So SIU gossip... Yeah, I saw this forum with SIU TOG gossip, and there was something about Yuje singing country songs. So I came up with this.
"Come on, interns." Hachuling gestured at the floating ship in front of them. "You don't want to keep the others waiting."
"Why did we come here again?" Lero-Ro muttered.
Meanwhile, Quant bounced into the vehicle. "Come on, Ro! This will be fun!"
Hachuling winced a bit, and then switched to a smile. "Yeah. It'll be tons of fun!" His voice lacked enthusiasm, causing Lero to squint in suspicion.
"Ah, whatever!" He jumped into the ship. "What do I have to lose anyways?"
Hachuling yawned as Urek grabbed the mic again.
"Baby, baby, baby, ohhh~" He sang. Horribly off-key.
"I can't take this anymore!" Quant sobbed, still in the fetal position.
"That is a terrible song!" Yuje complained. "It's my turn!"
"No!" Urek held the mic above Yuje's head. "Your songs suck!"
"Yours aren't any better!" Yuje jumped.
"...Now I get why Baek Ryun skipped this." Lero-Ro sighed, running a hand through his blond hair.
"Why did you bring us here?" Quant kicked Lero.
"You decided to follow me! Besides, who would have thought the composed members of Wolhaiksong act like this?" Lero answered, looking on while wincing.
"Ah, Urek, Yuje, why don't we settle this with an arm wrestling competition?" Hachuling yawned as he stretched.
"No! This mic is mine!" Yuje continued to jump for it, stepping on Urek's foot.
"What the hell, dude? You stepped on my foot!" Urek pushed Yuje off. "Besides, we all know I would win."
"Without using shinsu," Hachuling added.
"I would still win." Urek crossed his arms, dangling the mic on one finger.
"Gotcha!" Yuje grabbed the mic, attempting to tackle Urek.
"Hey-Wait-What?" Urek just blinked as Yuje started to change the song.
"Goddamit." Quant buried his face further into the couch.
"What did I have to lose?" Lero repeated. "My sanity, that's what."
"May we leave already?" Quant begged Hachuling. "I have something to do."
"Like what?" The blue-haired Khun raised an eyebrow.
"Like, like, I dunno! I just want to get out of here!" Quant said, giving up on an excuse.
"If I let you leave this time, you'll have to do something else for me," Hachuling smirked.
"Yes! Anything!" Quant nodded.
"Wait, Quant-" Lero walked over, about to stop his friend.
"Nope. Deal's out, no take-backs." Hachuling crossed his arms, smug. "You can go by ship. We'll find another way back." He paused at the sound of Yuje slamming into a wall. "Hopefully." He muttered.
The two rankers ignored the commotion and ran to the ship. Upon boarding it, Quant flopped backward onto the floor.
"We're finally out of there!" Quant grinned, relieved.
"Are you stupid? You promised him a random favor without knowing what it was!" His partner scolded.
"Whatever, it can't be that bad." Quant waved his hand toward Lero.
"...What were you saying again?" Lero glared at him.
"..." Quant glared back. "That blue bastard, I'm going to kill him. KILL HIM! And shove his intestines down his throat. I mean, making us do all the grocery shopping. By foot. Without using lighthouses."
"Viole-nim!" A young girl ran past them. "Did you get the candy?"
"Of course, it's right here." A long-haired...guy? walked past, holding a few bags.
"Good, now we have to find somewhere to store it." A purple-haired boy snuck out from behind a tree.
"Stop right there!" A tall woman with glasses walked over.
"Urgh!" The three original people paused and gulped.
"-And I will shove rats down his throat, force them into-" Quant's rant was cut off by Lero.
"Hey, isn't that the guy that Yuri was looking for?" Lero checked again. "I mean, she muttered something about stupid chestnuts when Urek came back."
"-And then the fire will engulf him, causing him to choke and-"
"Wait. Viole? As in the FUG slayer candidate?" Lero checked again, only to find no trace of the arguing people. Just the women, a couple jogging, somebody frying eggs, a guy disguised as a bush, a girl in a tree, and- Wait. A guy disguised as a bush? He checked again, seeing two guys in the bush, peeking around.
"So yeah, he'll be made immortal so he can feel pain for all eternity- Oh, we're here!" Quant glanced at the sign.
"We need so much stuff." The blond haired man looked at the shopping list again. "Eggs, cabbage-"
"Lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, bread, olives, nail polish, juice, popsicles-" The red haired man paused.
"Nail polish?!" The two friends looked at each other and yelled.
"Shush!" Someone shushed them. "No need to be so loud. It's in the fourth aisle, on your right."
"T-thanks?" Lero turned around, only to see no one there. "Oh great." He sighed, heading there.
"For the last time, no, I am not a robot!" The exasperated voice of a guy reached them.
"You never seem to feel pain though." A woman's voice. "I could fry you alive, and you still wouldn't flinch, much less tell me where you hid your candy."
'Wel-ll."
Yep. Way too short. It ended up not mentioning much of the original ideas. But whatever. I know that Hachuling and co. were OOC, but I didn't have much to work with, so...
Anyways, see ya!