Brian & Ellie 4: Return of The Labrador

Based on the TV Series "Family Guy"

Sequel to "The Boxer Bites Back"

Part 2 of "Brian Gets Dognapped"

CHAPTER 2

Brian The Prisoner

(This chapter contains Brian's everyday routine of a prisoner.)

One crack of dawn, in Max's prison camp, somewhere in South of Ohio, all of the prisoners are sleeping in their cells, until the klaxon wakes them.

"Wake up, mongrels!" called the Doberman prison guard through a megaphone. The prisoners got out of their beds.

In the shower room, the prisoners are washing their furred bodies. "Don't drop the soap, Brian." said the cellmate.

"Why shouldn't I drop it?" asked Brian.

"Because one time, my guy dropped the soap, he bends over to get it, his ass's got violated." explained the cellmate.

"Ouch." said Brian.

"Ouch, indeed." said the cellmate.

In the canteen, the prisoners were served 'slop' for breakfast.

Brian sees the slop on his tray. "Oh great, slop." said Brian. "Not one of my breakfast meals."

"It's not that bad, Brian." said the cellmate. "Some of us got used to eating this crap."

"Yes, two meals of slop a day." said the Alsatian prisoner. "It's on our prison dieting." Brian sighs.

In the yard, the prisoners are lifting weights on the bench press. "Ellie loves me." said Brian lifting the weights up and down. "And I love her... She's my wife... and I'm her... husband."

"Hang on, did you just say that you love Ellie?" asked the cellmate.

"Yeah." said Brian, then he lifts the weights. "We laughed... we loved... and we learned."

"Is that why you miss her?" asked the cellmate again.

"Yeah." said Brian, then he lifts the weights again. "Got married… had pups… about to… have anniversary."

"Here's the thing, Brian." said the cellmate. "All these things that are important to you, as much as my family is important to me."

"Hey, McNulty!" said the prison guard through a megaphone. "Talkin' ain't liftin'!" The cellmate lifts weights.

"So, your name's McNulty." said Brian.

"Josh McNulty." said Josh. "I'm in here, because I got caught stealing beer from the grocery store."

"Shoplifting." said Brian. "Typical."

"I know, Brian." said Josh.

In the common room, Josh comforts Brian at the table. "Brian, it's okay." said Josh. "I'm sure that Ellie'll be bound to see you again."

"I can't survive in this hellhole, Josh." said Brian. "I miss my wife Ellie, I miss my pups, I even miss my brother. I can't go on without them. My anniversary with Ellie's bound to be nigh."

"You'll have your anniversary, Brian." said Josh stroking Brian's back.

"Hey, pipe down." said the Alsatian prisoner.

"Yeah, we're tryin' to watch Flintstones here." said the Chihuahua prisoner.

"Yeah, we're tryin' to see what's gonna happen in this part." said the Husky prisoner.

In the workshop, the prisoners are pressing metal sheets into license plates. Brian presses one sheet into a plate that reads 'ELLIE', and sighs.

In the laundry room, some of the prisoners are ironing their prison outfits, while the other prisoners are watching their prison outfits in the machines.

"Something the matter, Brian?" asked Josh.

"Ellie and I used to do laundry together." said Brian.

"Is that what you and Ellie used to do together at home?" asked Josh.

"Yeah." said Brian. "We used to do it after my days of work."

"I see what you're getting at." said Josh.

At dinner time, the prisoners were served some more slop at the canteen.

"Come on, Brian." said Josh. "Eat some slop."

"Yeah, you'll get some nutrition out of this." said the Alsatian prisoner.

"Why bother?" said Brian. "Ellie made better cooking for me and my family than this. It's just not the same."

"You always worry too much about Ellie." said Josh.

Suddenly, they heard the intercom. "Attention, prisoners." said the intercom. "This is your warden speaking. Just to remind every one of you that in three days time, we will randomly select ten of you to get fixed. Repeat, ten randomly gets fixed. That is all." Brian gripped his paws tight onto his crotch.

Later that night, after their roll call, all the prisoners are in bed in their cells. Josh fumbled under the bed, while Brian pees into the bucket like it's a toilet. "Josh, what are you doing?" asked Brian.

"Good thing the guards won't catch me in the act." said Josh finding some PlayDog magazines. "I usually look at some barely naked bitches before going to sleep, and probably have my puppy-sack removed." he laid on the bed and opened the magazine, then Brian shakes his crotch twice, zips up his prison pants and he got into another bed. "My God, she's beautiful." Suddenly, Josh heard Brian whimpering face down after a few pages. "Brian, what's wrong?"

"I'm gonna get neutered, Josh." said Brian snivelling. "I was saving my puppy-sack for my wife."

"Wait, you're saying that you missed having sex with Ellie?" said Josh curiously.

"Yeah, I miss having sex with her." said Brian. "That completes our evening, even after my puppies are asleep. And besides, I'm the one who got her pregnant with more of my litter." Brian sobs onto the pillow.

"There, there, Brian." said Josh. "I'm sure that you'll be free by Ellie, before then."

But what the two cellmates didn't realise, was that there was a drone getting some evidence on Brian Griffin. The drone returns to its owner. The owner controlling the drone is none other than Scout the Chihuahua. Scout was taking recon pictures of Brian Griffin and Max's prison camp, taking notes on Brian's cell, along with the map of the prison camp, and how tight prison security is from the outskirts of the camp.

"Brian Griffin's been located in cell #147, floor 3, interior of the camp." said Scout writing notes. "Said something about missing Ellie, his wife." Scout looks at the photos he took of Brian. "I've found him, now I must return to Seabreeze, before the guards realise that they hear a tiny helicopter making a whirring noise." Scout packs his drone, his notepad, and his binoculars into his rucksack, and makes his way back up North.

END OF CHAPTER 2

AUTHOR'S NOTE: It seems that Scout has made a debut right here. Will he present his evidence to Seabreeze? Find out in Chapter 3.

DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fan fiction using characters from Family Guy, which is a registered trademark of FOX and The Walt Disney Company. I do NOT own any of these Family Guy related characters, they belong to Seth MacFarlane, FOX and The Walt Disney Company. The story I tell here focuses on my fantasy of Brian X Ellie is my own invention and is not purported or believed to be part of Seth MacFarlane's story canon. This story is for entertainment purposes only and is not part of an official plot. I am not making any money of this fan fiction using any Family Guy characters. I am truly grateful for Seth MacFarlane for his awesome show taking place in Quahog, Rhode Island, for without his show, my story wouldn't exist.