Meanwhile, in a nice little suburban town, a young man was walking up to honestly the biggest house on the block. He had dirty blonde hair, and blue eyes, and he was wearing a suit. Obviously trying to make a great impression. He walked to the house, knocking politely on the door. The door was opened by a rather large man, wearing a police uniform, with slicked back brown hair, and green eyes. He just smiled. "Hello. I'm Chief Kincaid, Jade's uncle." The young man nodded. "David Collins. Nice to meet you, sir." David smiled.
Chief Kincaid, also known as Warren, tested the name, like he would a wine, rolling it on his tongue. "David, come on in." He turned around, and called for his niece. "Jade! David's here!" Then there was a rather awkward silence.
"I've been hearing good things about you, David. You're off to Princeton next fall?" The chief asked. David nodded."Yes, sir."
"What are you going to study?" "Theater Arts."
Warren's smile started to sink. 'Theater Arts? What the hell?'
"Mm-hmm. But on an athletic scholarship, right? Playing hockey?" The chief asked, almost hopefully.
"Figure skating." David corrected.
'Well. He's at least better than the last one.' Warren thought, before turning. "Mm-hmm. Jade!"
"Warren, don't scream." Both men turned to see Jade Kincaid, a beautiful young woman with brown hair curled up, a headband holding it back, and brown eyes. She wore pretty make up, and a beautiful red dress with a black jacket. She looked gorgeous. She walked downstairs, smiling at David.
"Hi. You look great." David grinned to his best friend.
"Jade, uh, I have to tell you. This guy is a big improvement over the last one. I think your mother and father would've agreed." Warren nodded, as if giving his approval, but Jade only glared. "My parents liked ALL my friends." She turned with David. "I'll be home by midnight." The two started walking out the door. "She's in good hands, sir." David called.
"Uh... You forget something?" The two stopped in their tracks. Oh no. The plan wasn't gonna work. They turned and saw warren pointing- at the box David was holding.
"Oh. This is for you." David handed the box to Jade. A flower. A lily? "I love lilies." Jade smiled. "Actually, it's an orchid." David corrected. Warren stared in confusion.
"Uh, cymbidium orchid? You put it in a vase and drop an aspirin in the water, it should last you the whole week." David explained. Warren looked bored and kind of pissed. "...Or so I read." Then the two walked out.
"Nice meeting you." David called. Then they got into The young man's car, and drove off. Meanwhile, Warren grabbed his phone, and dialed a number. "She just left."
Meanwhile, back in the car with David and Jade, the two stayed silent, before a hand grabbed Jade, and she yelped. But then she grinned. It was her actual boyfriend. Jesse. He had dark brown hair, and deep brown eyes. He wore a blue jacket and nice looking clothes, just for her. "You look beautiful." He grinned at her, pulling her into the back seat with him, where they shared a passionate kiss, and he slid a pretty bracelet onto her wrist.
This had all been part of the plan. David, the couple's (gay) friend, had been acting as Jade's suitor, so Jesse and Jade could go on an actual date. "So Warren fell for it?"Jesse chuckled.
"Mm-hmm. David made quite an impression. I think Warren's in loooove." Jade teased as she and Jesse kissed. David made a face.
"Yuck. Not my type. I'm so over that whole "uniform" thing."
The car continued to drive, even as it began to pour rain. They were laughing, chatting and such, before they could see the flashing of blue and red lights in the distance. " Christ. it's Needlenose."
David sighed and pulled over, waiting for the cop. The teenagers looked as they saw a tapping on the window, and a smirking cop's face. He only said one word as he looked at Jesse and Jade.
"Gotcha."