Chapter 2: When Fans Attack…

Lois was happy, very happy, why? Because while the Straw Hats were around she didn't have to cook… Sanji did and frankly Sanji was a much better cook. The Griffins and the Straw Hats were eating the delicious breakfast Sanji made.

"This is a delicious meal Sanji…" said Lois.

"Why is my honor Lois…" said Sanji with hearts in his eyes.

Peter broke a plate that was on the table, grabbed one the pieces and yelled at Sanji, "If you hit on my wife again I will so cut you!"

Sanji slowly backed away from Peter who went back to eating, "You know this is really good food you know…" he said.

Just then the back door opened and Quagmire came in.

"How is going?" he asked then noticed Nami and Vivi, "who are these beautiful girls? Are they over 18? All right!"

"What are you doing here so early?" asked Peter.

(Cut away)

Many little Quagmires were in there in control chairs…

"2 hot chicks in the house… go there now!" said one of them

"One them got to 18! All right!" said another.

"Hey wait I know these girls I've seen them in that anime about pirates!" said a nerdy looking Quagmire.

(End Cut away)

Quagmire shrugged… "I have no idea just a feeling like I should be here… hey isn't this the cast of One Piece? What are they doing here?"

"Magical portal…" said Luffy and Peter at the same time.

"Oh I have to go now…" said Quagmire who left while shouting "Gigity, Gigity, Gigity!".

"Who was that?" asked Zoro.

"Our next door neighbor." said Lois.

Meanwhile Quagmire began to shout running down the Street.

"The real cast of One Piece at the Griffin house! The Real cast of One Piece at the Griffin House!"

People heard his shouts.

"The real cast of One Piece?" asked a girl.

"At the Griffin House!" said another.

"Sanji!" said the first Girl.

"Zoro!" said the second.

Back the Griffin House, Luffy, Vivi, Peter and Brian were watching the Colbert Report.

(Cut away)

"The bears are taking over our neighbor hood! We must stop the bear and right now… next their be taking over our schools then our homes… bears by which I mean the vicious killing machines… not the other kind of bears… if you get what I'm saying…" said Stephen.

(End Cut away)

Vivi was drinking a glass of water when it began to shake. There was a loud booming sound.

"What's going on?" she asked.

"Saaaanji! Zooooro!" came a haunting voice.

"What was that?" asked Luffy.

"Saaaanji! Zooooro!" came the haunting voice but louder.

Usopp who came into the room went to the window.

"Ahhhh! Zombies!" he shouted.

Peter went to the window then gasped he grabbed a shot gun form behind him, "No its worse… it rabid fangirls! Quick to the panic room!"

The windows began to break as fangirl began to come though the windows "Saaaanji! Zooooro!"

Everyone screamed as they ran upstairs to the attack, and everyone managed to get into the panic room.

"Okay… so a bunch of rabid fangirls of Sanji and Zoro are taking over the house…" said Peter.

"Fangirls? Let me out! Let me out!" yelled Sanji.

"I don't think that a good idea… their probably rip you apart when they fight over you…" said Peter.

"Oookay…" said Sanji.

"I have an idea… Sanji and Zoro fangirls only hate one thing and only one thing…" said Peter with a serious look on his face.

Many fangirls searched the house looking for Sanji and Zoro… or least their clothes and items so they could build shrines to them. Then there was some nose from the vents… out came Nami… fallowed by Meg.

"Why did he send me out!" yelled Meg.

Nami shrugged as the fangirls screamed for their lives.

"Oh no! Its Nami the debtor of Zoro!" said a Zoro fangirl.

"The thief of Sanji's love!" said a Sanji fan girl.

"And that ugly Griffin girl…" said a general fangirl.

"Run away!" yelled another fangirl.

All the fangirls withdrawal. And everyone excited the panic room and the attic thereafter.

"Oh the no the house is a mess…" said Lois.

"That's not the worse problem… they'll be back… they always comeback… this is worse than the time that me, Cleveland and Quagmire turned to a life of crime…" said Peter.

(Flashback)

All three were on top of a building, Cleveland wore a samurai outfit, Peter wore a gangster outfit with a hat covering his eyes while Quagmire wore a red jacket.

"There it the Ruby Boobies… All right!" said Quagmire.

It was a ship's figurehead and the breasts were made out of rubies. The three ran over to it. Quagmire grabbed the Ruby Boobies. When a bunch of guys holding guns came out.

"Stop right there Quagmire III" said the one of the men.

"What's going on… I can't see anything…" said Peter.

The men began to shoot at them.

"Now I must once again defile my blade on a useless object…" said Cleland.

Peter and Cleveland began to fight the men with guns and won however…

"I'm going to get you Quagmire!" yelled a voice.

"Oh crap its pops!" yelled Quagmire.

It was Joe who was dressed like a 1940's detective while holding handcuffs… still in his wheel chair.

"I'm gonna get you Quagmire"! yelled Joe.

Quagmire finally was able to get the ruby boobies and ran away.

"Gigity, Gigity, Gigity!" said Quagmire running away.

He found some stairs and ran up them.

"Damn it! I'm gonna get you Quagmire! One day!" yelled Joe.

"Quagmire III! Quagmire III Quagmire III" sang unseen singers.

(End of Flashback)

Later on the News…

"I'm Tom Tucker!" said Tom Tucker.

"And I'm Dianne Simmons… our main story tonight is that characters from a somewhat popular anime called One Piece, have appeared in real life right here in Quahog, Rode Island." Said Dianne Simmons

"And Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa dressed like some sort of skimpy cowgirl is on the scene of Griffin House… Tricia?" said Tom Tucker.

"That's right Tom, and I'm dressed like Ms. All Sunday it is One Piece fever as fans from all the US and Canada have come here to see their favorite Straw hats pirates, though many are disappointed that to find that the crew that came is from sometime between the Drum Island and Alabasta Arcs as my favorite character Nico Robin is not with them… we were able to speak to a few fans…"

A fangirl was shown, wit the label "Zoro Fangirl" "Oh my gawd Zoro is here! I can just die!"

Another fangirl that was labeled "Sanji Fangirl" "Sanji is teh hwatest! I hope I get to see him!"

Jasper, Brian's gay cousin was there wit the label "Jasper, Brain's gay cousin", he was also dressed like Bon Clay, "I was hopping to see Bon Clay but he's not here… he's such a hottie… I know I'm married… but it would have great to see him…"

"Mayor West also came the assess what was going on…" said Trisha Takanawa.

"I'm dressed like Batman because a lot of people are dressed up in costumes… I believe that these people have come to take over out dimension with their super powers and become our overloads, oh no I realized I'm wearing the wrong Bat suit…" said Mayor West wearing the bat suit with the nipples, "Or am I?" he began to rub the suits nipples.

"Not all people here are happy…" said Tricia Takanawa.

Neil Goldman with the label "Local Nerd" was on, "I'm not happy, of all characters that came to this world it has to be the characters of One Piece… I mean how Luffy can, an idiot beat such star fleet captains like Kirk… I know Luffy is a pirate and Kirk is the greatest officer of the Federation but still… and does Sanji and Zoro have to be in the same house as Meg Griffin?"

"While there are many fans the majority are fangirls of the characters Zoro and Sanji… I'm Trisha Takanawa reporting"

Meanwhile The Straw Hats and Griffins were boarding up the doors and windows so that the fangirls won't break into the house again expect for Peter who watched the news.

"So how long do you they're be out there?" asked Vivi helping Carue hold some boards.

"I don't know… and I don't like it…" said Usopp boarding up the living room window.

"That's because none of the hyper fangirls have the hots for you." said Zoro.

"No that not it… their really blood sucking vampires out to your blood…" said Usopp.

"If your going to lie then try to make it convincing" said Sanji.

"I have an idea!" said Peter, "Tell all the girls you're gay!"

"That won't work…" said Meg.

No one listened to her, she sighed and whispered something to Vivi's ear… the two left for a minute then they came back.

"Telling them that their gay will only make the problem worse…" said Vivi.

"How so Vivi?" asked Peter.

Meg Grumbled at this…

Vivi showed them a certain fan fiction site that will go unnamed… what she showed them made Sanji and Zoro want to vomit.

"Oh god…" said Sanji.

"They think we're a couple?" yelled Zoro.

"Yeah…" said Meg.

"That's impossible… I love Nami… and Vivi… and Lo…" said Sanji.

Before he could finish the sentence Peter broke a nearby vase, "What did I say about hitting on my wife?"

Sanji back away slowly, Peter dropped the piece and said "Hey that fanfic looks pretty interesting…"

"Looks like we're going to have to wade it out…" said Lois.

A few days later Quagmire managed to get into the back yard an to the kitchen door he knocked on it twice.

"Who is it?" asked Zoro's voice from the other side of the door.

"Quagmire… you guys called remember…" said Quagmire.

There was a lone chair in the kitchen under a light that the kitchen the feel of an integration room, in the kitchen were Sanji, Zoro and for reason Stewie.

"Take a seat…" said Stewie.

Quagmire became increasingly uncomfortable.

"Okay… we know you're the one who told…" said Zoro.

"How did you know?" asked Quagmire.

"You gave an interview!" yelled Sanji and Zoro.

"Oh yeah…" said Quagmire, "I guess your going to beat me up? Just stay from the little Quagmire… all right!"

"No we have an even worse punishment for you…" said Sanji with an evil look on his face.

"It will be much worse… oh so much worse…" said Stewie.

"Why are you helping?" asked Quagmire.

"Because I asked plus I'm the one who redecorated the kitchen… isn't it nice, it gives you created the feel that you're going to get tortured very soon." said Stewie.

A few minutes later Quagmire was dressed up like Sanji… they were going to push him into the crowd of fangirls, which they just did. Which they did though the front door…

"Sanji!" screamed a fangirl

And there were a ton of screams.

"All right, Gigity, Gigity, Gigity!" came Quagmire's voice.

"You do realize that's one of his preferred ways to die…" said Peter while watching TV on the couch.

All three shrugged and walked away.

The next day on the news…

"I'm Tom Tucker…" said Tom Tucker.

"And I'm Dianne Simmons… our stop story… after a ton of fangirls got STDs from a decoy Sanji, Mayor West declared that it is now illegal to camp in front of the Griffin House."

There was a statement from Mayor West, "Giving those who frightened and angered them STDs our new overlords are angry with us clearly and the best way to please them." stated Mayor West.

All the Straw hats and Griffins.

"Thank god all those fans are gone…" said Nami.

"Yeah I can finally go grocery shopping… we're almost out of food..." said Lois.

"I should help you with it Lois…" said Sanji with hearts in his eyes.

Peter took a nearby beer bottle and smashed, "What did I tell you about hitting on my wife?" he yelled.

Sanji slowly back away and Peter turned his attention to the TV, "He he! The monkey has a sledge hammer."

Next Time: Lois decides to send Luffy, Usopp and Vivi to school... meanwhile Chopper and Chris try to make peace wit the evil Monkey... but it's not working.

A/N: There will be a reoccurring joke with Peter, when Sanji hits on Lois in front of him he will break something in front then use the pieces to threaten him.

Also I have to give credit to winter knight for the Lupin III joke, he's a huge Lupin fan.