Ichigo Kurosaki was too late to help anybody in fighting anybody.
When he arrived on the Uchiha district, Hitsugaya was pulling his sword out of an Uchiha's corpse and was looking at the blood like he had committed an horrible crime.
"What an waste of human life" he said to no one in particular.
To Ichigo's shock, he could see dozens of the "monsters" shinigamis walking around, grabbing souls from a recently dead corpses, and throwing it towards small gates that looked familiar to Kurosaki. Because they looked like the gates of Hell he saw in the past.
There was also several buildings that were clearly smashed by Komamura's bankai.
Hitsguaya noticed Ichigo in the reflection of his sword.
"It wasn't that hard, we didn't need your help".
"Huh?" said Ichigo, too distracted watching the supernatural creatures of that world.
"Your help Kurosaki, we didn't need it. Some of these guys ran away screaming just as they saw Komamura's bankai. I guess size does matter".
"Sorry for being late. Kushina didn't knew where she put my sword at first."
Hitsugaya looked Ichigo in a weird way after he said that.
"What is the problem?" asked the orange-haired boy.
"Nothing. Absolutely nothing."
While both guys kept staring each other, Momo appeared with a handkerchief in hand.
"I thought you would want to clean your sword."
Toushiro didn't look towards Momo, and began to complain.
"You know, I wished my actual lieutenant was present when I needed her. I think she is drinking somewhere, probably from some dead guy's refrigerator. I guess captains and lieutenants balance each other. Yachiru is cute, Zaraki is ugly. Mayuri is smart, Nemu is dumb. Aizen was evil, Momo is the nicest shinigami I know, and don't say nicest girl because your friend Orihime is nice to the point of being dumb. I'm hard-working..."
Hitsuguaya grabbed Momo's handkerchief and began to clear his sword.
"And my vice-captain is a slacker."
Ichigo had only one objection towards Hitsugaya's small speech.
"I don't think Nemu is that dumb."
"Anybody who is that loyal to Mayuri is dumb."
This was followed by awkward silence, until Hitsugaya began to tell what happened.
"I guess you want to know what motivated this. So, this guy called Danzo, he tell us that Fugaku Uchiha knew an information that he wasn't supposed to know about, and that he was informing us directly instead of going through the Hokage because he was afraid the Hokage would suppress the information for political reasons. So the Captain Commander tell us to bring him for interrogation. Fugaku, not the Hokage.
Me and Komamura go to his house to bring him. He's playing shogi with his 7-year-old kid, that was winning against him, what already was very weird. He says he's not going, Komamura insists one time without even touching his sword, and before we knew it there was a giant ball of fire flying towards us. And then the other Uchihas attack, Komamura destroys one entire street, other shinigamis arrive, and we don't know to where the bastard went. So, it's all for nothing. Including to this bastard that attacked me from behind for NO REASON AT ALL! This worm down here sneaked on me long after the battle was over!"
Momo was scared, and Ichigo was only a little less scared. Hitsugaya was totally out of himself.
"Have you ever heard of parallel universes Kurosaki? I'm beginning to think we may have stumbled on the parallel version of Aizen. People threw their lives for this Fugaku Uchiha like many arrancars and Tousen did. And we just got rid of our Aizen. And I never wanted to fight another one. Can you understand what kind of hell I may be living?"
More silence. Until Ichigo finally decided to talk.
"I don't think we should speculate without any proof. Did he even look like him?"
Hitsugaya remained silent for a few seconds, until he put his hand on his forehead.
"Man, the stress it's really getting to me. I guess Matsumoto drinks for both of us."
Before Ichigo could ask "so, what we do now?", a very loud sound prevented any kind of conversation to happen or continue. A sound coming from a loudspeaker.
"Grab all the bodies and bring them to my laboratory!" screamed Mayuri from a plastic chair from the top of very high building, towards his subordinates from the 12th division.
The noise could be heard all around the village, and the citizens of the Leaf could hear clearly what Mayuri was saying. Including the Hokage.
It didn't took Sarutobi even five seconds before he was jumping from building to building in Mayuri's direction.
The Third Hokage could barely believe what was happening. The shinigamis were in the village for less than 24 hours and one of them was already grabbing corpses for research, while Sarutobi was thinking in how to explain to the village council how the Uchiha got themselves almost completely killed by the new neighbors, the day after his supposed successor was killed and the Nine Tails attacked the village and was also lost.
Hiruzen really wished it was all a nightmare.
"Can you explain to me what the hell are you doing?" said the old ninja when he was within Mayuri's hearing range.
"I'm relaxing on a chair with my daughter. Do you want to relax too? Nemu, give this old man orange juice. Also, let him grab your boobs if he wants too. It's only diplomatic for you to do that."
Sarutobi spent more time than he wished staring at Nemu filling a cup with orange juice before changing his focus to Mayuri.
"Look, we can't allow to make your 'research' in the Uchiha's corpses. Their corpses..."
"Can be used to discover what kind of abilities they had in life, and they may even contain the key to replicate their powers. That's what you were going to say? I wasn't born yesterday, I make genetic research too".
"So you do understand..."
"I do understand that we Shinigamis from the Soul Society need to know how this Sharingan works so we can discover how the masked man brought us here, and find a way to go back. You should thank whatever god you pray to for this little genocide, otherwise I could take much more time making my research only from Uchihas that die naturally."
"Tell me, are you crazy?"
Mayuri growled.
"Tell me, are you an idiot? What are you gonna do, try to start a war with us because we do something you don't want us to do? In the end you're just humans. I'm not really sure if he's really an Uchiha behind this. Some kind of implant may have been involved. But, Uchiha or not, there's no way a human, using magic or not, stands a chance against the Soul Society. Believe me, they already tried. We did to them the same thing we just did against the Uchiha. This masked guy may have Hollow powers, but I doubt you have anything it can compare to us!"
Mayuri and Sarutobi stared at each other. The hostility between them was reaching dangerous levels.
Akon, otherwise, was waiting for Mayuri to stop talking because he didn't want to interrupt his captain under any condition.
"Captain Mayuri, we have a problem"
"What?"
"Remember that Orochimaru guy that said he was very interested in helping us?"
"Yes?"
"He invaded your laboratory and stole a lot of things, including remains of some Arrancars."
Both Mayuri and Sarutobi turned to Akon, and then back to each other.
"That's your problem." said Mayuri.
Sarutobi tried to think of something to say, but he had no answer. He was ready to nominate Orochimaru his successor so he didn't had to deal with with the shinigami situation.
He just put his hands on his head, trying to rub it.
While Hiruzen had a mental breakdown, Ichigo was looking around the Uchiha district.
Nobody gave him an order. He was doing it for himself. Even if it was pointless, he wanted to find anything it could useful about the masked man. He had to be an Uchiha, that was what everyone said. Some trace of his existence could be there.
But all he found was corpses and shinigamis dragging their bodies under Mayuri's orders. Ichigo saw fear on the eyes of the shinigami. Fear of the unknown. Fear of the lost that couldn't find a direction.
So they followed their boss' orders, no matter how crazy they would be, because Mayuri, the insane, was the only one with direction in a land without compass.
Was after some minutes of direction-less search that Ichigo finally began to hear a sound. Moans, to be more exact. Maybe from an dying Uchiha?
He followed the sound until he found a certain house that looked like all the others, except a little different.
And the difference was the blood. Blood covered everything inside the house. What kind of battle between shinigamis and Uchihas happened there, it was bloody. Really bloody.
Ichigo jumped inside the sleeping room through a window, and realized there was no skeleton, no piece of human meat, nothing but blood. Almost like someone had been liquefed.
Then he noticed a small quantity of smoke coming from under a bed, and lifted it to show what was there.
He felt disgusted. The body of the Uchiha had no clothes on, but there was nothing to cover. The skin had been completely burned; the body smelled like fried meat; and sparks of lightning could still be seen.
He...She...This person was electrocuted to death.
Ichigo also noticed that both of its eyes were missing. He could understand that some kind of technique could have such gruesome results, but something told him the eyes were taken before the person's death.
He reflected about who would attack a blind person, but he then wondered about how the eyes were lost. The smell of the corpse made him finally decide to let other people think about this. He doubted the eyes were important.
There were several other corpses, but they seemed to have been killed in traditional ways, if being stabbed in the gut or have your neck broken was normal.
Finally, Ichigo heard the sound of a person vomiting, and went to the bathroom.
It wasn't very shocking to find Matsumoto there.
"Are you okay there?"
"Ichigo, I'm not well now. It's better for us to talk la BLAAAAARGHHH!"
Ichigo's stomach trembled. He left quickly.
Ichigo heard the sounds of moans again. Following them, he found stairs. If someone was dying, it was on the upper floor.
But, the more Ichigo got closer, the more the moans seemed to be of pleasure. Like someone was getting a massage.
When Ichigo finally opened the door of the right room, what he found was well more obscene than a massage.
He thought of closing when he saw there were two women naked inside, but Yoruichi's smile was hypnotizing.
"Yo Ichigo, searching for something?"
Ichigo's eyes covered her from the bottom of her feet to the top of her head, like he needed to discover the obvious: Yoruichi was completely naked.
The other woman was panting, and wasn't exactly excited about Ichigo being there. Soifon didn't want anybody to discover how much she loved Yoruichi, despite the fact she badly tried to hide it behind a mask of hate.
"C'mon Ichigo, get in. Lock the door though. Jeez, I should have done that, but it's good you are here."
"Yoruichi, what are you argh ummmmmm!"
The older woman put her middle finger down Soifon's ass to make her shut up. Ichigo had difficulty in closing and locking the door why it was hard to take his eyes off it.
"Now hear me well, little girl, you don't move until I tell you to move, and you don't talk until I tell you to talk. Your body belongs to me, get it?"
"Yes, mistress aaaaaaaa!"
"Nice, so put your head down and your ass up. And don't dare to move your head in any direction unless I tell you to, ok?"
Soifon obeyed Yoruichi without saying anything else, only more moans as the other woman's finger went back and forth.
"You're so lovely when you moan like a little bitch. C'mon Ichigo, get closer. A true voyeur would like to see things at the minimum distance possible, no?"
Yoruichi didn't want Ichigo to be only an voyeur though. Her devilish mind was already planning some unusual torture for Soifon's body. That Ichigo would execute.
"That is nice toned ass, don't you think? Soifon really trains hard. What she lacks in meat she compensates by shaping the meat she haves to a perfect shape. I'm afraid that makes her a little too proud of herself though. Arrogant even. Bitches like these need to be put in their places, don't you think?" she said seductively.
The eyes of the purple-haired shinigami travelled to Ichigo's pants, and his eyes followed her eyes. His dick was erect, seduced by her words.
"And you have the perfect tool for that, right, big boy?"
Yoruichi took her finger out from inside Soifon, only to grab Ichigo's left hand and make him penetrate her with his middle finger.
"Ichigo, that is your finger right? I can feel the difference. It's more delicate than I thought it should be".
Kurosaki wasn't paying too much attention to what Soifon said, because the other girl was lubricating his dick. With her mouth and saliva.
She stopped before things get too heated, but still teased Ichigo with a few words.
"Hum, this will probably still hurt. A lot. But feeling your taste was more important."
Ichigo turned towards Soifon. He grabbed her legs and pulled her closer.
"No, please, don't do this." said Soifon, anticipating what was about to happen.
Ichigo smiled with mouth closed. His mind was intoxicated by a sinful desire. To hurt that girl's asshole. To make it bleed.
"No please no please no no no no no AAAAAHHHH!"