Pulling out my sword I poked Fei-nii in the side.
Opening one eye he glared at me, "What?"
I waved his umbrella sword in his face.
He sighed grabbing the umbrella from my hands and used it to push me away closing his eyes to go back to sleep.
"Fei-nii! You promised! Fight me!" I whined.
He groaned turning so he was facing the other way.
I smirked as an idea came to me. I jumped on him and started poking him in the face.
Annoyed, he grabbed me pulling me into a hug with my arms pinned by my side falling back asleep.
I groaned and tried to wiggle out of his death grip.
I am a worm. FEEL ME WRIGGLE!
I guess not. Well. I'll just sit here then. Until I fall asl...zzzzzzz
I woke up to someone poking me in the eye. Glaring at the offending appendage, I grabbed it and flipped the person who was on the other end.
"You want to fight or no?" I hear Fei-nii's voice ask me.
I jumped up, "REALLY! WE CAN FIGHT NOW?! YESSSS!"
He motioned for me to follow him. Running at super speed we arrive at a clearing about 1000 miles wide. Probably so we don't level another town. Oops!
Fei-nii drew his sword from its umbrella sheath and got into a fighting pose. I grabbed my favorite sword from my cheeseburger backpack. It was from Welf-san. People say he's cursed, but my sword works super amazingly so I don't believe it.
I smirked before running and attacking Fei-nii. Moving faster than most eyes could travel, we clashed swords for 2 hours before Fei-nii started getting serious. I smirked. This means I should get serious too.
Moving even faster we started actually getting some hits on each other. Deciding to fight a little dirty I kicked Fei-nii in the stomach making him land in a crater 100 miles wide.
Poking my tongue out at him I laughed, "Ha ha ha ha ha, I got the first big hit!"
Glaring Fei-nii jumped out of the crater and came running at me at full speed which is pretty fast. Faster than I can move. So I ended up in a crater too.
Frowning I got up and wiped the dirt off of my dress. "That wasn't nice Fei-nii. That hurt!"
Getting up we continued to fight for two days before coming to a stop, both breathing hard. Looking around at what used to be a flat desert wasteland was now a desert wasteland with lots of random holes and hills made from our fight.
"Fei-nii I'm tired. Let's stop. And nap. Yeah. I wanna nap."
He nodded and walked towards me pointing to where his hideout was.
I lifted my arms up so that he would pick me up and carry me there. Sighing he lifted me up and I fell asleep in his arms as he ran back to his hideout.
When I next woke up I found myself wrapped in a blanket. Looking around the room I saw Fei-nii reading his gross book again. I grabbed my backpack pulling out my fire kit and my pancakes so I could have pancakes.
Once I warmed my pancakes up I munched on them happily, glancing at Fei-nii every once in a while.
Looking over at my awesomeness with disdain he asked, "You good?"
I nod smiling. I looked at my pancakes and then back to Fei-nii doing that a couple of times. Should I offer Fei-nii pancakes? It would be nice. But I don't want anyone eating my pancakes other than me. But sharing is caring. I frown.
Looking up tentatively I offer him a pancake. Luckily he turns my offer down. I smile. Yes. I won this round!
Once finishing I put my stuff back in my backpack.
"Fei-nii, that was super fun! I haven't been that tired in ages."
He huffed in agreement.
"Can we do that again sometime? I like fighting with you. I promise it's better fighting with you than doing whatever Uvo-nii and Nobu-nii are doing!"
He smirked behind his bandana thing. "Of course. They idiots."
I giggled crawling over to him to sit next to him. "I still gotta go tell them about the meeting though. So I should go. I guess I won't see you again until September then. That sucks."
I started getting sad that I had to leave Fei-nii again.
Looking over at me he sighed, "I take you to them. Also, speak my language. Learn more."
I looked up and nodded slightly shocked. Normally Fei-nii never goes out of his way to help anyone.
Speaking in his native language now he said, "I have a present for you. I would have sent it earlier but I didn't want it to get intercepted."
Fei-nii reached into his coat and grabbed out a book. It was called The Cannibals Cookbook.
"You got this just for me, Fei-nii?" I asked.
My eyes sparkled as I flipped through the recipes. I need a victim to try these on. It's been so long. I wonder what this one would taste like. Eyeballs are usually juicy but these look dried. Hmmmmmmmm.
"We should go. They'll leave soon." Fei-nii got up stuffing his book into his coat and motioned for me to follow him.
Following him, we walked to the town closest to Fei-nii's hideout where Nobu-nii and Uvo-nii were meant to be. I told him all about my adventures on the Hunter's Exam. How Illu-nii was there. How I met Killu-nii and Gon-nii. How I tortured Killu-nii for leaving me without saying goodbye. We traded some torture techniques too. Apparently, Fei-nii found a new book written by someone name Neuronist Painkill which had some interesting new techniques. I told him that next time he gets sent on a torture mission that I need to come and help.
Once we arrived I quickly scanned the area for Uvo-nii and Nobu-nii's auras. Quickly finding them at a nearby market I wish Fei-nii goodbye.
Running towards the market I look around. There's tons of booths with shiny things, and yummy things, and weapons, and books. No wonder why Uvo-nii and Nobu-nii are here.
I picked up a club twice the size of me throwing it up in the air and catching it.
Looking up at the guy behind the booth I asked him, "How much for this? It's a pretty good weight."
He looked at me like I was crazy and told me the price. I handed him the club so I could get out the money and he completely fell to the ground with the weight of it.
"Weakling," I snorted under my breath handing him the money grabbing the club and walk away carrying it on my shoulder.
In the distance, I saw Uvo-nii and Nobu-nii so I decided to sneak up on them and wack them with my new club. Sneaking up behind them I readied my club and whipped it down on their heads causing the ground below them to sink a few feet.
They turned around their bloodlust surrounding the area. Once they saw me they immediately stopped showing their bloodlust and instead settled for glaring at me.
"Ehhhh. Why'd you do that Angel-chan?" Uvo-nii whined. "I thought I was your favorite!"
"No!" Nobu-nii interrupted. "I'm her favorite, dumbass."
I giggled ass they argued back and forth. As fun as being with Fei-nii is, he's always so serious. It's nice to be with people with more energy again.
"You guys are silly!" I said. "You know onii-san is my favorite."
Nobu-nii rolled his eyes and Uvo-nii pouted.
"So," Nobu said turning to me. "I thought you were taking the Hunter Exam or something."
I smiled and told them all about my adventures as we walked through the market.
"Oh! Also, onii-san told me to tell you important information." I said with the determination of someone on a mission.
Pointing in the air I used my Nen to spell out 'meeting, august 31, york new'
They nodded. "With who?"
"Everyone! I'm super excited too. I hardly ever get to see everyone all at once." I said jumping up and down.
Uvo-nii picked me up and put me on his shoulder's grabbing the club from my hand.
"What's with this thing anyway?" he asked. "You don't usually use clubs and this is much too big for you."
"Well, I knew I broke your extra one in our last match and I felt bad so I got you a new extra one. Even if you never use it at least you can bash someone's head in if your bored."
Uvo-nii laughed at my explanation and thanked me.
"What are your plans now Angel-chan?" Nobu-nii asked me.
"Hmmmm, well, I still have a couple more weeks to finish telling everyone when the meeting is. I already told Hiso-nii, Shal-nii, and Fei-nii. I'm gonna tell Machi-nee when she comes to Hiso-nii's match at the end of the month. I just told you two. So I still have to tell Kor-chan, Paku-nee, Mummy-nii, Shizu-nee, Franki-nii, and Phinks-nii. Plus, I wanna go see onii-san. He said he has a special present for me."
Nobu-nii made a noise of realization, "So that's why you knew we were here. I mentioned to Feitan a few weeks back that we had planned to come here."
"How is Feitan anyways? Still being as grumpy as usual?" Uvo-nii asked.
I giggled, "Fei-nii isn't grumpy! He just doesn't like it when you interrupt his books. Or when he tortures people. Or when you bother him. You're really good at doing all those things Uvo-nii. No wonder you and Fei-nii don't get along too well."
Nobu-nii snorted. "Yeah," he said mockingly. "No wonder you and Feitan don't get along well."
"What are you guys doing?" I asked. "Are you gonna go beat up some people? Can I join you? Are we gonna go steal things from the market? What are we gonna steal. Can we steal all the treats? Did I tell you that me a Fei-nii looted this place a couple of days ago for a book? I ended up taking everything else though."
"Is that where that stuff went," Nobu-nii muttered under his breath.
"We were planning on seeing if there was this katana here but turns out the guy who was selling it got looted. You probably have it in your stash," said Uvo-nii.
"Ohhhh," I pulled out Shizu-nee's vacuum. "Do you want to see if it's in here?"
Nobu-nii shook his head, "Let's find a better place to stop and take a look. Me and Uvo have a spot just out of town. Then maybe we'll go down south and see if we can find that mafia hide out there. If you're bored, go rob the mafia."
I nodded. "Sounds like fun!" Then pointing ahead, I directed Uvo-nii, "Onwards my noble steed! Hurry so we can reach the treasure hidden in Shizu-nee's vacuum!"
Nobu-nii snickered as they headed towards their hideout. I smiled to myself thinking about how much fun I was going to have attacking the mafia.
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AN: Stay around and continue reading if you want to read what my mind comes up with when I'm not totally with it. Ready, Set, Omake!
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Omake #1:
(A few hours after Gon's match against Hisoka at Heaven's Arena)
Angel is sitting on the side of Gon's bed when she gets an idea. Running over to the kitchen she pours boiling acid into a teapot. Running back to the room with a tray with teacups she smiles at Killua and Gon.
"Would you like some tea Gon-chan?" she smiles with a hint of insanity in her eyes.
Killua suddenly turns to Gon realizing what this is.
"Don't drink it. She's insane. She's gonna kill you."
Gon looks at Killua innocently taking a cup. "Why not? Angel-chan made it especially for me!"
Killua looked sympathetic. "That's what I thought the first time she made me tea. It's actually acid."
Dropping the cup the liquid falls on the ground burning a hole in the carpet.
Angel cackles maniacally as the boys look at her like she's insane.
"This will teach you not to be so reckless in your matches Gon-nii. I will make you be safe! MWAHAHAAHA!"
Gon looked to Killua asking why he got given the poison tea.
Killua sweat-dropped, "For leaving without saying goodbye."