A/N: Sorry for the long wait! First off I'd like to say this is a pretty short chapter, also due to the nature of this chapter, there won't be cut away gags... also yay! 1,000 hits!

So enjoy the long awaited 6th chapter...

Chapter 6: Giant Chicken Fight!

Peter and Luffy were walking down the street... just talking.

"So you put the lime in the coconut and shake it all about…" said Peter.

"So that's how it goes…" said Luffy.

Then ho should cross their paths but a giant chicken… not any giant chicken…

"YOU!" said Luffy and Peter at the same time.

They looked at each other with surprise.

"You know him?" asked Luffy.

"Yeah he's my enemies… you know him too?" asked Peter.

"Yeah, he one of my enemies… that I can remember…" said Luffy.

"Let's get him together!" said Peter.

"Yeah!" said Luffy.

The Giant Chicken remembered Luffy and Peter… them teaming up was a bad thing… the tired to run away… but Luffy managed to cut it off… it had no choice… it had to fight them both… Luffy used Gum Gum Pistol on the Giant Chicken. The Chicken flew towards Peter however… he however managed to catch and put the chicken's wing behind it back while Luffy began to punch him repeat.

The Chicken managed to grab arm and throw him over its shoulder… then began to elbow Peter in the gut several times. The Giant Chicken began to turn to the bus station where he jumped on top of a bus, which was moving.

How ever Luffy used Gum Gum Rocket to rocket himself and Peter to the bus. The Three began to fight again after what seemed like hours the bus stopped… in Florida! They got to Cape Canaveral while fighting near the Space Shuttle. Luffy managed to knock the giant chicken into the elevator of the launch tower that began to up. The Chicken go to the just as the astronaut wer entering the shuttle. Then Luffy and Peter appeared on both sides of the chicken.

The three began to fight once again while knocking over the Astronauts. They somehow managed to get into the shuttle.

In mission control the countdown started "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and lift off"

The shuttle launched, inside the three fighter were forced back by the G Forces.

"Um… Houston we have a problem…" said someone at Mission Control.

Everyone noticed the three fighters in the shuttle.

"Damn it!" yelled one of the people at mission control.

Once the shuttle got in the zero gravity, range the fight began again. It was interesting fight too. The dodging was easy in fact Luffy and Peter kept punching each other on accident…

"Ow!" yelled Peter.

"It's not my fault…" said Luffy.

"I know…" said Peter.

Peter tried

After fighting on in the space shuttle they crashed landed on a planet… it was a lava planet. Luffy saw a box that said "Please break incase landing on Lava Planet" inside were three tubes, one was longer then the others… the chicken grabbed the longest while Luffy and Peter grabbed the smaller two.

"Okay so you have to the button right here…" said Peter pressing the button on the side… it was a green light saber… Luffy did he had blue and the Giant Chicken had a red double bladed light saber… they took outside the space shuttle and continued their fight.

Yes it was indeed a mix of the light saber battles in Episode 1 and Episode 3… even thought person who is writing this fanfic have yet to see episode 3… anyways they managed to ride on things floating on the lava dueling with light sabers… how they were able to fight was beyond anyone's guess.

Then Luffy managed to the Giant Chicken's light saber in half. Right in the giant chicken was about to fight with two light sabers it bother peter and Luffy and threw away their light sabers and push the giant Chicken in the lava.

"You were supposed to give us good coupons… the chicken was meant to be delicious… but you went to the dark side and gave us bad coupons…" yelled Peter.

"Lets go back… hopefully when we get back dinner will be ready…" said Luffy.

"Oh yeah…" said Peter.

While they we floating back to the space shuttle a burned wing came though the lava… trying to come out… the giant chicken was alive…

Luffy and Peter managed to get back to earth… Luffy and Peter managed to get off for stealing the space shuttle and the damages they caused by having Luffy sign autographs… lots and lots of autographs.

Luffy and Peter managed to get back to the Griffin house… both looked pretty beaten up, they entered the living room Chopper who was watching TV saw them.

"Someone call a doctor!" he cried.

"You are a doctor…" said Meg also in the room.

"Don't tell you got into a fight with a giant chicken again…" said Lois.

"Peter got into a fight with a Giant Chicken too…" said Nami with her eye twitching.

"Don't tell me that Luffy also fought a chicken… was it also over a coupon…" said Nami.

"That's right…" said Lois.

"Those two are idiots…" said Nami.

"I know…" said Lois shaking her head.

Next Time: The Straw Hats... are kidnapped... by a very evil organization... 4kids! However they are returned... edited! The horrors! The voices! The puns! The candy! Zolo! All this and more next time!