A/N: Okay I have a few before notes I'd like to present...while normally I don't respond to anonymous reviews I will make a rare exception to Purple mCCoy, I like your ideas of Brian hanging out with Zoro... they do have quite a few thing common, such as being best friends with an idiot... also I will use the Meg dating Usopp for a chapter idea... I won't use the other idea though...
Also I would like it if you will please stop pointing out that I have grammar problems... I know... you see the reason why I update a lot is that I can't work due to disabilities... also due to those disabilities I kind of have a hard time typing a lot... I know I should have a beta reader... however... it feel uncomfortable for me having people read my work and correct it... so please keep those comments to yourself...
On with the chapter!
Chapter 3: School
It was the middle of the day. Luffy sat in living room watching TV like a zombie. The show was just a stereotypical soap opera.
(Cut away)
It was a hospital room, young woman was at a hospital bed while a man was in a coma. He woke up.
"You woke up from you coma!" said the woman.
A dramatic music organ played.
"I did… can I ask you a question… who are you?" asked the man.
Another dramatic music queue played.
"How can you forget me? I'm having your child?" said the woman.
Yet another dramatic music queue.
"Will you please stop that?" asked the woman.
A man was playing an organ, "Well sorry…" said the organ man sarcastically.
(End cut away)
Lois walked in and sighed. She walked over to the TV and turned it off.
"My eyes!" screamed Luffy as his eyes adjusted to the TV off
"Luffy you should do something other than watch TV all day…" said Lois.
"Hey I was watching that!" yelled Luffy.
"So was I!" said Usopp who as it turned out was also watching TV with him.
Lois sighed, "I know your not from this world but you should really do something… or at least help out around the house…" said Lois.
"Yeah…" said Luffy who found the remote and turned the TV back on.
Lois sighed and she shook her head…
That night during dinner Lois needed to get something off her chest.
"I think Luffy and Usopp should go to school…" she said.
"That's nice…" said Luffy.
Luffy said nothing just realized what she said. "WHAT!"
"She has a point you little ingrate… you two do nothing in the house… I help out with the cooking, Vivi helps with some of the chores, Nami helps with financial situations, Chopper clean Chris' room… Sword Boy… Sword Boy… I think he should go to school with you…" said Sanji.
"Hey!" yelled Zoro.
"He doesn't have to… he's 19…" said Lois.
"Damn it… I could have gotten him out my hair…" mumbled Sanji.
"But I don't want to…" moaned Luffy.
"I don't really mind… it might be interesting to see what this world has to offer…" said Usopp keeping an open mind.
"Fine Luffy… you don't have to go… if you change Stewie's diaper." said Lois.
"Hey you can get started right now!" said Stewie… then he made a huge doo doo in his diaper that smelled extremely bad.
"Oh god…" yelled Peter.
"I'll go to school…" said Luffy covering his nose.
"Meg can you get that?" asked Lois.
Megan picked Stewie up and took him to his room so she can change him.
"Is it okay if I go with them?" asked Vivi.
"Of course you may…" said Lois.
Luffy began to take food off Meg's pate while she was gone. When she came back she growled.
"God damn it! Why does it always have to be me!" yelled Meg.
She stormed out of the room.
"What's her problem?" asked Luffy.
Chopper whispered to Chris "I found the bananas!"
"Yay!" cheered Chris while clapping.
"It's for the evil monkey…" said Chopper.
"oh yeah…" said Chris in a disappointed way.
The next day at James Woods High School in Meg's class, Mr. Berler, Meg's teacher was announced something.
"Okay, we have three new students from the anime One Piece…"
"Squee! Sanji!" yelled a fangirl.
"You like Sanji? Zoro's so much cooler" said another fangirl in class.
"Blasphemy!" yelled the Sanji fangirl.
Both fangirls began to fight.
"No it is neither those two… Luffy, Usopp and Vivi…" said Mr. Berler.
The two fangirl stopped fighting and ran out of the classroom to cry.
"We have to be in the same class as Usopp?" cried one of the fangirl as she left.
The three new students entered the class… and took empty seats and class began… later in between classes Meg walked with Luffy, Vivi and Usopp.
"Is it always that boring?" asked Luffy.
"Sometimes… sometime it gets exciting…" said Meg with a shrug.
(Flashback)
It was just a normal class when a car crashed though a building and a red haired woman named Eudial came out with a strange gun.
"Okay… which one of you is Katie Breeze? I need her pure heart…" she said.
"Next class over.." said Mr. Berler.
Eudial went back into the car, back out of the building. The students could clearly hear this in the background.
"This isn't the pure heart I was looking for."
"Put that pure heart back in her body! Or I'll punish you in the name of the moon!"
"Go Daemon!"
There was a sound of a huge battle then "Moon Spiral Heart attack!"
The class paid no attention to the magical girl fight next door… in fact.
"Now if you could, turn you pages to page 498…" said Mr. Berler.
(End of flashback)
They passed Neil on their way to class…
"So Meg… hanging out with such weirdoes…" said Neil who hated One Piece.
"So?" said Meg.
"You know if you continue hanging out with such anime characters then I don't think I could date you…" said Neil.
"Really? Let's go!" said Meg.
She began to drag them to their next class.
Later during lunch… they were eating cafeteria food…
"What is this stuff…" said Usopp poking it with his fork.
Then a tentacle came from the food, and grabbed the as the cafeteria food became a gain monster.
"If you won't eat me! I will eat you!" yelled them monster.
Just then… Luffy at the monster and said happily "That was good food…"
Other than that nothing eventful happened though out the day.
Later when they got home Chris ran up to his room very quickly while Usopp and Luffy went to the couch and sat in front of the TV.
"How what your first day?" asked Lois.
"Eeeeeh…" said Luffy.
"It was Okay…" said Vivi.
"If it was wasn't for the monster that tried to attack me it was a pretty good day." said Usopp.
"That's good…" said Lois.
Brain was reading the in the living room when he said to Luffy.
"You better get used to it… we have no idea how long you're stuck on our world…" said Brian.
"But I'm afraid that if I learn anything new that I might forget something I already know…" said Luffy.
"Your not the only like that…" said Brian.
(Flashback)
Peter walked up to Brian and said "Brian can you tie my shoes?" asked Peter.
"I thought you already knew how to ties your shoes…" said Brian.
"Yeah but I learned how to work a CDR and I forgot…" said Peter.
"Fine I'll show you…" said Brian.
He taught Peter how to tie his shoes however…
"Oh man now I forgot how to drive…" said Peter.
Brian stared at him.
(End of Flashback)
In Chris' room both Chris and Chopper were going their plan to finally make peace3 wit the evil monkey.
"Oh evil monkey! We have a banana for you!" said Chris.
The evil monkey came out shyly as Chopper held out the banana. Then evil Monkey snatched out of his hoof and pointed evilly at Chris and Chopper who gasped.
"So should we try again tomorrow?" asked Chopper.
"That might be a good idea…" said Chris.
A few days later during class when they were turning in their homework.
"Luffy, Usopp where are your homework?" asked Mr. Berler.
"Vivi's pet duck ate my homework…" said Luffy.
"Really?" asked Mr. Berler.
"Yes, I fed it to him!" said Luffy.
"LUFFY!" yelled Vivi, "Though it does explain why Carue is sick…"
At the Griffin house Carue ran to the bathroom to throw up… a few minutes later Zoro waited the at the door.
"Who's ever in there… I have to go right now!" he yelled banging on the door.
Back at school…
"Um… what about you Usopp?" asked Mr. Berler.
"Well I did, but then a giant worm popped out of the ground. We fought and the Great Captain Usopp was victorious… however the worm took my homework with him…" said Usopp.
"No offence but Kakashi tell better stories than you." said Mr. Berler.
(Cut away)
Team 7 was waiting for Kakashi. He appeared in a puff of smoke.
"Yo!" he said.
"You're late!" yelled Sakura and Naruto.
"Well you see there was a poor helpless kitten in a tree and I had to get it down. So I had to find this latter. It took me over half an hour find one…" said Kakashi.
"Liar!" yelled Sakura and Naruto.
"Why don't you just tell the truth for once?" asked Sasuke.
"The truth is… I was with a hooker…" said Kakashi.
(End cut away)
Later, Usopp and Luffy got home, late.
"what happened to you two?" asked Lois.
"Detention… for not doing out homework" said Usopp.
"It was fun… I met a lot of new friends…" said Luffy.
(Flashback)
Luffy was sitting next to a Goth kid while in detention.
"Hi, I'm Luffy!" said Luffy.
The Goth kid said nothing.
"You want to be my friend?" asked Luffy.
The Goth kid said nothing so Luffy repeated over and over again. The Goth punch him and nothing happened as Luffy is made of rubber.
"You want to be my friend?": asked Luffy.
The Goth kid screamed and jumped out the window.
(End of flashback)
Meanwhile in Chris room Chopper once again held out the banana. To try and make peace wit the evil monkey. The same thing happened again.
"That's it!" yelled Chopper.
He went into heavy point, grabbed the Evil monkey.
"We're going to spank him!" yelled Chopper.
"Yay!" cheered Chris.
Outside Meg and Vivi were walking down the hall when they heard a noise from Chris' room. Vivi opened the door while asking "Is everything all right?"
The opened to find both Chopper and Chris about to spank evil monkey when all of them froze.
"It's not what is looks like…" said Chopper.
Vivi and Meg closed the door.
During dinner.
"So how was school?" asked Peter.
"Fine…" said Vivi.
"Okay…" said Meg.
"So-so." said Chris.
"Bad…" said Luffy.
"Me and Luffy detention…" said Usopp.
"So feeding Carue your uncompleted homework didn't work?" asked Peter.
"Was that you idea?" asked Vivi.
"Yeah it was… it was so good too…" said Peter.
"Luffy… Peter…" said Vivi angrily.
"Uh-oh… she's mad…" said Peter.
Both up and ran to the door way, Vivi chased them though the house.
"At least he's doing something…" said Lois with a shrug.
"You do realize it's worse than before… right?" asked Nami, "Carue's sick from eating the homework…"
"You have a point… but we won't have to spend so much on food…" said Lois.
"Oh… so the real reason was to get Luffy out of the house so he wouldn't eat all the food…" said Nami.
"Pretty much…" said Lois.
Next Time: Luffy gets his by several cars... but survives due to his powers... however Death shows up claiming Luffy should be dead... what will happen?