Ichigo Kurosaki was kind of bored.
It was Christmas Day, and he was watching two beautiful females fuck each other with a double-ended dildo.
One of them was Yoruichi, and other was Orihime.
Ichigo was really sure this was going to be her 15th orgasm. Orihime, that was.
"Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna..."
She clenched her teeth and let out a deaf sound coming out of her throat. Her eyes looked so dilated and the veins were popping out of it so much that she looked like an addict in the middle of a "high".
She wet her side of the dildo. She was heavily sweating and panting, and fell out of exhaustion.
Yoruichi took the dildo from inside both and licked Orihime's side, covered in her cum.
She turned to Ichigo, that was sleeping, and was surprised by that.
"Ichigo!? What the hell, I was doing that just for you!"
Ichigo, half-asleep, answered.
"Huh? I thought you were lesbian and liked to do that to yourself already."
"Urgh, how late you went to bed?"
"It was Christmas, everybody was partying until midnight, we eat and drank until we couldn't!"
"Did you fuck with someone?"
"Of course I did, Kurumu milked me dry, she was euphoric as a four-year-old child who drowned in a pool of chocolate!"
Yoruichi let out a naughty smile.
"What is with that smile?"
"Oh, it's just that I love the fact you grew up."
"I didn't grow up. I can't grow up."
"Age is determined by more things than physical appearance. Sometimes is force of will. Other times, sexual vigour."
"Well, guess that I'm becoming like an old man, because I can't get it up".
Yoruichi lowered his pants and boxers.
"Well well, you just need a massage. I guess I can give as many Christmas presents as I want, right?"
Yoruichi began to give Ichigo's testicles and penis a massage, making him moan as his penis grew in extent, until someone hit the door.
"Merry Christmas!" said a very masculine voice. "Now open the damn door!"
The black woman became very angry. "But who the hell is on the street this early in Christmas Day?"
"The Hound of Hell, milady, and I came here to search for one dirty strawberry dog!" screamed Ragna the Bloodedge.
Yoruichi let out a sigh of frustration, but went to the door to open it.
"You're naked" said Ragna, turning his face away.
"And this is my house, so you can't tell me what to wear".
"Hey Ichigo, this is something about Tobi. Now tell tell your 81st girlfriend to wear something, anything!"
It took sometime but Yoruichi covered herself with a dress. A mini-dress that was two millimetres away from exposing her pussy and with no bra underneath, but at least Ragna could keep a rational dialogue with Ichigo on the same room.
"So, me and Mikoto localized an ancient Uchiha palace at Northwest of the village in a old map. The Uchihas have several of these around the country, apparently one built for each season of the year. This one is for Winter, and apparently it contained some kind of special internal structure."
"What? A skeleton of some big animal?"
"More like an ark. A ship, I would say. Some Uchiha myths say they're descended from heavenly creatures, who by that I think it means thair ancestors were from other dimensions. That's why some of their most powerful techniques are named after japanese gods. This ark, if it really exists, may be the key behind Tobi's ability to fuse another dimensions with this one".
"Do you think we could undo the fusion with this ark?"
"Look dude, this is too risky. We must minimize the damage this universal collisions are causing. Have you ever heard the best move in a death game is not to play?"
"What if the game master punishes you for not playing?"
"Are you being punished by having Kurumu milk you dry?"
Yoruichi laughed at what Ragna said, while Ichigo gritted his teeth out of anger.
"Well, Tobi isn't doing that for me, that's for sure. He is gonna punish us".
"Well, do you wanna go to the palace or not?"
"Ok, ok, I will go" said Ichigo, finally accepting the mission.
Your captain ordered that Kenpachi guy to go with us. He's really that strong?"
"You have no idea. I felt like dying when I fought him for the first time".
Ichigo and Ragna leaved the house together.
Kenpachi was at the village's gate, with a bored look at his face.
On his back was his lieutenant, Yachiru.
"The kid is going with us?" asked Ragna, uncertain of what the little kid's role was.
"Hey, I'm very strong, it's just that Ken-chan doesn't want anybody interfere in his fights" answered back the little pink-haired girl.
"I hope this masked guy is really strong, and you're not just incompetent." said Zaraki towards Ichigo.
"Well, your brute force will hardly be enough" said Ichigo.
Zaraki looked at his sword and didn't say anything else.
They took six days until finally arrive at the exact location.
There were ruins and broken walls, but nothing much else.
"So, how is that gonna help us in localizing Tobi? The ark is here somewhere?"
Ragna took the Bloodedge off his back.
"No, he will simply appear in front of us. This is the day, of all days, where he can use it".
"What you mean...Wait, is it because the new year begin tomorrow? And what you mean by use? He never used any ark before".
While the two discussed, Zaraki and Yoruichi just scanned the place, like dogs searching for prey.
"Someone else is using. Don't you get it, why Tobi even has knowledge of all of this?This knowledge was lost for centuries and suddenly he gains it? How he got that information? It's obvious when you know of all these things, he is receiving information from a..."
"Too late, Ragna the Bloodedge. Too late" said a middle-aged man voice.
The four heroes (if one would call Kenpachi an hero) turned their eyes to a pillar above them. There was Tobi.
"Nice investigation, but too late. You see I've already got everything I've ever wanted. Now it's just a question of time. For you people. But I've already won".
"Your mask is funny" said the little girl, but nobody else paid attention.
"What, did you go to the future and you saw the future where you won or something like that?" asked Ichigo.
"No, better, I just delivered all ingredients to him from the future. Now they will be completed way faster than the old timeline. And I know exactly how to get rid of the biggest obstacles" said a feminine voice.
Ichigo turned around to have a look at the source of that voice and almost screamed out of surprise. She was the girl of Sasuke's dreams!
Blue-haired, busty, wearing a dark blue ninja hood and no pants! He couldn't see the look of her eyes from he ground, but it had to be her.
"Surprised Ichigo? Oh well, I have a counter-measure for what you will do with my little lovely Sasuke. He's going to be hugging my thigh before your put your stinky hands on him again".
"Are you sure it's worth the cost? Sasuke isn't my most talented son". said Tobi.
"Hey bastards, why you don't get down here and fight!? I'm sick of you two talking shit!" screamed Zaraki.
"Urgh, their personalities are even similar." said Tobi, putting his fingers on his mask.
"Ah, our savage is more intellectual, and have a better hairstyle". answered the blue-haired girl.
"Who they are talking about?" asked Ichigo, turning to Ragna.
"How I would know?" said the red rebel.
A wind wave passed through them at that very moment, and landed right on front of Zaraki Kenpachi.
He was exactly one centimeter higher than Zaraki.
What appeared before Zaraki was a large black man with blue hair, and a small goatee. His build and his hair made him immediately recognizable to Ragna, and immediately made him want to run really, really far away from there.
"Ah motherfuckers, what have you done!?"
"That which thou canst not undo". said the woman, with a fake shakespearean accent.
"What? Who is him?" asked Ichigo.
"The angel of death" said Ragna.
His name was Azrael.
The size of his opponent didn't intimidate Kenpachi. He swung his sword at him like he was nothing. Many people other people feared fell easily to his sword.
But Azrael was different; his hand easily stopped Zaraki's zanpaktou like someone normal grabs a piece of paper.
"Oh c'mon, I know you're better than this; why you don't make a better effort, or I should give to you reason for that?" said the blue-haired brute.
"Azrael darling, could you give me, Mr. Dog and Strawberry Boy some space to play anyway; you can kill Kenpachi at a point far away from here, can't you."
"Of course sweetie".
"You are in love with him?" asked a Ragna who couldn't believe, pointing his finger at the blue-haired girl.
"We share similar tastes, if you know what I mean" said the ninja, making a gesture pretending to bite her finger.
A heavy sound of gunshot went through Ichigo's ears. Looking around, he saw Kenpachi was gone, but traces of him were still on the ground.
Unbelievable as it looked, Azrael had just punched him upwards, sent him flying.
Azrael bent down and then launched herself in the direction he sent Kenpachi.
"I have no idea what you mean but, anyway, that doesn't look good" replicated the red rebel.
"Urgh, let's just sent Ichigo away, shall we?" said Tobi.
"Aye aye captain" agreed the blue-haired girl, that began to do hand signs.
Blue lines appeared on the ground. Ichigo didn't like the words they exchanged, and something told him to get out of the area where these blue lines appeared.
Tobi jumped on the ground and ran towards Ragna's direction. The swordsman knew there was hardly any chance of beating him unless Tobi had to attack him directly, and waited.
A growing whirlpool of space enveloped Ragna and, when Tobi grabbed him, he slashed through his body. Blood could be seen being spilled from the masked man's body. Despite this, both still disappeared on the air.
Now Ichigo was alone with the blue-haired girl. He knew that wasn't going to end in a good way.
"So, you're gonna fight me, right?"
"You know, that would be really dumb. I just need to make things happen like they would if you never was here, on this world. So, see you in three years Ichigo Kurosaki. I hope that, when you return, Kurumu will be milking another guy".
"What the?"
A omnipresent white light covered Ichigo's vision. He tried to turn around and jump away from that area, but soon he stopped feeling the cold air of December.
It was almost instantaneous. One minute he was talking with Ragna, and other he was tasting grass. That situation seemed familiar.
When he managed to be aware of his surroundings, Ichigo realized the ruins were still there, but now there was a giant crater in front of him.
He had no idea of what exactly happened, but he wondered if it was the result of Azrael and Kenpachi's fight.
Was then he realized there was a statue on the center of that place. A Zaraki's statue.
Ichigo also realized there were people from the other side of the crater, apparently praying.
Was then that he also realized there was a statue behind him. Turning around, Ichigo saw a giant monument dedicated to him.
Ichigo didn't even needed to read the plaque to know what happened.
Zaraki was pretty possibly dead, and people thought he was too.