Brian & Ellie 4: Return of The Labrador
Based on the TV Series "Family Guy"
Sequel to "The Boxer Bites Back"
Part 2 of "Brian Gets Dognapped"
CHAPTER 4
The Heroes' Trek
Outside the Kaputski house, Ellie Griffin, Seabreeze and Vinny are wearing their rucksacks on their backs.
"Alright Ellie," said Margaret. "I've packed everything in each of your rucksacks for your trip. The first one has a bag of dog biscuits, marshmallows and veggie hot dogs in case you get hungry on your way, the second one has some blankets for you to go to sleep for the night and to keep warm, and the third one has some binoculars, a map with a compass, in case you get lost and some plastic bags for your number twos."
"Thanks, Mom." said Ellie. "Do we really need to carry all these?"
"Of course, sweetie pie." said Margaret. "It's like the three of you are real scout campers."
"Thanks for bringing that up, Margaret." said Seabreeze.
"Now Ellie, are you sure that you'll be okay for your how you say 'rescue mission'?" asked Samson.
"We'll be fine, Dad." said Ellie. "Why are you asking?"
"Because, it might get risky out there." he said. "We don't want either of you to get hurt."
"She said we'll be fine, Sam." said Vinny. "Did you pack our first aid kit too, Marge?"
"Of course I did, Vinny." said Margaret. "It's in your rucksack."
"Grazie." he said.
"You're welcome, Vinny." she said. "And it looks like you three are ready to go. Shall I tell your pups to say goodbye, before you go, Ellie?"
"Sure, Mom." said Ellie.
"Puppies, come and say goodbye to Mom." called Margaret.
The puppies say their goodbyes to their Mum, their Uncle Vinny and their Aunt Seabreeze.
"Do you really have to go, Mom?" asked Martin.
"It's just until we get Dad back, Martin." said Ellie hugging Martin.
"Be careful out there, Uncle Vinny." said Coco.
"Who wouldn't want a caring nephew like you?" asked Vinny hugging Coco.
"I'm really counting on you, Mom and Uncle Vinny to getting Dad back, Aunt Seabreeze." said Brian Jr..
"We'll find your Dad, Junior." said Seabreeze. "Come give your aunt a kiss, before we go." Brian Jr. hugs Seabreeze and kisses her on the cheek.
"That's odd." said Ellie. "I kissed the puppies goodnight on their heads, and now Junior really kissed his aunt on her cheek?"
"It is odd, signora." said Vinny.
"Goodbye pups." she said. "Be good for Grandma and Grandpa, okay?"
"We'll be good, Mom." said Brian Jr..
"Ellie, there's one more thing before you go." said Samson.
"What is it, Dad?" asked Ellie.
"A fatherly hug." he said, then he hugs her. "Goodbye Ellie, my daughter, and good luck."
"Thanks, Dad." she said. "Take good care of my pups, until we get back."
"I will, my daughter." he said. "I will."
"Alright, Ellie." said Seabreeze. "Enough with the hugs, we dropped your pups off, we said our goodbyes to your parents and your puppies, let's move out, on all fours." Ellie breaks from the hug, then she and Vinny stood on all fours, then she, Vinny and Seabreeze made a dash from the house, from the suburbs and followed the path heading South.
"Well, there they go." said Margaret. "Out on their mission to rescue Brian."
"Indeed they are, Margaret." said Samson.
"Don't you have a few things to say to Ellie?" she asked.
"As a matter of fact, I do." he said, then he called out. "Hey Ellie!"
"Yeah, Dad?!" called Ellie.
"Whenever you're ready to make a trail back home, follow the North Star!" he called.
"Okay, Dad!" she called.
"And if you ever get yourself in trouble and/or anything goes wrong, call us, and then we'll find you!" he called.
"Alright, Dad!" she called.
"And if they offer you prawns and shrimp, just say 'No thank you'!" he called.
"We won't have shrimp, Dad!" she called.
"And one more thing!" he called.
"What's that, Dad?!" she called.
"Remember to change your underwear, everyday!" he called.
"We don't wear pants, Samson." said Margaret.
"Oh, that's not right." he said. "What was it? Oh yes." he then called out to Ellie. "Remember to use your plastic bags, in case you have to poop!"
"That sounds gross, but I'll remember, Dad!" called Ellie, then she, Seabreeze and Vinny disappears.
"I'm sure they'll remember." he said.
o - o - o - o - o
And so, our three heroes, Seabreeze, Vinny and Ellie embark on their journey from the city of Dogtown dashing all fours through the forest heading South, as the sun slowly sets down.
"Oh God, I hope we're not too late." said Ellie. "I hope Brian will be okay soon."
"I'm sure he will, signora." said Vinny.
"Let's hurry onwards." said Seabreeze. "We can't afford to save Brian without his precious puppy-sack."
"I thought you wanted him neutered, Seabreeze." said Ellie.
"Yes, but not like that." said Seabreeze. "Chopping it off is extremely painful. This way, Max's prison camp must be in this distance."
As soon as the three heroes pass through the trees, they dashed and jumped through the hay fields, afterwards, they've dashed into another forest, passing through some more trees along the path.
"It looks like it's getting dark." said Ellie.
"We'll get through this, even after dark." said Seabreeze.
They've found some running water in their path. "Maybe this stream will find us a way to Brian." said Vinny.
Seabreeze laps a bit of water. "This must be it." she said. "Follow that stream." The three heroes followed the stream on all fours, still heading South, their paws splashed through the stream.
o - o - o - o - o
As soon as the sun sets slowly turning the orange sky into Royal Blue sky, Seabreeze stood on the rock, seeing an abandoned castle with lighting torches, further in the distance.
"Alright, this must be Max's prison camp in the distance." said Seabreeze. "We can't stop now."
"Umm, Seabreeze." said Ellie. "I don't mean to stop our journey, but I could use a little pee break." She does her little potty dance, while Vinny holds onto his crotch and does his potty dance.
"Yeah, me too." said Vinny. "I think I've had too much Amaretto Disaronno, before we left."
"Try and keep it in, potty dogs." said Seabreeze. "I'll decide when to make a rest stop." Seabreeze saw a way down there. "This way. Can you two hold it in?"
"Well, I guess I can hold it in for a kilometer or two." said Ellie, then Seabreeze leads Ellie and Vinny down the hill.
After the three heroes reached down the hill, Ellie and Vinny can't run, because of their weak bladder, so they walked a bit quickly.
"Can't you two hurry up?" said Seabreeze.
"We can't." said Ellie.
"We really have to go numero uno." said Vinny.
"Oh bloody hell, curse our tiny bladders." said Seabreeze. "Alright, we'll have our little pee break, then we'll resume our journey."
After walking fifty more meters, the three heroes found a bush. "This should be our spot." said Ellie.
"We girls have to go in a bush." said Seabreeze. "And Vinny, it's boys like you that have to go on a tree."
Vinny sees a tree. "Oh, I guess that makes sense." said Vinny. "I'll let you signoras go powdering your noses in there, I'll go by this tree." he then walks by the tree and sniffs it.
While Vinny's by the tree, Seabreeze and Ellie walked into the bush, opened up their hind legs, squatted down and sighed as they both began peeing. After thirty seconds, Seabreeze was the first one that finishes. She gets up and walked out of the bush, but then she realised that Ellie is still peeing in the bush.
"For Christ's sake, Ellie." said Seabreeze palming her face with her front paw. "Why didn't you go before you left?"
"I did, before dropping my puppies off at Mom and Dad's, Seabreeze." said Ellie. "But it seems that my unborns kept squeezing my bladder on our way there."
"Oh bloody hell." said Seabreeze rolling her eyes.
After Ellie had finished peeing, she wiped herself with a leaf from the bush, drops it, got up and walked out of the bush.
"Alright, now that we made puddles, now let's go." said Seabreeze.
"Wait a minute, Seabreeze." said Ellie. "Where's Vinny?"
"I swear, he should be done right now." said Seabreeze.
Suddenly, they hear Vinny's moans, and then they saw that Vinny was peeing on a tree with his hind leg held up. "Oh, that was so good." moaned Vinny.
"Vinny? You were by the tree the entire time?" said Ellie.
"I was, E." said Vinny. "I've been going to the bathroom outside my tiny apartment, since I was with Leo."
"You know how dogs are, Vinny." she said.
"And you're still going?" said Seabreeze.
"Yeah, I've had a lot to drink." he said.
"You and your bloody beverages." she said. "No wonder those have gone through your body this fast."
"Relax, Seabreeze." said Ellie. "At least, Vinny had to go."
"Yeah, at least I have." he said. "I just need a few seconds just to finish up." he then breathed a sigh as his bladder was finally empty, followed by his last few drops. "Now I need to give it a little shake." he then shakes his leg, giving his crotch a little shake, then he puts his leg back down and regrouped with Seabreeze and Ellie.
"Was that much of a relief?" asked Ellie.
"Yeah." he sighed. "Now we're completely empty."
"Alright, now that we had our pee break, now let's go." said Seabreeze. "I can still see the prison camp in the distance." The three heroes dashed on, leaving their puddles of urine behind.
o - o - o - o - o
As the sky turns darker, stars come out that illuminates the darkness, as the three heroes kept on trekking through the forest.
"How much further, Seabreeze?" asked Ellie.
"We're not far now, Ellie." said Seabreeze.
"Oh, good, we must be getting close." said Vinny. "How did that place get a bit bigger?"
"We went down the hill." said Seabreeze. "We can still see the prison camp through the trees."
"This must be where Brian was dognapped and got imprisoned in there." said Ellie.
"And you can still have your anniversary with him." he said.
"I know, Vinny." she said. "I know."
"Well, let's get a move on." said Seabreeze. "Brian Griffin must be saved."
"Alright." said Ellie. "Hang on, Brian. We're coming for you."
And so, the three heroes dashed on towards the prison camp. As they get closer, they will soon begin their search and rescue.
END OF CHAPTER 4
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Will our three heroes rescue Brian Griffin? Find out in Chapter 5.
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fan fiction using characters from Family Guy, which is a registered trademark of FOX and The Walt Disney Company. I do NOT own any of these Family Guy related characters, they belong to Seth MacFarlane, FOX and The Walt Disney Company. The story I tell here focuses on my fantasy of Brian X Ellie is my own invention and is not purported or believed to be part of Seth MacFarlane's story canon. This story is for entertainment purposes only and is not part of an official plot. I am not making any money of this fan fiction using any Family Guy characters. I am truly grateful for Seth MacFarlane for his awesome show taking place in Quahog, Rhode Island, for without his show, my story wouldn't exist.