(Big & Sexy)
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Memphis, Tenessee, BIG DIVO!"
The big guy got cheered as he calmly walked into the ring and removed his small jacket which he tossed into the crowd before waiting for his opponent.
(Endless Thirst)
"And his opponent, from Moscow, Russia, "The Man of 1000 Bottles" VODKA MAKAROV!"
He carried a vodka bottle to the ring where he opened and drank it to the very last drop before crushing it with his forehead and laughing. The ref then called for the bell, starting the match.
Both big guys got face to face and glared at each other before locking in a clinch which saw them struggling a lot before breaking up. Big Divo looked amused while Makarov just looked annoyed. They locked again and Big Divo caught him in a headlock.
Makarov pushed him with the ropes and received a shoulder tackle which barely affected him. The two big men then started running in the ropes at a turn, hitting shoulder tackles which didn't affect the other.
He invited the Man of 1000 Bottles to try again which he did, only this time, Dig Divo avoided him with agile maneuvers, ending with a dropkick to his face which knocked him down.
Big Divo then ran past him, leading the Russian powerhouse to avoid him with his own manoeuvers until Big Divo rolled to stop and both men then marked a pause as the crowd cheered for them. Makarov then scoffed and gave a headbutt to Big Divo's face.
This last one replied with blows of his own before headbutting the Russian powerhouse into a corner and charged at him, only to get pushed out on the apron. There, he grabbed and slammed Makarov's head on the turnbuckle before launching himself for a Slingshot move which Makarov stopped with a big right that made him fall outside.
Makarov then got outside and started tossing Dibo violently against the apron and security barricade before bringing him back in the ring, getting on a turnbuckle, and jumping on him with a Diving Headbutt followed by the pin.
"1!...2!...KICKOUT!"
As Divo rested in a corner, Makarov hit him with violent lariats followed by an Irish Whip in the ropes and a Push-up Powerslam followed by the pin.
"1!...2!...KICKOUT!"
Divo rested in a corner and Makarov charged at him, only to get caught in Divo's arms who applied a Deadweight Lift Exploder Suplex on the Russian Powerhouse. He followed with a Standing Shooting Star Press and the pin.
"1!...2!...KICKOUT!"
As Makarov rested in a corner, Divo hit his chest with a double slap which echoed through the arena. Makarov walked to another corner and received a second double slap that left a red mark on his chest. As Divo went for a third one, Makarov blocked his hands and violently headbutted him in the face. This stunned him long enough for Makarov to hit his Vodka Slam and the pin.
"1!...2!...3!"
"Here's your winner, VODKA MAKAROV!"
The Russian powerhouse stood victoriously under the boos of the crowd despite him being a bit tired from his fight with Big Divo.
"Big Divo lost to Vodka Makarov?! What the duck?!" Joey exclaimed.
"This was a case of unstoppable force meeting the immovable object. And it's the force that won!" Bobby said.