Warning: This episode of Total Drama Contains series of extreme stunts performed by ANIMATED TEENS! Do not try any of what you see here at home! Seriously, you could get really messed up!

Chris: Previously on total drama, owasaki island. We had our campers survive it out in the wild, while being hunted down by the creatures that live in it! Kevin and Bianca start to know eachother more! Lillian talked! Drew is luring his way to Hannah to get her to like him! And Zach, the deer hunter, became the deer hunted! As sherwood lied to him, making zach go bye bye! 13 competitors! Will sherwood's strategy work? Or will it back fire? Find out, on total drama owasaki island!

*Intro song comes and goes*

*Camera moves to the deer, who are sitting in the rain*

Kevin: Man! I hate that we lost!

Bianca: I know! It really sucks!

Katrina: I would have expected it!

Sherwood: What i was not expecting was when zach yelled at me saying I am a liar, I did not really do anything!

Bianca: Do not worry Sherwood, People just say random things when they are mad!

Kevin: So you are mad all the time?

Lillian: hmmmm…

Sherwood CF: Man! I am still cracking up on how DUMB These other losers are! This seaso is going to be a piece of cake!

Lillian CF: I dont feel sure about sherwood, he seems he is up to something, and the shy girl is going to find out!

Elsa: Hey! We might have lost! But we will not lose again! We are a team! Being a team is what brings us to….*Interrupted by Sherwood*

Sherwood: Are you doing a speech?

Elsa: Sorry… got a little hyped up!

Kevin: How can you be hyped up in the rain? It is supposed to be a negative feeling!

Lillian: *Sighs* Everyday for me is a negative feeling!

Sherwood CF: She is so depressed….. She is next!

*Camera goes to the outside of the confessional, where sherwood is just leaving, with lillian behind, hearing it all*

Lillian CF: Ha! Knew it! He is not getting me out! Hey, this is the most I talked? Gotta shut up!

*Camera moves to the mansion*

Steven: Ha! I love to see Elsa get soaked in the rain!

Dianne: What ever happened between you 2? Did you used to be pa….* Steven interrupts*

Steven: DONT YOU EVER COMPARE ME TO ELSA AS PARTNERS! EVER!

Josh: Steven! Lay off of her! She just asked a question!

Steven: Sorry, I just hate when I am being asked about my…..nevermind *walks off*

Drew: Ooohhhh a secret!

Hudson: I like to solve them….

Drew: Have you even solved one. You always trip… literally.

Hudson: What does that have to do with solving.

Drew: Well….. You are clumsy, gets in the way.

Hudson: oh….. Yeah… just clumsy me!

Hudson CF: Drew is kinda a know it all. He is gonna mess with my game…. He gone.

Dianne: Hey josh!

Josh: Hey Dianne!

Dianne: There is something I gotta tell you

Josh: What is it?

Dianne: Well, when I me….*Interrupted*

Hannah: Hey Josh!

Dianne: *Quietly* of course

Hannah: My….. you are looking hot today!

Josh: Oh… sorry… i do not like you….. I stay single, for my brother.

Hannah: Uh…. whatever….*Walks off*

Hannah CF: Welp, Could not persuade. Ehh….. i do not really like him!

Josh: Okay then….. Anyways, what were you wanting dianne?

Dianne: Oh….. i Forget Ha!

Josh: Okay then….

*intercom goes off*

Chris INTERCOM: Loser team! Head to the cafe!

*Camera heads to the cafeteria*

Elsa: Ewwww! This food looks worst than chef's

Don: Well that was unprofessional, how about some constructive criticism.

Elsa: Sorry…. It just is!

Kevin: Ehh…. better than my mom's!

Bianca: Ha! You are funny!

Kevin: Really? No one has really said I am! I am just used to being picked on and being bullied

Bianca: Well, they are clearly wrong!...WAFFLES!

Don: I did not make waffles….

Kevin CF: Man! She is so nice! I really like her! I just hope I do not embarrass myself! And Waffles? Weird.

Sherwood CF: Them 2 would make a great couple, i need to wait for them…. If they start dating they will make more votes on me later in the season, so just wait till time strikes! In the meantime, lillian is out.

Lillian CF: There is no way I am going down to sherwood!

Elsa: We will not be like this or long….. We will win!

*Steven walks in*

Steven: Yeah, good luck with that!

Elsa: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? Don't you have a mansion to be in

Hudson: We were also just called in by chris.

Eli: Yep!

Elsa: Grrrrr….

Steven CF: Ha! Seeing the look on her face! PRICELESS! She has no chance in beating me!

Chris: Alright! Welcome to another day at the island! For today's challenge, you and your teammates will be playing some good ol laser tag!

Drew: Sweet! I am amazing at laser tag!

Sherwood: Nifty! Lets prove it in the challenge.

Hannah: Oh no way am I getting in that game!

Chris: Are you sure? I mean a million bucks on the line!

Hannah: Maybe this one try!

Drew: She stayed just to be with me!

Hannah: Ha! Please! *Starts to blush*

Josh: i am not sure about that….. She asked me out just earlier drew. Ask dianne! She saw it! Right Dianne?... Dianne?

Dianne: Hmm? Oh….Yeah…

Josh: What is wrong?

Dianne: What? Nothing. *Her hair starts to fall out*

Josh: you seem like there is?

Dianne: I am fine!

Josh: Okay! Jeez!

Dianne CF: I am so sad! The one boy i liked does not wish to date anyone! I really like him!

Chris: Alright so lets get to the arena!

Hudson: What arena?

*A big box falls from the sky, nearly crushing the cafe*

Chris: This one! Get suited up with your team color. Last one standing wins it!

Elsa: That place is big!

Steven: Obviously, thanks for your input captain obvious

Elsa: Oh shut up! I was not speaking to you!

Hudson: Ladies, ladies you are both pretty! Now get in the arena!

Steven: Was I speaking to you?

Hudson: No…. i Ju…*Interrupted*

Steven: The cram it!

Hudson CF: I do not really like them anymore….. They argue more than I thought! They must have had a bad past!

*Camera heads to the arena, where each end has the teams awaiting the signal*

Chris: Alright! You should know how to use those?

Hudson: Sure do! I am amazing at aim! Watch *Shoots it and it hits his head*

Chris: were you aiming it at yourself? Anyways, you are already out!

Hannah: Nice job no brains!

Hudson: No…..Problem *Zaps*

Kevin: Is he going to be okay?

Chris: He is fine now GO!

*Camera moves to the bears end with steven and josh*

Josh: You know you did not have to be so rude to hudson…

Steven: He needed to mind his business, just like you need to right now so Shush!

Josh: Well, I am just saying that you need to be less ru…..

Steven: Did I not just say to hush! I need to hunt down elsa!

Josh: Why are you two having a big rivalry for?

Steven: For celebrity based reasons…

Josh: yeah, but rivalries are not this bad! Something happened between you 2!

Steven: Nothing happened! Now go! *Zaps Josh*

Josh: Hey! Same Team! ow!

Steven: Oh…. sorry…. Just irritated me! *Elsa comes in and zaps steven*

Elsa: Ha! Take that loser!

Steven: OH COME ON!

Josh: uh oh!\

Elsa: Team killing aint right!

Josh: I know right…. Can I talk to you after the challenge if we are safe?

Elsa: Sure! In the meantime, go sit out zappy mcgee! *Laughs*

Josh: Oh…. right! *Walks off*

Dianne: I gotcha now elsa!

*dianne shoots, and misses, elsa returns with a zap and hits dianne, making all her hair fall out*

Elsa: Oh Dang! Are you alright!

Dianne: Yeah… I will tell you about it after the game! *Walks off*

Elsa: The strength on this gun is too high!

Chris: 3 left for the bears! All in for deer!

*Camera moves to sherwood*

Sherwood: Hmm… we might win…. Gotta sneak team kill… *Katrina comes in*

Lillian: Hi! *Zaps him* Oh crud!

Sherwood: Team kill much? Unfair!

Lillian: sorry! *Sighs and gets zapped by drew*

Sherwood CF: Perfect! She dug her own grave!

*Camera moves to kevin and bianca*

Kevin: Hey, thanks for complimenting me!

Bianca: You are welcome! It is true!

Kevin: yeah… i am not used to it!

Bianca: Welll do not worry, i get bullied here and there as well. I know what you mean!

Kevin: yeah but do you have autism?

Bianca: No…..*Gasps* You have it?

Kevin: unfortunately yes I do!

Bianca: Finally! I have turrets! I say random things when in love!...STRUDELS!

Kevin: Wait… you only say random things around me? You like me?

Bianca: Yes! Do you like me?

Kevin: Yes! So do you wanna? You know

Bianca: of course!\

Kevin: YES! *Gets zapped by eli*

Eli: Sorry to interrupt your little romance, but there is a game *zaps bianca* Toodles!

Kevin: Dang it!

Bianca: At least we are out together!

Kevin: Yeah…

Kevin CF: YES! I GOTTA GIRLFRIEND WOOHOO!

Sherwood CF: Hmm…. they are moving quicker than I thought! Goood thing I have a chance of getting lillian out fast… then My next move is splitting them up…

Chris: 2v3! Who will win!

Katrina: Obviously our team…. We mi…*Gets zapped*

Drew: Less chatty more zappy!

Hannah: You are good!]

Drew: thank you for the compliment! You like me!

Hannah: Grrrr* Zaps him…. Misses and hits elsa*

Elsa: Dang It!

Chris: THE BEARS WIN AGAIN!

Steven: Take that!

*Camera moves to the bonfire, where the votes have already been tallied*

Chris: Alright! Welcome! The following campers are safe!

Katrina

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Elsa

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Kevin

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Bianca

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And last but not least Sherwood!

Sherwood: Hmm! Intriguing!

Lillian: Figured! Be warned, someone on our team is dark! Let it be known! *Gets in the spin o shame and gets flown*

Chris: Now that is settled! Who is next? What is the truth behind elsa and steven? Will dianne be able to tell anyone about her diusease? And will kevin and bianca be forever? Maybe not! Until then….. See you next time on tota..drama… owasaki island!