Stan and kenny would have never belived anyone if they had not have seen it for themselves

looking down into what was now a new burned cleaning in the forest surronded by small fires was a large dark metalic grey and silver triangle object that noone could explane and it crashed and what looked like figures on the ground no bigger than kids but they looked bald and had strange green glowing fluid that came out them that looked like blood

"OMG its a fucking UFO crash and those are damn Aliens bloody hell its Roswell all over again and im having no part in this ' Said Kenny stunned

' Fuck Stan get back here now where the hell are you going dude ' Yelled kenny as Stan made his way towards the crash site and where the bodies were despite the rancid smell

' Stan Stan fuck sake get outta their dont touch them " Kenny yelled now starting to make his own way towards the site but another sound was heard that made the boys freeze for a second

Black vans and a couple of milatry trucks appeard on the scene and what looked like the army and Stan and Kenny both managed to hide in bushes in time and watched the men surround and corden off the area and talk into walki talkies and more back up arrived in the shape of helicopters and another truck full of milatry men

' Damn bet their from area 51 coming to get those Aliens then they will take them away and cut them up ' Kenny said

' Ewooo thats gross poor Aliens ' Stan said making a face

'Well thats what the do you know they want to see whats inside them and stuff and and look at their brains and if is any of them alive well they will be taken too and interagated and given millions of tests maybe made into a govement slave and of course the goverment will deny everything and the Aliens and their ship or craft what ever you wanna call it they will just dissapear into area 51 and never be seen again ' Said Kenny shocking Stan a bit

' Where do you hear such things and their is no Aliens living at Area 51 thats bullcrap they died years ago if you are meaning the Roswell ones ' Stan said

' Thats what they want you to think i read a lot of it onlne see i don't always look at porn ' Kenny said making Stan roll his eyes

' But also their is a guy who lives in the trailer park snd he is like obbsesed with Aliens and UFOs he said hes been abducted since he was a small kid younger than us and they still come for him hes in his 60s now iv spoke to him couple of times come to think of it im suprised hes not down here now but anyway we need to get to hell outta here before we get caught because we dont know what those people will do to us and if the media get involved Geeze they wont leave us alone maybe even say were nuts and have us locked away so best we get outta here ' Kenny said standing up and getting on his bike

' Yeah guess so i dont want to be involved with it and their is nothing we can do those creatures are all dead now 'Stan said also getting on his bike and soon he and kenny cycled off fast as they could both unaware that a small being was watching them as it was very much alive and had survived the crash and also gave the goverment the slip

' Okay we mustn't tell anyone they will think we lost it we could talk to tha guy i know but thats it noone else ' Kenny said

' We could tell Kyle he is trust worthy and he beleives in Aliens and he wont tell anyone ' Stan said

' I know that but less people know about this the better and he might tell if under pressure i have a feeling the goverment will wanna talk to everyone in town and if Kyle is under pressure he will tell to take heat of himself hes done it in the past a couple of times so sorry Stan we say nothing to anyone and also i dont want the damn goverment all over my house seeing how i live and calling me white trash ' Kenny said

' Yeah i understand and no point in telling Cartman he will never beleive us ' Stan said

' I know and the Aliens took him too gave his ass a probe and he still denies it think the Aliens got sick if him and they never abduced him again so God only knows what went on ' Kenny said with a laugh

Soon the two boys were out the forest and thankfully noone seen them so they headed back into town and Stan bought Kenny a burger as he was hungry and did not have a proper breakfast

' So what you wanna do kyle wont be back for ages yet Cartman will still be in his bed i bet knowing him wont see him till the afternoon ' Stan said with a laugh knowing at the weekend Cartman stayed in his bed till noon because he had got so lazy over the last few years

' Well we could go and see Joe at the trailer park ' Kenny said with a smile using the man's name

' Joe whos that ..? Asked Stan a little confused

' Oh Space Joe the Alien guy i told you about come on he's pretty intresting " Kenny said as the 2 boys got on their bikes and headed towards the trailer park where Kenny's friend lived

' Okay he has the big black and grey trailer at the back and also what looks like tin foil on his roof crazy huh ' Said Kenny

' Tin foil why is that ..? Asked Stan a bit confused

' Well he says its to stop Aliens picking uo signals or something hes trying to block them hes a bit crazy i know 'Kenny said with a laugh as he and Stan got off their bikes and wheeled them inside the park

Stan had been to the park before with kenny and had seen the dire poverty the people lived in and also their was a lot of carry on going on

their was a young girl who looked not much older than Shelly and she was arguing with a guy who was a bit older than her and also she was very heavly pregnant and already was holding on to a small boy who looked about 2 or 3 years old also their was dogs barking trash strewn everywhere a couple of burned out cars also a couple of broken sofas and an old bed dumoed and some kids ran by who looked filthy infact Stan had forgotten at just how bad this area was and Kenny warned him never come up on his own as Kenny was well known and liked by the residents they seen kenny as one of them but hated the towns people seen them as stuck up snobs

' Okay not far now the trailer is just up the back of the park ' Kenny said as he and Stan walked up the back and soon seen a large dark brown trailer with a grey door and window frames and tin foilnall over the roof that stunned Stan

' You think thats bad you should see inside " Kenny said with a laugh as if he read Stan's mind as Stan was thinking what the hell is this place is this guy nuts but he said nothing

' Joe Joe its kenny are you in their " Yelled Kenny banging the door and at first got no awnser

' Maybe hes not in he may have gone out for a bit and we should perhaps come back later ' Stan said watching Kenny banging on the door and yelling the man's name

' Na hes in hes a bit weird about opening his door thats all he thinks everyone that comes to his trailer is an Alien coming for him sounds crazy i know but its true ' Kenny said

Soon movement was seen behind a window and it seemed Kenny was right Joe was in but he still didnt open the door right away and shouted from behind the door

' What do you want Ken leave me alone im not in the mood today ' The man yelled still not opening the door

' Look Joe i wanna talk and also i brought a freind he wants to talk too " Kenny begun but Joe cut him off

' Look ken i had a rough night and not in the mood and if your bringing your friend to see me to make fun of me then forget it just get lost ' Joe yelled

' No i havent look only you can help us we need to talk to someonw we had an encounter in the forest we seen them so did Stan their has been a crash and their were bodies but the goverment are all over it like a damn rash we seen it today ' Said Kenny as the door of the trailer opened and a man's voice hissed ..Fuck sake get in so Kenny and Stan both went inside

Well thats that chappy done more to come