A/N: To those who guessed that Luffy and the others would play a game your wrong... too predictable... I think mine will be better...
Chapter 4: Luffy at Death's Door
Luffy walked down the street, he was happy… so happy he could sing… which he did.
"Happy… happy… happy day!" sang Luffy.
A nearby man covered his ears while screaming at Luffy's horrible singing.
"I'm so happy, its such a happy day! Happy! Happy!" sang Luffy.
A baby began to cry because of his singing.
"Oh happy!" sang Luffy.
He didn't noticed that he was in a crosswalk during a red light… a car hit him… he ricocheted towards another car which hit him and another… and another… it was a like a game of pinball… finally he stopped… he was dirty from grease and dirt and the last car he hit a young woman stepped out.
"I'm so sorry…" said the woman, "If your hurt… let me take you home…"
"No I'm fine…" said Luffy getting up.
"You have to be hurt… please come with me!" said the woman.
"No I said I'm fine…" said Luffy.
"Then will you please go out on a date with me?" asked the woman who was a Luffy fangirl apparently.
"No… I'm fine…" said Luffy going back to the Griffin's house.
He got home to find Usopp, Chopper and Carue watching Pokemon.
(Cut away)
Brock was getting arrested by Officer Jenny. While Ash, Pikachu, May and Max watched.
"I'm sorry but you have to come with me…" said Officer Jenny.
"Is it a date?" asked Brock.
Officer jenny whacked him with her nightstick and said "No on the suspicion of being a pedophile…" said Officer Jenny.
"What?" said Brock.
"You're a grown man… you travel with two young boys…" said Officer Jenny.
"I cook and clean for them… with out me they'll starve!" said Brock.
"Can someone please explain what's going on?" asked Ash.
"Brock never touched us!" pleaded Max.
"Brock's into girls, not little boys." said May.
"Some please tell what's going on?" said Ash.
Max whispered it into his ear, Ash's eyes were wide at he let out a small "Oh…"
Pikachu sighed at its trainer's stupidity…
(End cut away)
"Luffy what happened to you?" Usopp
"Got hit by a few cars…" said Luffy.
"You smell like gasoline… maybe you should wash up…" said Chopper covering his nose.
"Your probably right…" said Luffy sniffing himself.
He went up stairs to take a quick shower. A few minutes later the doorbell rang.
"I'll get it…" said Usopp thinking it was a fangirls, as he the only male ember who didn't get fangirls… counting Chopper… he had quite a few fangirls as well.
He opened the door… and there was… Death!
He screamed, slammed the door and hid behind the couch.
"Who's there?" asked Chopper.
"Death…" said Usopp.
The doorbell rang and Chopper got it…
"It's death… its not a lie this time!" said Usopp.
"I'm sure it not death…" said Chopper opening the door.
He screamed and once again slammed it in Death's face.
"What that thing that just opened the door…" said Death to himself.
Both Chopper and Usopp hid behind the couch, Zoro walked into the room.
"What are you two doing?" he asked.
"Death's at the door…" said Usopp.
"It's true I saw him…" said Chopper.
"Riiiight." said Zoro.
The doorbell rang again Zoro shrugged he opened it.
"Are you doing to scream?" asked Death.
"Wow, Usopp told the truth…" thought Zoro, "No… I've been near death so many times its not even funny..."
"Oh wow tough guy!" said Death sarcastically.
"What was that?" said Zoro.
"Oh I see you want a piece of me?" said Death.
"Bring it…" said Zoro preparing one of his swords
Stewie walked into the room, "What the noise about you and the love cook haven't gotten to one of your" said Stewie who noticed Death.… "OH MY GOD! IT'S YOU!"
"Hey Stewie…" said Death.
"You know Death, Stewie?" asked Chopper who was still hiding behind the couch.
"It's a long story…" said Stewie.
"Say Zoro… hey Death, how's it been?" said Peter.
"Fine, fine… who are these people?" asked Death.
"Just some guests form another dimension…" said Peter, "So… were you were in neighborhood and wanted to stop by."
"No, no… some died here… some one named Luffy? What kind of name is that?" said Death pronouncing Luffy how it's spelled (You know, rhymes with fluffy)
"Luffy died!" yelled everyone in the living room.
"Did somebody call my name!" said Luffy who just out of the shower… by which I mean he just got out the shower he was naked however there was a conveniently placed piece of future where he was standing.
"Put some clothes on!" yelled Zoro.
"Okay…" said Luffy.
"Are you Luffy?" asked Death getting the name right after hearing people shout it.
"Yes… why?" asked Luffy.
"First off I agree… put some cloths on… second off your coming with me!" said Death.
"Okay who are you?" asked Luffy.
"I'm Death…" said Death.
"Oh okay… wait a second! I'M NOT DEAD YET!" yelled Luffy.
"According to this charts you were hit by several cars…" said Death.
"But he's made of rubber!" said Chopper as Luffy demonstrated his power.
"How did that happen?" asked Death.
"Yo-ho-ho, he took a bite of gum gum!" said Peter.
Everyone stared at him.
"Can't we at least talk about this?" asked Luffy.
Maybe if you put clothes on… what's that smell?" asked Death.
"Sanji's cooking!" said Luffy cheerfully.
"Does that mean your going to stay for dinner again?" asked Stewie happily.
And so there was a very uncomfortable dinner.
"Luffy why are you naked?" asked Vivi.
"I don't know…" replied Luffy.
That and because Death was there… Sanji kicked Luffy out of the dinning room literally.
"You should have got dressed for Nami, Vivi and Lo…" said Sanji.
Peter broke the glass and yelled at Sanji "What did I say about hitting on my wife?"
Sanji took his seat after backing away from Peter.
"So I was wondering what's with all the weird house guests?" asked Death.
"Well we're from another dimension and we're kind of stuck here…" answered Nami.
"We would really like if you didn't take our captain…" said Zoro.
"Oh look Mr. Tough Guy wants to fight… what's your name?" asked Death.
"Zoro." replied Zoro.
"Fine then Zoro… if you say you you've been near death so many times I'll ask Death from your world… um… what's your world like?" asked Death.
"It has pirates, fruits called devil fruits…" said Chopper.
"I asked sword Boy… at least know which world you're from…" said Death.
He pulled out a cell phone and called Death from their world.
"Hey it me from Earth, there's some people from your world, and I was wondering if you know this guy named Zoro?" asked Death, he turned to Zoro asked "Is you surname Roronoa?"
Zoro gave a nod and Death replied "Yes… hello what's going on? Um… hello… oh I have to put this on speaker…"
Death put it on speaker… the other Death kept repeating "No… Zoro… your supposed be died… why haven't you died? You should be dead… why aren't you dead?"
"Wow Sword Boy… your will to live really messed up death…" said Sanji.
Death hung up his phone and sighed, "I never knew such a person existed… I try to kill you then that might happen to me…" said Death.
"Especially since they're from a TV show you would get reminded about it every time you se it…" said Peter.
Luffy finally entered the room fully clothed, "I'm back!" said Luffy.
"Well it time to go…" said Death.
"Before you take Luffy… can all of us have a moment alone to say goodbye?" asked Peter.
"Okay… just make it quick…" said Death who left the dinning room.
"Okay I have an idea…" said Peter.
A few minutes later Death was watching TV when Peter came in.
"I have something to show you in the back yard…" said Peter.
It was Nami… she was in a bikini and jumping on a trampoline… Death began to watch happily… Sanji also watched... Quagmire joined the fun by shouting "Gigity!" at each jump.
While Death was distracted, they were getting ready to leave in the car… however they needed to think of seating arrangements…
"I don't think can fit in this…" said Brain.
"Your right… how can we fit…" said Peter.
In the back yard Nami got tired so it was Vivi's turn to jump on the trampoline,
"Okay… it could be Luffy at the driver's seat…": said Peter.
"For the last time… it has to be someone who can drive in the driver's seat…" said Brian.
"Oh yeah…" said Peter.
In the back yard Nami was getting tired so she switched with Lois.
"All right…" said Quagmire.
"Okay so Stewie's the one in the driver's seat?" said Peter.
Brain shook his head at his stupidity.
In the backyard, Lois was tired so she switched with Meg… Death, Sanji and Quagmire scearemd in horror… then Death realized something…
"This is a distraction!" he yelled.
"Everyone into the car and quick!" yelled Lois.
Everyone cramped into the car not caring about safety or anything… they began to drive away until they stopped and kicked Quagmire who joined them for some reason.
"Oh come on!" yelled Quagmire
Inside the car it was cramped… very cramped… except for the front seat where Peter while driving and Lois with Stewie's car seat in between them.
"I have a foot in face…" whined Usopp.
"Can someone please move their paw…" said Nami.
"I'm trying…" said Brain.
"Quack!" yelled Carue (Translation: Someone please their butt out of my face!)
After a few minutes, everyone managed to squeeze into somewhat comfortable positions.
"Where are going?" asked Meg.
"Shut up its all your fault… you just had to jump on that trampoline…" said Peter, "Oh man this is worse than the time I was kidnapped and was chained up a bathroom…"
(Flashback)
Peter woke, in a dark room, the lights came on and he was in an old bathroom that looked it hadn't been cleaned in years. He got up but was chained to a toilet. He saw a TV with a VCR and the VCR had a thing that said "Play me"
On TV there was a weird clown puppet thing.
"Is it fun you like games?" said the thing on the tape.
"I love games!" said Peter happily.
"Now you must play a game for you life… the key to your chain is stuck in that piranha tank over there…."
Peter turned around and noticed a piranha tank, there was indeed a key in there
"You have to reach in there to get it out…"
Peter gasped then noticed a piece of cement and threw at the tank, it broke and all the piranhas were on the ground gasping for air. Peter walked over the key, which was still in the tank and unchained himself.
"That was an easy game…" said Peter while walking away.
(End Flashback)
The Car stopped…
"Great the battery's dead…" said Peter.
Everyone stared at him expect for Luff who Luffy cringed.
"Oh I shouldn't mention death right?" asked Peter.
Everyone nodded their heads.
The managed to the out… to find a seemly haunted house.
"We'll hide in that seemly haunted house, Death would be too scared to go in there!" said Peter.
"so by your logic Death would too scared to go into a haunted house, even though he deals with the dead all the time?" asked Brian.
"Yeah, isn't that a great idea…" said Peter.
"It does seem like a good idea…" said Luffy.
Everyone stared at the two while looking at each other.
"Well we should go inside?" said Peter.
Everyone shrugged and fallowed but Usopp.
"I think I'm going to keep watch…" said Usopp with his legs shaking.
"So you're scared?" said Zoro.
"Of course not the great Captain Usopp is never scared." said Usopp.
"Then why are your legs shaking?" asked Chris.
"My feet are cold…" lied Usopp.
"So you want to keep watch and stall Death for as long as you can?" asked Sanji.
"he's right… it would your job to stall him…" said Nami.
"You know… I think I'd rather go into the haunted house…" said Usopp.
Both the Griffins and Straw Hats entered the house. There was a noise, which made Chopper jump into Sanji's arms. Sanji dropped Chopper on his butt.
The door knocked and Peter went to open it... and it was Death!
"Oh hey death? What re you doing here?" asked Peter.
"Um… I've come to claim Luffy…" said Death.
"Oh yeah…" said Peter, "Everyone run! But first hey Puffy Ami Yumi!"
The band Puffy Ami Yumi were already there for no apparent reason.
"Yeah?" asked Yumi.
"Can you play us some chase music…" said Peter.
"Okay!" said Ami.
Puffy Ami Yumi began to play K2G as the Straw Hats and Griffins ran away.
"Oh great I knew the moment they went into this house one of those Hanna Barbara chaises though a hall would happen…" said Death.
Death sighed then fallowed the group into a hallway with 14 doors. Each person or animal in Brain, Chopper and Carue's caser entered one.
"Damn it! I knew it." shouted Death.
So he fallowed the door that Luffy went into… however Luffy came out from a door across the way very sneakily.
Death out from different and scared Luffy, who ran away to another door.
For some reason Chopper and Usopp came out of one the other doors riding a tandem bike then went though another door.
Lois came out another door fallowed by a skipping Sanji and both went though another door… then Sanji ran out of a different door than the one he just entered and he being chased by Peter who was holding a piece of broken glass. Both ran into another door.
Death came out on of the doors… Carue came from a different one… Luffy was hiding on the side that was not facing death… Death then noticed Luffy figured from behind Carue and pointed at him. Luffy and Carue ran into another door fallowed by Death.
Brain and Zoro came from another door… drunk, giving each other support so neither would fall and singing a bad rendition of K2G… Brain held a Martini and Zoro held a bottle of Sake, both went into yet another door.
The Scooby gang came out of one doors and went thought another.
Luffy wearing Nami's clothes (but still wore his hat) went into the hallway… Nami also entered the hall wearing Luffy's clothes… she had her hands on her hips and tapping her foot, Luffy just a sheepish grin. Then death came in and pointed at both of them, then acted confused. Both ran into two different two and Death fallowed Luffy.
Stewie and Chris came though while on a rowboat, Stewie was at the bow while for no apparent reason, wearing a skipper's hat while Chris rode and the boat went into another door.
Vivi came out a door… fallowed Sanji. Vivi went into a door and closed it behind her. Sanji opened it but it wasn't Vivi in there… it was Meg. He screamed and ran away into another door. Meg walked across the hallway and slammed the door angrily.
Luffy existed another door Death fallowed him form that door and Luffy entered the door but a rope trap pulled Death's leg and hung him upside down. Everyone came from a different door and laughed at him while pointing at him.
"Oh yeah real funny…" said Death secretly.
Not too long later they had death tied up.
"I knew that Hanna Barbara style chase scene would work…" said Peter.
"Hey I just realized something…" said Luffy.
"What?" asked Zoro.
"This isn't Death, it's…" said Luffy he pulled down Death's hood and screamed at the sight of what Death's face looked like… then put Death hood back up and said "Yeah it is… Death…"
"Fine I won't go after your friend... I just hope I won't lose my job, I've been screwing up a lot lately." said Death.
"I have suggestion if you do…" sad Peter.
"What?" asked Death.
"Why don't you become a friend to two kids…" said Peter.
(Cut away)
Death was with two kids in the street, one was blonde girl named Mandy and other was very stupid boy named Billy.
"Okay Death I need you to mow my lawn today…" said Mandy.
"Um… I don't think I can do it today… Tomorrow maybe" said Death.
"I said your going to do it today…" said Mandy grabbed Death by the hood wit an evil look in her eyes.
"Okay… okay I'll do it!" yelled Death.
"I like chocolate!" yelled Billy.
(End of cut away)
"No, no…" said Death.
"Hey does it say Monkey, Luffy D?" asked Peter.
"Yeah why?" asked Death.
"Because I have an interesting idea…" said Death.
Later at the Griffin house Death was leaving while holding a dead baboon by the tail
"Are you sure this will work?" asked Death.
"If worked with Quagmire's wife it should work with this…" said Peter.
"Good point…" said Death, "sorry about going after Luffy…"
"That's no problem you were just doing your job…" said Luffy.
"Oh, okay… bye… and I hope you guys find a way back your dimension." said Death
Everyone waved bye and closed the door as Death left...
"That sure was fun!" said Luffy.
Everyone stared at him.
"Your right it was pretty fun…" said Peter.
Next Time: After Neil hits on Meg yet again, Meg claim she's dating Usopp... can the two pretend to be in love? Meanwhile Luffy is trying to find out what Lois and Peter do in their room that's so noisy... but no one will tell him...