into dust. There was nothing he could do.
"Mr Olatunji, I don't feel so good."