Jonny and Plank where in their house wrapping Christmas presents.
Jonny: What's that Plank?
Plank:
Jonny: No Plank.
Plank:
Jonny: I said no Plank! You've had enough eggnog!
Plank:
Jonny: Okay fine, but one more glass!
Jonny walked up and out of the living room.
He had no idea that the maniac Santa Claus was inside his house hiding in the hallways.
In the kitchen Jonny was preparing some eggnog for Plank and himself.
Jonny: I really need to make sure Plank doesn't become an alcoholic.
After a few minutes, Jonny walked back into the living room holding two glasses of eggnog only to discover that Plank was gone.
Jonny: Where are ya, you rascal, you!
Jonny sat the glasses of eggnog down on the table and walked outside because he thought that Plank would be outside.
Jonny: Plank!
Jonny walked around in the deep snow looking for his best friend.
Jonny: Plank come on! It's too cold outside to play hide n' seek.
As Jonny looked around, a string of Christmas lights lowered from the roof of his house. Jonny was too concerned about his best friend to notice they were by his head. Suddenly, the lights wrapper around his neck and he was raised from the ground choking and gasping for breath.
The maniac Santa Claus, was on Jonny's roof holding the strand of Christmas lights and pulling theme up. Jonny was kicking and gasping for air until the maniac yanked the strand of light which snapped Jonny's neck.
When Jonny feel to the ground with his neck bleeding, Plank dropped from the ground right next to Jonny's corpse.
Meanwhile back at Double D's house, the Ed's where opening Christmas presents.
Double D: A dictionary! Thank you Eddy.
Ed: Zombie Mutants 2! Thanks Eddy.
Eddy: Some magazines! Thanks Ed.
The doorbell rang and Double D got up to answer it.
Michael was at the door.
Double D: Michael, what are you doing back here?
Michael: There's been a disturbance at Jimmy's grave.
Double D: Oh my goodness! What is the problem?
Michael: I'm not sure. I was wondering if you could come with me Eddward. I heard your father is the chief of police in this town and maybe you can get him to help us.
Double D: Why of course Michael!
Michael: Thank you so much.
Double D: My pleasure. I'll be back in a little while you two.
Eddy: Okay sockhead.
Ed: Bye!
Michael and Double D walked out of the house and closed the front door behined theme.
Meanwhile, a van pulled up into the driveway of the Ideo residence.
It was the Kanker sisters.
Lee: How much time do we have?
Marie: All fuckin' night!
Lee: You got the stuff right May?
May: Yep!
May held up a couple bags filled with marijuana.
Meanwhile, the maniac Santa Claus was watching the Kanker sisters through the attic window getting out of their van.
When the Kankers walked into the house they quickly found the sofa and began smoking.
An hour later, the Kanker sisters where quite high from all the marijuana they smoked.
Marie: I'm high as fuck!
May: Me too.
Lee: I've got the munchies.
Marie: I've got to pee. I'll be back.
Marie walked up and tried to find the bathroom.
Marie: Where the fuck is the pisser?!
She finally saw the door and went in. She pulled down her jeans and panties and sat on the toilet.
As she sat on the toilet, the maniac in the closet behind her, quietly opened the door and grabbed her mouth. As she mumbled and resisted, the maniac slit her throat with a kitchen knife, slowly killing her.
In the living room, May was fast asleep and Lee was eating a bag of chips.
Lee: What's taking you so long Marie?! Marie?! MARIE?!
Impatient, Lee got up from the couch and walked down the hallways until she heard a sound coming from upstairs. She walked upstairs and heard a noise coming from Jimmy's room. She opened the door and saw a bag of marijuana on the ground. Then she looked up and saw the maniac Santa Claus holding a hammer.
Lee: Cute costume Marie. Really cu-
The maniac struck Lee in the head with the hammer causing her to shout in pain. He continued to strike her in the head multiple times before her head was covered blood and she feel to the ground. On the floor groaning in pain, the maniac delivered one more strike, finally killing her. The maniac then picked up Lee's arms and dragged her corpse into Jimmy's room before closing the door.
Back in the living room, May was finally starting to wake up.
May: Lee? Marie?
Getting up, she started walking down the hallways.
May: Where are you guys?
She saw the basement door open and decided to go down there.
May: What are you guys doing in the basement?
She walked down the stairs to the old empty basement and walked around.
The maniac quietly said:
Caller: Hello May.
May was shocked and was scared about who just called her name.
May: Who's there?
Caller: Look behind you.
She turned around and saw the maniac holding a kitchen knife.
The maniac quickly stabbed May in the left eye and she fell to the ground crying and screaming in pain.
As May laid on the ground, the maniac picked up a power drill next to him and pressed the trigger switch activating the drill. Then he slowly pointed the drill in May's direction, and drilled straight through her head until she was dead.
Meanwhile, Double D and Michael where finally at the cemetery and drove up to Jimmy's grave.
The lantern and journal from earlier where still there. However, this time the tombstone was missing.
Double D: The stone is gone.
Michael: Not only that, but someone left a book and a lantern here.
Double D: We should call the police.
Michael: Wait a minute. This is Jimmy's childhood journal.
Double D: Really?
Michael: Yes.
Double D: I think we should drive to the police station and report this.
Michael: Good idea.
Double D: My father's the chief of police in this town.
Michael: Let's go.
Double D and Michael got back into the car and drove off.
Meanwhile back at Ed's house, Ed and Eddy were watching Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer when Sarah came through the front door covered in snow and holding shopping bags.
Eddy: Where have you been? You said you were going to get bread a few hours ago!
Sarah: Had to do some last minute Christmas shopping. However, if only my idiot brother didn't forget the fucking bread then I would have been home earlier!
Ed: I said I was sorry Sarah.
Still angry, she stared at her brother for a few seconds.
Sarah: I'm going to wrap these presents. Don't come into the parlor Ed!
Sarah left the room and the Ed and Eddy continued watching television.
Eddy: What got her fuckin' ass?
Ed: I don't know Eddy, I don't know.
Sarah walked upstairs into the parlor. It was a rather big room with a couple couches, a TV, a fireplace, and it even had a deer head over the mantel.
As Sarah sat down her bags, she suddenly heard the sound of bells jingling and new it was her cat, Muffins outside. She walked to the the staircase that lead to an backyard door. She opened the door and called out for her cat.
Sarah: Muffins! Here kitty, kitty, kitty!
Still waiting at the door, Sarah got impatient.
Sarah: Okay, your outside until morning. Merry Christmas.
Finally, Muffins came in the door.
Sarah: There you are you bad cat!
As she said this, the maniac Santa Claus carrying an axe ran in front of Sarah.
Sarah turned her head to notice and she screamed and quickly shut the door. Then she ran up the staircase into the parlor.
The maniac quickly axed the wooden door down and ran up the staircase.
Getting upstairs the maniac saw that Sarah was nowhere to be found. He slowly began to walk around the room until he noticed a closet. He stood in front of it and Sarah opened the door and ran by the large TV in the parlor. The maniac swung his axe into the TV but Sarah got out of the way in time and the maniac's axe was stuck. As Sarah tried to feel to the staircase, the maniac caught up to her and grabbed her. He carried her to the fireplace and raised her up high over it. Then he slowly pushed Sarah onto the deer head over the mantle. As he pushed her in, the antlers slowly penetrated through Sarah's flesh and she died within minutes. The maniac stared at Sarah's corpse before walking away.
Meanwhile, Ed was watching TV and Eddy was fast asleep on the armchair.
Ed got up and decided that he wanted some more hot chocolate.
He walked into the kitchen and prepared a brand new cup. Just as he was about to leave, the maniac came out of the closet door with a broomstick and shoved the end into Ed's mouth, making him fall to the floor. Ed grabbed the broom stick and tried to push it out but it was with such great force that it was penetrating into his flesh. Finally, the broomstick choked Ed to death and the maniac walked away.
Back in the living room, Eddy finally woke up and noticed that Ed was missing.
Eddy: Ed? Where are ya?
He looked around and saw nothing.
Eddy: Hey sockhead! You home?
He got up from the chair and suddenly felt cold.
Eddy: Why is it cold in here?
He then began walking down the halls all the way to the back door where he noticed the axed down door.
Eddy: Holy shit!
He then stared at Muffins who was sitting by the door and meowing.
Eddy then noticed the staircase leading to the parlor and walked up. He got up and was surprised by the axe in the TV.
Eddy: The fuck?
Eddy: Ed! Sockhead! Sarah! Where are ya?
Eddy then looked up and saw Sarah impaled on the deer head. He screamed in horror and was suddenly touched by the maniac. The maniac punched him and Eddy quickly grabbed a fire poker and began swinging it. Eddy managed to hit the maniac causing him to fall down the staircase. Then he quickly took out his cell phone and dialed 9-1-1.
Eddy: Come on, come on!
The maniac suddenly punched Eddy and began to hit him constant times with the fire poker that Eddy had originally until he was too weak to move. Finally, the maniac grabbed Eddy and threw him through a two story window. Eddy was dead upon hitting the ground with pieces of glass piercing him. After that, the maniac pulled his axe out of the TV and walked out the house through the back door.
Just as he walked behind the houses a young girl noticed him.
Girl: Santa Claus!
The maniac slowly turned to the young girl and stared at her.
Girl: Have I been good this year?
The maniac kneeled down and took out a pocket knife. It was the same one that he used to kill the drunken Santa Claus. He handed the knife to the little girl and he walked off. The little girl stared dumbfounded at the knife.
TO BE CONTINUED
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