Ichigo Kurosaki wasn't surprised to feel the lips of a woman rubbing against his dick when he was waking.
That was very common.
In fact, he was a bit not interested into this kind of thing right now and pushed her back because, thought not all of it was clear, he was very sure there were matters well more important than sex right now.
"You don't need to be so rude". said the woman, passing her hands over her lips, licking her own saliva, trying to taste the more she could Ichigo's penis, even if indirectly
"And I...I...Where's the hell is that little blonde girl that was talking to me before? Wait, isn't this the Hokage office?" asked Ichigo, noticing the office table.
"I am the Hokage". said Tsunade, of the Senju clan.
Ichigo turned his eyes to her while pulling his pants up. In front of him there was a woman who seemed to be in her 30s, with one of the biggest pair of breasts he have seen.
"You know, the rumours are true, you are irresistible." said Tsunade. "There's something in you, in that smell of yours, I don't know how to explain".
"Ahn, that don't matters. Why am I here? And...what happened to Mikoto?"
"A invasion happened. Orochimaru returned, stronger than ever. He somehow learned how to fuse humans and hollows. His army of monsters were almost unstoppable. But Orochimaru now is dead, and so is Mikoto. She gave her life to the village" said Tsunade in a more sadder tone.
"Asuka told me, Asuka told me Sasuke dissappeared. He was...What happened to him after Mikoto's death?"
"I don't know exactly. I did visit him after she was dead. He was cold, distant, asked all the questions laconically. He was living in auto-pilot."
Ichigo closed his eyes and begin to think about the boy.
Goddammit, he was a fragile prey...
"Madoka Uzumaki, what about him?"
Tsunade remained silent.
Ichigo asked again, thinking she hadn't heard his question.
"Madoka Uzumaki, how he is?"
"Ichigo, he was killed in the Chuunin Exam tournament by a tailed beast host known as Gaara. His corpse was so horribly disfigured that people in the tournament vomited."
Ichigo looked at the ceiling, looking at it without one piece of life inside his eyes.
The door opened, and the petite blonde girl Ichigo had meet before entered, though not alone. A busty girl with brown hair was with her, wearing an orange jacket.
But it was not her breasts that made her stand out in a crowd. It were the squirrel ears on the top of her head and the giant squirrel tail. Makoto Nanaya was half-squirrel, half-human.
"Yo Noel, that is the dude your 'brother' was with when he disappeared? He don't looks that tough" she said in a jovial, careless tone.
"Urgh, who the hell are y...squirrel!?"
Makoto's tail moved.
"Yeah, squirrel dude! I'm half-squirrel. There are half-snakes walking around the street, what is the problem with me?"
"Nothing, it's just...You look cute with these ears and tail".
Makoto blushed, and covered her cheek with her hand.
"Huh, a womanizer eh? Noel, don't let him near you more than necessary okay? I know these types, they call you cute, agree with everything you say, and before you know it...NATCH, they are already in another tree when they're done with you!"
"Man, women like you are such a pain."
"What you mean, women like me?"
"Urgh, what's your name anyway? You're Ragna's sister, right?"
"Ragna Ragna Ragna..." Makoto kept saying his name, trying to memorize it.
"What's the problem with her? His name is extremely short, and she seems to be your friend. How she don't knows your brother's name?"
"I don't remember anyone called Ragna on my world" said Makoto, with a frustrated tone.
"What?" said Ichigo.
"Ragna, my brother...He did something very drastic so our world could continue to exist, a very big sacrifice...Even I forgot about him...But then he disappeared, and the other me called me for help." said Noel, trying to explain.
"Other you?" said Ichigo.
"She's the 'thing' keeping our world in balance. Something like a god, and a machine at the same time. A human-made doll like me...I am a copy of her. It's complicated, I don't think explaining will help you anyway".
Ichigo scratched his head.
"The thing is...she was desperate to find Ragna. Tobi made him go to place where she can't watch and help him go back. And we still need to stop him. There's an..."
Noel closed her eyes, and opened them. They were blue again.
"Oh, there she is." said Makoto
"Who?" asked Ichigo.
"I'm Noel Vermillion, but...I'm not Noel Vermillion. Call me Mu-12. Ichigo Kurosaki, Tobi's actions are damaging all worlds, more than you know. There's a equilibrium he is breaking. And he seeks to break it even more. And to make matters worse, there's someone from the future helping him. Someone with powers similar to mine. She's been infused with them. You can already guess, but our powers are similar to the Sharingan of the Uchiha clan. But the Uchihas can only reach my level using the same method used to create me: the power of the soul".
Ichigo immediately thought of the key Aizen sought to create using the souls of Karakura Town.
"There's ten pieces, ten pieces of a god-machine like Amaterasu on this world of ninjas. The blue-haired woman, the woman of the future, is infused with pieces of all of them. But she lacks the Uchiha element".
"She seemed to care a lot about Sasuke. She will want him too?"
"There's a lot of rogue Uchihas around. She don't needs him. Maybe it is personal" said Mu-12.
Ichigo had to agree. Specially if she was his daughter. Maybe she wanted to spare Sasuke because she saw him as her little brother.
"Well, duh, he is the cutest boy I've ever seen. What girl don't would go crazy for him?"
Mu-12 ignored Makoto, while Ichigo rolled his eyes.
"Either way, if Tobi wishes to have complete and absolute power over this world, he needs the core of these ten pieces. You call them tailed beasts. As you can guess, you have the core of one of them".
Ichigo looked to his belly.
"So Tobi...He will kill me over the Nine Tails? That's why he stole it from inside Kushina?"
"I'm not omniscient. I only have this knowledge about this girl because she used her powers to time travel. She is changing the multiverse shape with such actions. The fact is, the Uchihas descend from god-like beings like me. Tobi isn't an inventor; he is using old technology. Every piece he wants to acquire was assembled together before, but apparently he can't easily travel from multiverse to multiverse like his predecessor. Not now."
"What you mean not now?"
"The Tobi you first found, the Tobi you first met, he isn't the Tobi of the present, the Tobi who made my...brother disappear. He, like the girl, travelled from the future. I think Tobi fails in the future; what he is doing now is correcting errors".
Ichigo remembered their first encounter
"Ichigo Kurosaki, eh? You know what they say about the best moment to kill? Is when your opponent don't knows anything about you to predict your next move."
"Well, he knew my name. I thought he only managed to watch, but it seems he had a plan all along. My father, I think he may have really killed him now to eliminate an obstacle".
"Can we win then, against someone who manipulates the past with knowledge of the future?" asked Tsunade.
"You only know how to avoid errors you've already committed. Once they have corrected all their errors, everything becomes uncertain. Either way, we must prevent any future time manipulations" answered Mu-12.
"So we must kill her?" asked Ichigo.
"You saw her using it. She used a time machine. That machine shall never be used. It must be destroyed, or at least put out of her reach. She must be murdered".
Ichigo closed his eyes and thought about Kanna when she was just a child.
"You don't need to do that, if that's your concern". said the robotic girl.
"The future is uncertain, huh? Guess we have to see and wait" said Ichigo, in a sacrificing tone.
"Either way, you need training. You need to dominate that beast. I'm gonna make some sacrifices, but you're going to the Cloud Village. They know how to properly train hosts for tailed beasts." said Tsunade.
"Only them? So what, the rest are uncontrolled?" replicated the shinigami.
"Well, there are successes and failures. Kushina never was quite a sucess, but she kept the beast in check. The older you are, better. But we don't have the time for wait so you can be in better shape".
"Well, what about Noel's brother? He dissappeared without a trace three years ago, right?" asked Makoto.
The eyes of the blonde girl turned back to green, and her facials expressions showed her sadness inside.
"Makoto, there are things more important to Ragna. The best thing we can do is train. Tobi will not be alone. The reason we don't hear about him a lot, is because he must be forming some kind of army".
"For a war." added Tsunade.
"Well, I have a lot of things to catch up with. My friends, Orihime..."
"There's a little blonde girl that likes you a lot" said Tsunade, interrupting Ichigo.
"Naruko..." Ichigo sighed.
He then looked at Noel and Makoto.
"So, you two are from Ragna's world...Are you some kind of backup?"
Makoto laughed.
"Well, our Emperor gave us authorization to follow Noel, under the orders of the head scientist. You know, our Universe is very advanced compared to you. We have a map of the Multiverse if you like to see it".
Ichigo didn't get the last part.
"Hum?"
"Tager can show you the map later, but I think he is still doing observations. We're tracking Tobi, you know. We weren't hopeless while you were away."
"You have more people here?" asked the shinigami.
"13. Noel and more twelve people. Well, that and the woman that only talk us via video. They seem to be also immune to aging like other outsiders." explained Tsunade.
"So, you guys seem to know a lot about this situation and don't seem to be worried about not going back home. Do you know how...get us back home? I mean, we the shinigamis and other people from the same Universe?" asked Ichigo.
"I could only do it using my powers, and only with people from my universe. Sorry" said Noel.
Ichigo let out a sigh of frustration.
Ichigo left the room and went to the bathroom.
But, when he was just about to enter the mae one, he looked around and saw the one for women.
He entetered and checked under the doors to see if there was any woman pissing there.
He found one; one looking young and cute.
He opened the door, finding a surprised Shizune.
"Oh my god sir what you're doing no no no don't take your penis out oh my god my AAAAAAAAAAH no please no please no please no please you're pissing inside me!"