On entering the trailer Stan got a bit of a shock but kenny acted if he had seen it all before and it didn't bother him but stan got a shock at what he seen
The inside walls of the trailer were coverd in tinfoil and their was newspape cuttings of UFO reports and also drawings of diffrent kind of Aliens and books on UFOs and Aliens everywhere but before Stan and Kenny could sit down Joe handed them tinfoil hats
' You must put these on it safegaurds you from them they are always listning you know ' The man said putting his own tinfoil hat on
'Er thanks Joe "Said kenny putting on the hat and looking at Stan who looked confusd
'I think this guy id a bit crazy and all this tin fol is this really necessary it seems so crazy ' Stan whisperd looking at the hat
' Just do it and yeah it is a bit crazy but to him its really importent so i do it to please him and anyway noone will see us like this ' Kenny said as Stan sighed and put the hat on feeling crazy
' Thats better they wont hear us speak now you see this tinfol blocks out any signals they send as they use them to listen in to us i know these things and i am one step ahead of them but still wont stop the little bastards from taking me they came again last night and i lost 5 hours cos of them ' Joe said sighing and scratching his head
' Wow again thats the 3rd time this week that sucks " Said kenny shocked
' Take you er what do you mean im kinda at a loss here ' Stan said looking at the man
' Taken out of my trailer ushally at night but it has happened during the day too just sitting here minding my own buisness harming noone then they come huge blinding light and before i know it im in their damn shio naked on a table and those ugly bastards prodding at me and they lie too tthey dont speak with you directly but through your mind you can hear them and they say we will not harm you but thats bullcrap they do and because of those bastards i have lost friends even my wife she left me and took our young son havent seen them in years heard she remarried again and my son thinks im a crackpot beleving in Aliens ' Joe said
' Wow im so sorry about that sir ' Said Stan
' Its okay kid but tell me about your encounter what happened to you did they take you ..? Asked Joe
'Er no infact i dont think they seen us guess it goes back to last night when i was in the back yard with my dog he was barking like crazy notjing would shut him up then i looked at the sky and seen wha i thoght was a meteir shower or shooting stars dunno what it was and then later the crash woke me up i first thought it landed near here or Kenny's bit but it went over his house ' Stan said
' Yeah it woke up karen she was sacred at first i thought it landed here in this park then i rememberd the forest and thats where it was its made a new clearing Stan and i seen it ' Kenny said as Stan nodded
' So that one crashed then ' Joe said
' Yup Roswell Style and the govement are up their in the woods now taking everything away and God knows where but their will be a huge cover up i bet ' Kenny said
' Maybe to area 51 you said their is Aliens living their right now ' Stan said as Kenny just shrugged
"More likely the government cover up everything even if a spaceship was to land on the Whitehouse lawn and Aliens did a conga into the whitehouse it be covered up they know stuff they don't want us to know also they listen into everything our phones our emails or skype they hack our wifi you name it they do it why do you think i have this tinfoil everywhere it blocks out their signals you see I'm one step ahead of them and the aliens too you know ' The man said getting himself a beer and then looking at the boys
' Hey kids you want a pepsi ..? Asked the man as he tossed 2 cans of dr pepsi over to Stan and kenny and they both thanked him
' So what happened to you this time you said you got adducted again " Said kenny opening his pepsi
" Yeah i was in my bed small hours not sure of the time but same as always a bright light that turns night into day its blinding and you cant move your paralysed and their they are those little bald bastards starring ar you with their huge black soulless eyes and tiny mean mouths then they take you and way id describe it is like rape then your returned missing time terrified scratches on your body you never had before and also they put trackers in you to keep tabs on you so they can come and take you they did did that to me you know and they will keep doingbit till i die or i will never return as they will keep people for ever ' The man said
' Bloody hell that is scary ' Kenny said as he looked at Stan
' It is years ago when i was a kid i heard a story of a kid and his friend went on a camping trip and Aliens took one of them and never returned him oh sure they sent out search parties cops everywhere they kept harassing the other kid wanting to know what happened think they even thought the other kid killed him and hid the body but they never found that poor young boy hed be in his mid 40s early 50s i think now still a mystery to this day but i know they took that kid but what was the point in telling anyone they'd all laugh and call me crazy maybe have me locked up i know a few people round here think that but screw them its a free country and i will think what i want "The man said taking a gulp of beer and burping loudly
' So dose this foil stuff really stop signals getting through the walls them i always thought that was just in movies as iv seen some movies about Aliens and that " Stan said looking around not sure what to think really as he had never seen anything like it before and if he had not seen the UFO or aliens before he would say this guy was plain crazy but make it worse kenny seemed to beleive everything he said and was very interested in it too
" Er so how long have you been into UFOs and aliens ...? asked Stan looking at a magazine that was nearby and had the image of a grey alien on the cover and There Here next to it
' All my life i guess since they started taking me as a child i want to know more about these little bastards that keep taking me and prodding and poking they wanna study me well i will study them sure i tried to grab one last time i was onboard their ship but thry bolted too fast at the time i wanted to break its little scrawny neck but it read my mind ' The man said
" Wait on board you were on a UFO for real ' Said Stan a bit shocked
" Yep many times iv been on their ship strapped to that cold table being prodded and poked and in the most interment areas too they don't care where they prod you if they wanna go their they do it just pray you kids never get abducted thats all i can say ' The man said drinking some beer as Stan and kenny just looked at each other but said nothing as they listened to the man going on about his close encounters
In fact the boys stayed a further hour with Joe listening to his stories before leaving as they were busy and had stuff to do and also they were to meet up with kyle later that day so after saying their goodbyes they left but vowed not to tell kyle or anyone right away and hopefully things would blow over and the Alien and UFO hype would go away in time
Well thats that chappy done more to come