Brian & Ellie 4: Return of The Labrador
Based on the TV Series "Family Guy"
Sequel to "The Boxer Bites Back"
Part 2 of "Brian Gets Dognapped"
CHAPTER 8
Puppies In The Hot Tub
A few days later, at the Kaputski house, Brian and Ellie Griffin are relaxing in the hot tub collarless in the backyard.
"You know Brian," said Ellie. "It's really nice that Mom and Dad let us use this hot tub for our post-anniversary."
"Yeah, it's also nice to have Mickey and DJ look after our puppies." said Brian.
"I know, dear." she said. "At least we can have it to ourselves."
"Yep, and here we are having our furred bodies surrounded by hot bubbly water." he said.
"Yeah, though we shouldn't worry about Max." she said. "I've told my Dad where you got dognapped, so he'll send the cops to the prison camp, to arrest Max and the Dobermans."
"Yep, and this time they'll put Max into Maximum Security." he said.
"And hopefully this time, he won't bother us anymore." she said.
"And if anybody out there try to think about Max getting his revenge again, they can think again." he said.
"Yeah," she said. "Though you shouldn't break the fourth wall. That'd be unethical."
"Very true, my dear." he said. "Very true."
The dog couple looked at each other with a grin, Brian reached his arm around his canine wife, they slowly approached their mouths towards each other, but before they kiss, Ellie gasped and groaned as she feels her belly contracting.
"What's the matter, Ellie?" he asked.
"Brian," she said panting. "I think my water just broke!"
"Oh my God!" he said. "What do I do?"
"Get Mom, Brian." she said. "Get Mom!"
"Marge! Marge!" he called to his mother-in-law.
"What is it, Brian?" asked Margaret coming over to the hot tub.
"Marge, Ellie's about to go into labour." he said.
"Oh my heavens!" she said. "Sweetie, we have to get you to the hospital!"
"There's no time!" said Ellie. "I can feel my puppies crowning!"
"Hey, Mom." said Fidget entering the backyard. "I was wondering if I could invite my girlfriend over to… Oh my God! Ellie, what's happening?"
"Fidget, Ellie's about to go into labour!" said Brian.
"What?! My sister's going into labour?!" said Fidget.
"Fidget, go grab some towels!" said Margaret.
"On it, Mom!" he said, then he ran back inside the house to fetch some towels.
"Are you alright, Ellie honey?" she asked.
"Mom, I'm scared." said Ellie. "I've never gave birth in this hot tub in my life."
"You'll be fine, Ellie." said Margaret. "Just like your mother when I gave birth."
"You were?" said Ellie.
"Yes." said Margaret. "This is more than just a hot tub, sometimes we call it the birth tub."
"The birth tub?" said Ellie curiously.
"Yes, my sweetie pie." said Margaret. "You see, when your Dad and I are relaxing in this hot tub, in one of the ski lodges in North Michigan, we were enjoying some Green Tea, but as I was about to finish it, I've had a sudden contraction. So, your Dad helped me give birth to you and Fidget."
"Wait, so does this mean that, I was born with my twin brother?" said Ellie.
"Of course you were, sweetie pie." said Margaret. "Even Fidget is your twin."
"So he's at my age now." said Ellie.
"Exactly, you and Fidget are at the same age, since the day you two were born." said Margaret.
Ellie groaned as she feels her pain. "Mom, I think I'm starting to have pups here!" said Ellie panting.
"Oh good heavens!" said Margaret. "Hang in there, sweetie. Fidget, have any towels?!"
"Here they are, Mom!" said Fidget rushing to them with the towels.
"Thank you." she said. "Now, help out your sister."
"I've got her, Mom." he said holding Ellie's paw.
"Okay." she said. "Brian are you helping her?"
"I'm helping her, Marge." said Brian holding Ellie's other paw.
"Okay, now Ellie, sit back and spread out your legs." said Margaret.
"Alright, Mom." said Ellie sitting back and spreading her legs open.
"Okay, now deep breaths." said Margaret.
Ellie does some deep breaths. 'This is uncomfortable to me.' thought Ellie.
"Okay, when you're ready, do a big push." said Margaret.
"Alright, Mom, I'm ready." said Ellie.
"Well go on then, sweetie, push." said Margaret.
Ellie grunts with her effort. "Come on, Ellie! Push!" said Brian. Ellie grunts some more.
"How're we doing, Mom?" asked Fidget.
"I see the opening." said Margaret. The water bubbles in front of Ellie.
"We're gonna need some more breaths, Ellie." said Brian.
"Alright, dear." said Ellie, then she takes some more deep breaths.
"Keep pushing, honey." said Margaret.
"Come on, Ellie." he said. "You can do this. Push!" Ellie grunts harder with her effort.
"I see the head!" she said.
"That means the puppy is almost out!" said Fidget.
"Jane, can you please fetch us a pair of scissors and a bag of plastic clips?" asked Margaret.
"Sure, Mom." said Jane. "I'll get them."
"Brian, the puppy's almost out!" said Ellie. "I don't know if I can make it."
"You'll be fine, Ellie." said Brian. "Just one more big push should do it." Ellie catches some more breaths.
Jane comes to them with scissors and clips. "Got them, Mom." said Jane.
"Thanks, Jane." said Margaret. "Now, all we need is one final push, and the puppy is out."
"Alright, come on Ellie!" said Brian. "Push like you mean it! PUSH!" Ellie grunts and screams with her effort, then she relaxed.
The newborn puppy floats onto the surface of the tub. "And it looks like he's out." said Margaret picking up the puppy, then she snips the cord. "And he's a Labrador."
Brian sheds his tears. "Aaww, isn't he cute?" said Brian tearfully.
"Yeah, he is cute." said Ellie. "Oh no, there's more ready to come out." She heavily pants.
Meanwhile, Ellie's screams were so loud, that it disturbs Mayor Kaputski in his office. "Was that my daughter giving birth?" asked Samson.
After Ellie had given birth to five more puppies, Brian cradles two of them in his arms, Ellie holds two more in her arms, Margaret and Fidget holds one of them in each of their arms.
"See Ellie, there was nothing to it." said Margaret.
"I know, Mom." said Ellie. "It was intense to have some more kids, but in the end, I felt so relieved."
"Mom, I've called the hospital, they'll be on their way." said Mickey.
"Alright, Mickey." said Margaret. "Now, Ellie, I know you felt tired after giving birth, but your newborn puppies need some warmth, and you too."
"I know, Mom." said Ellie. "My thighs hurt though."
"You'll be recovering soon, dear." said Margaret. "Now, let's get you to the hospital."
o - o - o - o - o
Meanwhile in Max's prison camp, Max was disappointed and frustrated that Brian has escaped with Ellie. "I can't believe this!" said Max. "You've had one job, and that was to keep Brian at bay, then chop his puppy-sack off!"
"Calm down, Max." said Seth.
"Yeah, take a chill pill." said Rico.
"Well, at least we still have some more prisoners." said Max.
Suddenly, they've heard sirens. "Looks like we're in trouble." said Seth.
Outside, a dozen of police cars surrounded the camp. The police officers and police dogs armed their sidearms. "Max the Boxer!" shouted Chief Saunders through the megaphone. "This is the Dogtown Police Department! We have you surrounded! Come out of this castle with your paws up!"
"Oh, shit." said Max.
On TV, the news was being broadcasted from the newsroom.
"Good evening, Dogtown." said Bob Barkington. "On tonight's breaking news, Quahog Dog Pound escapee and runner-up of the Dog Show, Max the Boxer, and his Doberman minions and guards have been arrested for some dognapping crime, and illegal methods of neutering some male dogs."
"Authorities were called in by Dogtown's own, Mayor Samson Kaputski after being informed by his daughter, Ellie after rescuing her husband, Brian Griffin, with help from Seabreeze Pewterschmidt and Vinny Costello-Griffin." said Silvia Fetcher.
"Also, Max's prison camp located further down in South Ohio was forced to shut down, after the authorities have found the evidence that neuters the prisoners illegally." he said. "And other prisoners were transferred to different prisons in and around Ohio."
o - o - o - o - o
In the maternity ward at Dogtown Veterinary Hospital, the newborn puppies are breastfeeding from their Mum's chest.
"Aren't they adorable, my sweet Ellie?" asked Margaret.
"They are, Mom." said Ellie. "I love having mine and Brian's puppies."
"You sure do, sweetie pie." said Margaret.
"Mr. and Mrs. Griffin, our records show that you now have three boy Labradors and three girl Salukis." said Dr. Jones.
"We have, doc." said Brian. "Those are my second litter."
"Uh-huh, sure, Mr. Griffin." said Dr. Jones. "If I were you, I'd like to focus on the family, more than just mating." Brian rubs his neck over his shoulder, as he looks over to his beautiful wife and their six puppies.
"So, what do you want me to do now?" asked Brian.
"I advise you to leave Ellie to do her mothering." said Dr. Jones. "It'll be four days from when your litter was born now."
"But, how are we gonna name them, doc?" asked Brian.
"I'll give Ellie some time to think of the names." said Dr. Jones. "If you insist on naming them, fine by me."
"Ellie, looks like we better go." said Margaret.
"Mom, do I have to…" started Ellie, before Margaret began to interrupt.
"No-no, you just rest here, sweetie." said Margaret. "I'm sure you'll have some visiting hours by then."
"Mrs. Kaputski, we have visiting hours in this hospital between 8AM and 8PM." said Dr. Jones.
"Well, what time is it now, doctor?" she asked.
"It's now 7:07." he said looking at his watch.
"Do we really have to go, Mom?" asked Fidget. "I have a date to get to."
"I'm afraid so, Fidget." she said. "Let's say goodnight to Ellie, before we go."
"Alright, Mom." he said, then he turns to his mothering sister. "Great to have more pups in the world, sis."
"I know, bro." said Ellie. "More pups in my family."
"The more, the merrier, sis." he said. "Goodnight."
"Goodnight, bro." she said. "Enjoy your date."
"I will, sis." he said.
"Goodnight, sweetie pie." said Margaret.
"Goodnight, Mom." said Ellie.
The Kaputski family leaves the ward. "Brian, are you coming?" asked Margaret.
"I'll be right with you, Marge." called Brian. "I'm gonna need 5 minutes to say goodnight to Ellie."
"Alright, Brian." she said.
Brian turns to Ellie. "I can't imagine how life's gonna be if we have more pups in our family, Ellie." he said.
"It'll be fine, Brian." said Ellie. "Our older pups will be able to get along with the new ones."
Suddenly, the puppy whines with his paw over his crotch and tugging her fur with his other paw. "What's the matter, puppy?" she asked. "You wanting to go pee-pee?" The puppy nods. "Okay. Dr. Jones, one of our puppies needs to go to the bathroom."
"Not to worry, Mrs. Griffin." said Dr. Jones, then he calls the nurse. "Nurse!"
"I'm coming, doctor." said the nurse dog, then she arrives with the toilet pan. "Here you go." She then gives it to Dr. Jones.
"Thank you, nurse." he said, then he holds it towards Brian holding the desperate puppy. "Better make this quick, Mr. Griffin."
"There won't be accidents at all, doc." said Brian, then he holds the puppy towards the pan, then the puppy began to go.
"So, what are you gonna do, when he's finished going?" he asked.
"We'll check your puppy's urine, Mr. Griffin." said Dr. Jones. "Then we'll collect some of it to confirm your puppy's identity. And if we have it, then we'll flush the rest of it down the toilet."
"Oh, okay." said Brian.
The puppy then finished urinating in the pan. "There, are you feeling better now, little guy?" he asked. The puppy nods. "Quite the little tinkler, are you?" cooed Brian shaking the puppy's crotch a little. "Yes you are, yes you are."
"Brian, while I'm thinking about what names I'll give to our Saluki puppies, what do you think we'll name our Labrador puppies?" asked Ellie.
"Well, I think we'll name these two Labs, Harry and Richard." said Brian. "And this one I'm holding, is Brian-John."
"Those are great names, Brian." she said. "But I think it might be confusing for us to have three Brians at once in this family."
"So, do you think we'll just call him, John?" he asked.
"Sure, babe." she said. "Just John will do."
"Do you like that name, John?" he asked. Brian-John nods and yaps. "He likes that name, Ellie."
"Of course he does, Brian." she said.
"Mr. Griffin, I'll hand the nurse and the technologist, this pan containing Brian-John's urine to check that it's his." said Dr. Jones.
"I've gotta warn you, doc." said Brian. "Brian-John pees a lot more often than Dean."
"I'll keep that in mind, Mr. Griffin." said Dr. Jones. "Nurse, please take this to the Stat Laboratory." He then gives the pan to the nurse.
"I'm on it, doctor." said the nurse, then she takes it on her way to the Stat Lab.
"There you go, little puppy John." said Brian. "Wanna go back to Mommy?" Brian-John nods. "Okay, here you go." Brian lets Brian-John back onto Ellie, allowing him to resume breastfeeding from her.
"Brian, are you coming?" called Fidget.
"I'll be right with you, guys." called Brian. "Just saying goodnight to Ellie."
"Alright." called Fidget.
"Goodnight Ellie, my beautiful wife." said Brian kissing her.
"Goodnight Brian, my breeding husband." said Ellie, then she rests. Brian leaves her to rest, looking one last time at her and smiles.
And so, six more puppies were brought into the world. Adding nine puppies into the New Griffin family, they won't be the only litter with the new ones.
END OF CHAPTER 8
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Part 2 concludes with an Epilogue. Hopefully Max's reign of terror will end.
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fan fiction using characters from Family Guy, which is a registered trademark of FOX and The Walt Disney Company. I do NOT own any of these Family Guy related characters, they belong to Seth MacFarlane, FOX and The Walt Disney Company. The story I tell here focuses on my fantasy of Brian X Ellie is my own invention and is not purported or believed to be part of Seth MacFarlane's story canon. This story is for entertainment purposes only and is not part of an official plot. I am not making any money of this fan fiction using any Family Guy characters. I am truly grateful for Seth MacFarlane for his awesome show taking place in Quahog, Rhode Island, for without his show, my story wouldn't exist.