Author's note: This! :D
Chapter 4:
Human sensually moaned.
"You are really good at moaning." Idiot complimented.
"Uuugghhh".
Meanwhile, the oven was already at 700 degrees Fahrenheit.
"Is it just you, or is this room really hot?" Human was slightly concerned.
"Actually, it's you." Idiot went straight back to licking Human's eyes.
This soon devolved into sex.
All the while, the oven was getting hotter and hotter, just like this scene.
Eventually, the house caught fire.
Human noticed the fire and broke from Idiots warm hands and other things [if you know what i mean ;p)
"AAA" Human screamed as he ran out of the burning building.
"Whew! We made it out alive, right..." Human realized Idiot wasn't there.
Author's footnote: Would I really kill of a main character? hmm :m