Renji POV

Stupid Ichigo, I would get him back for embarrassing me like that! Guarenteed! Accidentally cutting my belt off and dropping my pants in public! 'Accidental' my ass! But how would I get him back? The first thought that came to mind was killing him, of course that's usually the first thought of a 'death' god, isn't it? But killing him wouldn't be good enough, not to mention he was a reaper himself, hence why I would resort to other means.

"Spells and Curses for all Purposes." I read from the cover of the black book with celtic symbols across it. Yeah, witchcraft, probably a bunch of bullshit and maybe wouldn't even work, but it was worth a try! I opened it, scrolling the index for something about curses. "Curses for you enemies...Aha!" I went to that chapter, "make your enemy fall in love with their enemy..." Nah, "make your enemy crippled," Not what I was looking for, "make your enemy an animal..." Oooh, that had promise. What would be more embarrassing than being turned into a little puppy or monkey or something like that? "'Turns recipient of the curse partially into the animal they most identify with. Unable to change back until they submit to cursed fate." Alright hell yeah!

F.F. Change POV- Ichigo.

Morning already? I yawned and stretched, sneezing when something fuzzy tickled my nose. What the hell? I opened my eyes... SNAKE! I grabbed the wriggling thing under the blanket, crushing it. Ow! Ow! Why was I hurting? Was I feeling this thing's pain? I lifted the blanket. That was no snake...unless snakes had become furry and orange. Then what the hell was it?
I yanked on it, pain spiking up my spine. What the fuck? I felt along the thing... wait, my ass...furry thing, my ass then the furry thing...it was connected to me!? Right above my ass! I jumped out of bed, pulling on the thing, trying to get it off! This must be a fucking joke! OW! Ow! This could not being happening! I had...a tail?! A freaking orange cat's tail?! NO fucking way!

Okay, calm down. Calm down... It was just a tail. No biggie right? I was probably just being messed with...someone slipped me hallucinagenic drugs...right? I walked to the bathroom, turning to look at myself in the mirror. WHAT?! I grabbed the tuffs on the top of my head. OW! Cat-ears?! Oh..no! No, no, no! This could not be happening! A tail...and ears. I was...a cat?

Calm down, this was some sort of joke, everything would go back to normal soon...it'd all go away...right?

F.F. Days later.

What the fuck! It was supposed to go away! But it hadn't! I was still an effing cat! All I had eaten and craved for the past few days was sushi! And I hadn't left the house! How could I anyway!? I was half cat! I was going to really go crazy if I stayed in the house any longer!
Okay, okay. I should go out. I just had to make sure it was somewhere far away...somewhere where no one I knew would see me...

-Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. I pulled my jacket more closely around me, still bitten by the cold. The snow blanketing everything in white and the wind ripping right through me. Fuck. I needed to get out of this weather. Too bad I was way too far away from home. If I could just find some shelter for a few hours-like that building! I crossed the street, hunkering down in a doorway to at least dodge the wind gusts.
It was so cold...I should've just stayed home. I wrapped my tail around myself, trying to find warmth.

"Hey there, kitty cat." I glared behind me at the figure in black that was in the open door. "Come on, be good and come inside." A hand landed on my head, it was warm...really really warm...I found myself leaning into it. Fuck I really was turning into a feline. One look at the couch in front of the fireplace that had a large fire in it and I was sprinting into the house. Man, it was so nice and warm in here!
"Well make yourself at home." Whoever chuckled. It was official, I really was a cat... damn it.

"Sorry..." I muttered. That warm hand patted my head, rubbing my cat ears gently. And suddenly, now I was purring. Just fucking great.

"No problem, I'm happy to share my warmth with a cute kitten." I growled under my breath at the words 'cute kitten'. But it died into purring as my head and ears were stroked. "You don't even know whose territory you're in, you know?"

Territory? I frowned, turning to look back at... Grimmjow?! What?! "Grimmjow?" I asked with disbelief.

"Yep, kitty cat." I let out a very loud, stupidly cat-like hiss, feeling my hair rise up. I moved back as he took a seat on the couch. "My my, one minuet you're purring and the next you're hissing, what a grouchy kitty." He said with a teasing smirk.

"Don't call me a kitty!" I growled, baring my teeth at him, which were fangs now.

"Rawwr." He responded, holding back a laugh.
I glared and started to debate what to do now. Maybe I should tackle him to the ground and beat him senseless? I could always run home too, since I was warmed back up now, I'm sure I could make it. Or I could just let it go and enjoy the fire? Hm, oh what to do...
I let out another hiss, lundging at him. Grimmjow was up to his feet before I knew what was happening and pinned me down.
"Meeeeow." He grinned brightly. I spat a hiss at him, trying to claw my way free, but his grip was rough and I was getting absolutely nowhere. "Be a good kitty and play nice." He put his nose to mine. ...
Wow...his eyes were really really blue. ...why in the world was he so close to my face?! I grit my teeth, forcing such stupid thoughts out of my head, and giving him a glare, "Oooh, you look even more vicious that way." Grimmjow teased. He bit at my neck, his fangs scraping my skin softly.

"What the-!" He finally captured my skin with a suck, "Ow! What are you doing?!"

"Trying to give that white skin a hickey I suppose." Grimmjow spoke, voice still teasing.

"Let go!" I growled out, trying to pull away from his talented mouth. I let out a soft 'nya' when his hickey inspired some internal...issues... "Let go!" I snapped, pulling my legs up and putting them sharply between our two bodies, trying with all my might to push him up and away from me.

"Sure, but I'll grab something else instead." Grimmjow's hands moved from gripping my arms to grabbing my...oh my god-

"Aaahn!" His hand cupped my shaft, "Hey! Wait a-nyaaa..." He stroked me.

"Moan for me, kitty cat." Grimmjow commanded, dragging the waistband of my pants, pulling them down, springing my hardening erection, and rubbing it. I bit back the moan, trying to defy him even in this small way.
"Moan for me." He insisted, covering one of his fingers in saliva and pressing it inside me, dragging out the moan he had wanted.

"S-stop, this isn't right!" I whined, feeling stupid that I was so turned on.

"what's not right about playing with a new pet?" 'pet'? I aimed my claws for his face, but, unlucky for me, he was quicker and instantly caught my hand.

"I am not a pet!" I hissed. He simply smirked, pulling my hand to his lips, kissing the palm, and then licking between each finger with his rough tongue.

"In any case," He spread my legs, setting himself between them as he pinned my arms over my head, and laying his weight onto me, "you're mine." I cried out with surprise at the unexpected thrust into me, curling my legs up around him, trying to open further for his impressive size. "At least for tonight." In response to the space I gave him, he filled me further, making yelp, clawing into his back.

"S-sto-aahn!" My body was on fire, skin shivering violently, my insides desperate for release. As he unsheathed himself and rammed back in, I closed my eyes and moaned for him. He grabbed the back of my thighs, pulling my pelvice up and curling my body under him as he penatrated even more deeply. The ecstasy for the new position, the complete filiing of my body, made me scream out his name and finally climax.
"Yo-" He cut me off with a kiss to my lips, rolling his hips, and grinding himself into me. I purred, enjoying the soft pleasure instead of the rough bliss from before.

"Oooh," He pulled out, still hard, and pushed back into me, making me crave for more, "now we're purring again."

"Shut up!"

POV Change. (da next day)

"Your ears and tail are gone." I said as Ichigo woke up. We were covered under a large fur, laying beside the fire.

He jumped at my voice, "Huh?"

"Your tail and ears, kitty cat, are missing." I said again, pointing at the mirror.

He examined his head in the mirror, then turned around to look at his behind, "Yes! Finally!" he cheered.

"I kinda liked the ears and tail." I stated, getting up from the floor, the fur pooling at my feet. Ichigo didn't even notice my approach, too busy being happy.

"Well too bad!" Ichigo snapped. I grabbed him around the waist, pulling him back towards my body, "Hey! What do you think you're do-!?"

"You can still be my pet, kitty cat." I stated, kissing the side of his neck.

The End!

(author's note: yay for neko stories, Beloved by all!