Brian & Ellie 4: Return of The Labrador
Based on the TV Series "Family Guy"
Sequel to "The Boxer Bites Back"
Part 2 of "Brian Gets Dognapped"
CHAPTER 6
Glad To Be Home
That night, Brian, Ellie, Vinny and Seabreeze set up camp in the forest. Vinny has made campfire with surrounding rocks and dry wood sticks. The fire is lit around the camp. They are roasting veggie hot dogs and marshmallows on each of their sticks.
"So what was it like to be held inside that prison camp, Brian?" asked Vinny.
"It was hell, brother." said Brian. "They feed us nothing but slop, had us shower with the inmates, and sometimes our asses hurt so bad."
"Aaww, my poor hubby." said Ellie. "But at least we've got you out of there alive… and in one piece."
"Yep, can't wait to get back home." he said. "Can you keep my hot dog and my marshmallow warm? I gotta go out and take a quick pee."
"Alright dear." she said, as Brian gave her his stick of his hot dog and marshmallow. "I'll keep them warm." Brian gets off the log and walks away from the camp and towards the trees.
"So, keeping Brian's food warm?" said Vinny.
"Yes, I'm holding it for Brian until he gets back." she said. "Anyway, I can't help but to thank you two for saving our lives."
"It's our pleasure." said Seabreeze. "And you and Brian will soon have your first anniversary."
"Yeah, you had your wedding with him, it's one of your special occasions." he said. "Not only that, it's your one year partnership union, you won't ever forget."
"You could say that, Vinny." said Ellie. "All married couples have their anniversaries."
"Hear, hear." said Seabreeze. "Don't burn his food though."
"Trust me, I won't." said Ellie.
Brian came back to the camp and sat back down on the log next to Ellie. "Do I smell hot dogs?" asked Brian smelling the food.
"Yeah, brother." said Vinny. "And roasted marshmallows."
"You can have it back, Brian." said Ellie giving Brian back his stick.
"Thanks, dear." said Brian.
After roasting their hot dogs and marshmallows, Brian, Ellie, Vinny and Seabreeze pulled their sticks back away from the fire, blew softly on it, and ate their first piece of hot dog together. "Mmm…" they all said.
"Such succulent meat." said Brian. "Tastes tender."
"I agree, brother." said Vinny. "There's always more if you want them."
"Just hope the slop didn't fill me up." said Brian. They all laughed.
After they ate their hot dogs and marshmallows, it's quarter-past eleven, as Vinny yawns. "Mamma Mia, such an adventure." said Vinny.
"Maybe we oughta call it a night." said Brian.
"Of course." said Seabreeze. "Tomorrow, we'll make our trail back to Dogtown."
"Don't worry, I've got some blankets." said Ellie getting the blankets out of her rucksack. "They're to keep us warm in case it gets cold during the night."
Then, Brian, Ellie, Vinny and Seabreeze are all covered up in their blankets. Even the two mates cuddle each other in one blanket.
"When do we put the fire out?" asked Brian.
"I think the fire will go out by itself by dawn." said Vinny.
"Goodnight, darlings." said Seabreeze.
"Goodnight, Seabreeze." said Vinny. "Goodnight, you two."
"Goodnight, Vinny." said Brian and Ellie. "Goodnight, Seabreeze."
"Goodnight, cutie pie." said Brian, then he kissed Ellie.
"Goodnight, Cool Whip." said Ellie. They all laid down, closed their eyes and settled down to sleep.
Suddenly, in the middle of the night, while they're all asleep, Ellie began to twitch, as she was about to have a nightmare. In Ellie's dream, she was fleeing from Max the Boxer in the alleyway of Quahog. When she reached the dead end, Max had her cornered.
"Ha, I've got ya!" said Max. "There's no escape."
"Leave me alone, Max!" cried Ellie. "Get your damn thing away from me!"
"Relax, I'm gonna enjoy this." he said, as he was about to be ready to breed with her. She began to whimper in fear.
But just then, Brian Griffin came in, riding his motorcycle. "Get your paws and your puppy-sack away from her, you filthy animal!" shouted Brian getting off his motorcycle.
"Brian, you came to save me!" she cried.
"You're too late, Griffin!" shouted Max. "I'm gonna get laid."
"You won't be for long." said Brian, then he ran and tackled Max.
They both fight, as Brian punched Max in the nose, Max punched Brian in the chest, Brian punched Max's muzzle, Max punched Brian's jaw, Brian punched Max's face multiple times with his arm, and then he threw Max towards the trash bins so aggressively, Max began to whimper.
Brian approached Max with his anger face and growls at him, which made Max wet himself and ran away yelping. "That's right, you better run away from us, Max!" yelled Brian. "If I ever see you anywhere near my Ellie again, I'll blow your head off!" Brian breathes to get his stress out of his system.
Ellie came to Brian and hugged him. "Oh Brian, you saved my life." she said.
"It's the least I can do, Ellie." he said with a smile. "Now let's go by the dumpster and make our own puppies."
"Oh, Brian." she said blushing her cheeks. And so, Brian and Ellie went by the dumpster and made out on a pile of trash. This ends Ellie's dream feeling relaxed and relieved from the nightmare, all thanks to the fact that Brian was indeed cuddling her.
The next morning, the fire was burnt out. Birds chirping in the forest, the rising sun shines on the three heroes and Brian. They all woke at the sound of the rooster calling 'cock-a-doodle-doo' as they opened their eyes, got out of their blankets, stretched and yawned, said 'good morning' to each other, folded their blankets and packed them back in Ellie's rucksack.
"So, what's for breakfast?" asked Brian.
"We have dog biscuits, but we'll have to make it last." said Ellie.
"Don't worry, we'll have one each." said Seabreeze finding a bag of dog biscuits inside her rucksack. "Just to be sure that you'll get plenty of nutrition." Seabreeze gave Brian, Ellie and Vinny each dog biscuit.
After they had their breakfast, they're prepared to make their trail back to Dogtown with their rucksacks on their backs.
"Alright, we trekked, we found Brian, we camped, we went to the bathroom, now we can all go home." said Ellie.
"Hold on, Ellie." said Brian. "One problem, which way is home?"
"We went South, and our home is located North." she said.
"Hey brother, which way is North?" he asked.
Vinny got out his compass and turned until the red needle pointed North. "That way, brother." said Vinny pointing North.
"Alright, guys." said Brian. "Let's follow North." They all stood on all fours and dashed on heading North.
o - o - o - o - o
A few hours later, at the Kaputski house, the Kaputski family sits with the Griffin puppies. "I miss Dad, Grandma." said Brian Jr..
"I know you miss your Dad, Junior." said Margaret. "But you're a big boy dog now, and sometimes, dads need to go away for awhile."
"Even business trips?" said Dean.
"Of course, Dean." she said. "And I'm sure that your Dad will be back for you very soon."
Suddenly, Fidget saw Ellie through a window. "Mom, I can see Ellie!" called Fidget.
"You can?" she said.
"Yeah, come look." he said.
Margaret rushed to the window. "It is Ellie." she said. "And there's Brian, Vinny and Seabreeze."
They heard a doorbell, as Margaret answers the door. "Ellie!" she said excitedly.
"Mom!" said Ellie excitedly, then they both hug.
"Oh my sweet baby." said Margaret stroking her hair. "Are you alright?"
"I'm fine, Mom." said Ellie.
"Are you hurt?" asked Margaret. "Do you have any bruises or anything?"
"Ellie says she's fine, Mom." he said.
"Oh, I just knew that." she said. "Did you get Brian back, my little honeydew?"
"Yes we did, Mom." said Ellie. "Brian's been trapped inside that prison camp for so long, we've been in tears. Thanks to Vinny and Seabreeze, I won't die with my unborns."
"Of course you won't, sweetie." said Margaret. "That's why Brian will be there with you."
"Umm… I'm right here, Marge." said Brian.
"Brian, you've returned." she said. "You still intact?"
"Yep, still am." he said.
"Well that's good." she said. "Anyway, your puppies are waiting for you." Margaret lets them in.
"Hi pups, look who's back from the prison camp." said Ellie. Brian waves at the puppies.
"Dad!" cried the puppies excitedly, then they ran towards Brian.
"Pups, wait!" said Brian trying to stop them, but they jumped and piled on Brian pushing him onto the floor, and Brian Jr. licked Brian's face. Brian laughed as he felt his fur tickled from his puppies' licks.
"Great to have you back, Dad." said Frank.
"Yes, I'm back." said Brian still laughing.
"Okay, okay, pups." said Ellie. "Let your Dad up." The puppies got off their dad, and then he gets up.
"Oh, did you pups miss me, while I was gone?" he asked.
"We all missed you, Dad." said Genie.
"Yeah, we were depressed without you, Dad." said Frank.
"We thought we lost you forever, Dad." said Brian Jr..
"We're happy to have you back, Dad." said Coco.
Brian chuckled. "And I'm happy to be back, pups." said Brian. "And never again I'll ever be dognapped, nor find myself stranded on a place I won't know where I am." The puppies wagged their tails.
"Say Brian," said Fidget. "Aren't you glad, now that you're back?"
"Indeed I am, Fidget." said Brian. "I'm also glad to see my wife and my pups again."
"Of course you are, Brian." said Fidget. "And I'm sure that you'll be looking forward to your first anniversary with my sis."
"Really?" said Brian.
"Yeah." said Fidget. "You've married my sister, I'm sure you two will make the best couple in the world."
"Aaww, thanks, Fidget." said Brian blushing his cheeks.
Suddenly, Vinny's phone vibrates. "What was that, Vinny?" asked Ellie.
"I've got a notification from the garage." said Vinny. "It says that my Clio is ready to be picked up."
"They fixed your car already?" said Brian.
"Yeah, brother." said Vinny. "These dents are all buffed out on my doors and my front bumper, and had it repainted."
"That's good, Vinny." she said. "And thanks again for saving our lives from Max."
"It's our pleasure, Ellie." said Seabreeze.
Ellie then felt a kick from inside her belly. "Oh sweetie," said Margaret. "You have a baby bump."
"I have, Mom." said Ellie. "I can feel your grandpuppies inside of me. You can have a feel, if Brian doesn't mind."
"I see." said Margaret. "Brian, would you mind if I feel Ellie's belly?"
"No, not at all, Marge." said Brian.
Margaret kneels to Ellie's eye level and feels her belly as Ellie felt another kick. "Oooh, I can see that your puppies will be on their way, my precious." she said rubbing her gently.
"Well, as you can tell, my hubby's quite a breeder, Mom." said Ellie.
"Ooh, is he now?" said Margaret. "Well, he's your big boy to be a breeder."
Brian chuckled. "I am, Marge." he said. "I've been a breeder, since we've won the Dog Show."
"Oh that's great." she said. "You're my breeding son-in-law ain't you?" Margaret squeezed his cheek, then he chuckled.
"Mom, is your belly bouncing?" asked Mitzi, as the puppies came towards Ellie.
"Well, that's because I can feel the kicks, pups." said Ellie. "Well come on up and say hi to your little brothers and sisters." Ellie lies down on the grass carpet on her side, then the puppies set their paws on their Mum's belly.
"Say, this isn't half bad." said Frank.
"I bet three of them are like us." said Genie.
"And I'll say the other three are like us." he said.
"Both of you are positively correct." said Eli. "In exactly two weeks and five days, we'll soon have three brothers and three sisters."
"Wow, this is amazing." said Brian Jr.. "Are you feelin' it, Sal?"
"I am feelin' it, Junior." said Sally. "We're feelin' our little brothers and sisters inside Mom's tummy."
"Hey there, little guys." said Brian Jr. communicating with the unborns. "I'm Brian Jr., thinkin' about coming out of Mom anytime soon? Not long now, before then."
Brian chuckled. "Well, looks like you're gonna be the eldest of your little sibs, son." said Brian.
"We won't be the only litter in our family, huh Dad?" said Dean.
"You won't be soon, Dean." said Brian.
o - o - o - o - o
Meanwhile, Dogtown Channel 5 News was being broadcasted from inside the newsroom. The announcer says. "This is Dogtown Channel 5 News at 3pm, with your newscasters, Bob Barkington and Silvia Fetcher."
"Good afternoon." said Bob. "On today's breaking news, Dogtown's new locale, Brian Griffin, has returned home from the abandoned castle, that was used as Max's Prison Camp last night."
"That's right, Bob." said Silvia. "Brian's dognapping days are finally over, thanks to our three heroes, his wife Ellie, his Italian brother Vinny Costello-Griffin, and Seabreeze Pewterschmidt, who had a daring adventure to save Brian's life."
"Thank you, Silvia." he said. "We now go live to our intern reporter, Ted Tinkerton, who is reporting live in the suburbs. What have you got, Ted?"
In the suburbs of Shamrock Gardens, Ted Tinkerton is reporting. "Bob, Ted Tinkerton here, standing outside the residence of Brian and Ellie Griffin, to report their experience on this said 'Brian Griffin Rescue Mission'. Now Mrs. Griffin, how did it make you feel, after this experience?"
"It was intense, Ted." said Ellie. "We thought we were done for, but now that Brian's home, I felt so relieved."
"Okay," said Ted. "How about you, Mr. Griffin, how does it make you feel, now that you're back home?"
"I felt great, Ted." said Brian. "At first, I was dognapped at that prison camp, it made feel devastated, but now I've been rescued and returned back home, it made me feel like I'm home… And it was great to be home."
"And what was your experience in that prison camp?" asked Ted.
"Horrible." said Brian. "They fed me nothing but slop twice daily, they made me sleep on a bunk bed all night, and every morning, we had to take showers."
"Uh-huh," said Ted. "But now that you're back home, what are you two gonna do next?"
"Well, Ellie and I are looking forward to have our first wedding anniversary in a fortnight or so." said Brian.
"We've been married for 11 months now." she said.
"And are you two looking forward to your anniversary?" asked Ted.
"We definitely are, Ted." said Brian.
"Well, there you have it," said Ted. "Brian Griffin has returned home, and he and Ellie will soon have their first anniversary. Back to you, Bob."
Back in the newsroom. "Thanks, Ted." said Bob. "And now, sports."
o - o - o - o - o
Later that night, in the New Griffin's house, the puppies heard their Mum and Dad moaning in their pleasure and bumping from their bedrooms, disturbing their sleep.
"What the hell was that noise?" asked Dean.
"It sounds like Mom and Dad are wrestling in their bed, but I don't think they are." said Martin.
"Can it, boys." said Coco. "What's going on with Mom and Dad is none of our business."
"Coco's right, guys." said Brian Jr.. "We shouldn't disturb them. Now let's go back to sleep, we have school tomorrow morning."
"I agree, Junior." said Sally. "We have a Geography test."
"And we have Art Class." said Genie.
"I didn't know we have Art Class, Genie." said Dean.
They've heard Brian and Ellie howling and sighing.
"Oh God, that was so good." said Brian from the master bedroom.
"Yeah, you filled me up good, Brian." said Ellie from the master bedroom.
"This beats jacking off in prison." he said.
"I know, honey." she said. "Just hoping that our puppies didn't hear us."
Brian Jr. bangs on the wall. "Mom, Dad, we can hear you from in here!" called Brian Jr..
"Yeah Dad, like you, we have great hearing!" called Frank.
"Uhh… Go back to sleep, pups!" called Brian. "Remember, school night!"
"Yeah, we're sorry if this disturbs you in your sleep!" she called. "Go back to sleep now, you have school tomorrow!"
"Okay, Mom!" called Coco.
"See you in the morning, Dad!" called Dean. The puppies gone back to sleep.
In Brian and Ellie's bedroom, Ellie lays her head on top of Brian's chest in their bed collarless. "You know, my sweet Ellie." said Brian stroking her hair. "We haven't had this much sex, since I've been dognapped."
"Yeah, you did return the favour after I've saved your life." said Ellie.
"Yeah, at least I did." he said. The two mates kissed each other.
"I love you, Brian." she said. "Glad to have you back."
"I love you too, Ellie." he said. "Glad to be back. Glad to see you my beautiful wife, and our precious little ones again."
"And I'm glad to see you again, my breedy hubby." she said.
Brian chuckled. "Well goodnight, my love." he said.
"Goodnight, my jailbird hubby." she said. The two mates yawned and went to sleep.
And so, Brian returned home once again thanks to the three heroes. And thus, this'll be the end of Brian's dognapping.
END OF CHAPTER 6
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Brian and Ellie's anniversary takes place in Chapter 7. Watch this space.
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fan fiction using characters from Family Guy, which is a registered trademark of FOX and The Walt Disney Company. I do NOT own any of these Family Guy related characters, they belong to Seth MacFarlane, FOX and The Walt Disney Company. The story I tell here focuses on my fantasy of Brian X Ellie is my own invention and is not purported or believed to be part of Seth MacFarlane's story canon. This story is for entertainment purposes only and is not part of an official plot. I am not making any money of this fan fiction using any Family Guy characters. I am truly grateful for Seth MacFarlane for his awesome show taking place in Quahog, Rhode Island, for without his show, my story wouldn't exist.