Author's note: Sorry for keeping you waiting for so long, my life has been pretty busy. And yes, I'm getting to the good part now ;PP
Chapter 3:
"I just thought... (Sigh) I-I've always wanted to be with you... Forever."
Human stared, shoked, at Idiot.
"I only actually see you every other day... So I have to resort to staring at pictures of you."
Human stared some more.
"I think about you every waking moment... I lust for your body... You're just so beautiful."
"Well, if you put it that way..." Human tackled Idiot, pressing his mouth on Idiot's.
Idiot kissed back, all his years of held in passion releasing as he made the hell out with Human.
They were rolling on the ground, knocking over tables and chairs.
The lovers got up and still bumped into everything.
Idiot stated groping Human as they accidentally turned the oven on.
Author's footnote: What could happen next? Wait and see! ;F