A/N: 3,000 hits! All right! Here's the latest chapter...
Last Time on Family Piece:
Alfred E Kahn was sitting on a chair while stroking a white longhaired cat, "Soon very soon... we shall have the Straw Hats and the World!"
Scene shift of Luffy and Peter fighting ninjas in the living room while making kung fu noises.
Another scene sift to Nami and Zoro on a beach.
"Zolo… I have something to tell I think I might be pregnant and you're the father…" said Nami.
"What?" said Zoro in a surprised tone.
The scene sifted to Luffy, Usopp and Sanji fighting a gang.
"Get them! Their voices suck!" yelled one of the gang members.
The scene shifted to Zoro and Sanji were about to fight head on.
"So I hear you're the father of Nami's child…" said Sanji.
"Love Cook it's scam! She just wants child support… I don't even think she's pregnant" said Zoro.
The scene shifted to a hospital room both Sanji and Zoro were in bed, Chopper were telling the other Straw Hats and Griffins the bad news.
"Somehow they switched personalities…" said Chopper.
The others gasped in shock.
The scene shifted to Stewie's room.
"Some asked us to come… I don 't know who…" said Sanji lazily.
"Well I guess I can answer that question…" said Stewie… who was sitting in one of those spinning chairs, "I have a plan to take them down…"
"Stewie!" yelled all the Straw Hats in surprise.
Chapter 8: Assault on 4kids
Everyone was surprised that the baby was going to help them…
"What I understand that your surprised… I guess none of you noticed that not can I talk but I am an evil genius…" said Stewie walking over to his closet pulling a out a vast array of weapons, "No one would ever expect that I'm an evil genius bent on world domination…"
"No… that's not what's so surprising…" said Nami.
"Yeah I noticed that you're an evil genius…" said Usopp.
"So did I… what we're surprised with is that you're going to help us…" said Sanji.
"Oh... I guess that's understandable… you see the reason that I want to get rid of 4kids is that it is true… they do want to take over the world… and nobody… and I mean nobody can take over the world but me and maybe Dr. Claw!" said Stewie.
(Cut-away)
Dr. Claw was sitting in his chair as usual.
"I'll get you next time Gadget! Next time!" yelled Dr. Claw.
He pressed a button on his chair… it made a flushing noise…
(End of Cut-away)
"So your helping us because it will help get rid of a rival?" asked Nami.
"That's right and frontally… I found help… come on out!" said Stewie.
Two teenaged girls came out, one had blonde hair with was put in pigtails.
"I'm Ann!" said the girl.
The other had black hair left down.
"And I'm Anne… but it's spelled with an E!" said the other girl.
Ann glomped Zoro while Anne glomped Sanji….
"Oh great…" said Sanji.
Zoro's eyes turned to hearts…
These things caused the Anns to get off of them.
"Okay… what's going on?" asked Anne.
"Their going though withdrawal… oddly enough the way bodies are reacting are making them act like each other…" explained Chopper.
"Creepy!" said Anne.
"Totally…" said Ann.
"So how do we get to the 4kids Headquarters?" asked Nami.
"Oh that's easy…" said Luffy.
The screen flipped and they were suddenly there… it was an evil looking castle, above the gates was the inscription "Abandon all hope ye who enters…" there was also a drawbridge.
"Be careful… there might be trolls underneath…" said Usopp.
Everyone else rolled their eyes while Chopper and Ann looked under.
"Nope, just Urkel and Balki" said Ann.
The two actors that played those two guys were under a bridge.
"I'm waiting!" yelled that guy who played Urkel.
The intrepid group managed to get into the castle… inside were many small doors.
"I wonder what's the doors for…" said Luffy.
"Who even cares…" said Sanji.
In side a control room Alfred E Kahn watched.
"SO they finally came… send them out…" said Alfred E. Kahn.
Back in the hall way the small doors opened up… and out came…
"Oh no! It's Alfred E Kahn's trained weasels!" said Anne.
"Don't worry! I'll save us!" said Luffy.
He took out a Viking helmet out and put it on and put on a pair of a boots. He took mayonnaise out from nowhere and began to speared out one the ground.
"You ready Weird Al?" asked Luffy.
"Sure am!" said Weird Al coming out nowhere.
Weird Al began to sing Weasel Stomping Day… Luffy began to stomp the weasels. Everyone else was disgusted in some way…
"Gross…" said the Anns.
"Luffy…" sighed Nami.
"Even I think this is in bad taste." said Stewie.
Luffy continued to stomp the weasel until there were no more weasels… the floors were cover in weasel carcasses, blood and mayonnaise.
"That took care of them!" said Luffy.
The other looked sick… some of them looked like they were about to puke… Ann did…
"Luffy… never celebrate Weasel Stomping Day ever again…" said Nami.
"Oh…" whined Luffy.
"We should count on our way…" said Anne.
Everyone tired their best not to slip on the blood, mayonnaise and weasel carcasses…
Alfred E. Kahn watched them…
"Who would have thought that Luffy celebrated Weasel Stomping day… bring out the big guns…" said Alfred E. Kahn.
They continued though the hallway… then some gun came though the walls… however it began to suction darts…
"Suction darts… what's wit this place?" asked Nami.
"I don't know…" said Vivi.
After they got the elevator, Stewie took out a map.
"Okay they made sure they would never have a thing like happened so each elevator go to the next floor and the next floor only… the editing room is on the top floor however there's the dubbing room where your new voices live so we need to beat them up before we can unedited you…" said Stewie.
"Okay!" said Luffy.
They managed to get onto the 2nd floor.
"Damn it they got to the 2nd floor… it's time to deal with the robots…" said Alfred E Kahn.
While they were walking several robots showed up.
"Oh no… robot… my one weakness…" said Luffy.
"Wait I sharp things were you're weakness…" said Zoro.
"Yeah… that too…" said Luffy.
"And fire…" said Anne.
"Yeah… fire too…" said Luffy.
"How do you even know… you haven't fought against robots… well in this point in the story…" said Stewie "You do eventually fight a robot" he mumbled.
"Just a guess…" Luffy, "But I'm unsure if I c night them…"
"But I have a plan!" said Usopp taking out a golden bagel and tossing it to Luffy.
Luffy takes a bite out of it "Let's do it to it!" said Luffy.
"Hey! That's my line!" yelled the guy who played Urkel from outside.
He began to fight the robots and destroyed them all.
"He's been hanging out way too much with Peter…" said Nami.
The other agreed… he had been handing out way too much with Peter.
"Damn… they getting to the 3rd floor their be able to beat up their voices…" said Alfred E. Kahn watching them.
The intrepid group got to the door labeled "Voice room" they entered the room, there was some guy, three girls, one of the had a sore throat, a middle aged man with a head cold, a care bear and Patty the Leprechaun on crack.
"Okay so the girl with the swore throat is Luffy, that girl is Nami's, that girl is Vivi's, that guy is Zoro's, the man with the cold is Sanji, the care bear is Chopper and the leprechaun is Usopp's…" said Stewie.
"So they should be easy to beat up?" asked Sanji.
"I doubt that Chopper and Usopp will have an easy time though…" said Stewie.
"They look easy…" said Usopp.
Usopp began to beat up his "voice" so to speak but Patty broke a nearby bottle and yelled "You aren't taking my crack away from me!"
"What?" asked Usopp.
The crack head leprechaun began to beat up Usopp.
Chopper wasn't doing too well either… the Care Bear jested used the Care Bear stare on him… when Chopper didn't want to beat him up any more… the Care Bear hit him with a tire iron.
"Why did you do that?" said Chopper.
"Because I'm an Intensive Care Bear…" said the care bear hitting the tire iron against his paw.
"Wait wasn't the joke on the Simpsons…" said Chopper.
Yeah… but I like that joke…
Anyways… Chopper decided to fight back… Chopper managed to beat up the care bear…
"Oh yeah you have to fight that big guy… I forgot to tell you… you have two voices Chopper…" said Stewie pointing to the big guy.
"Dang it!" said Chopper.
Meanwhile Usopp was still having a hard time with Patty. Until Anne helped him.
"Hey Patty O'Furniture! I have something you mouth like!" said Anne.
"Is it crack?" asked Patty.
"No it's Lucky Charms!" said Anne.
"Lucky Charms!" yelled Patty.
"Now Usopp while he's distracted…" said Anne.
Usopp managed to land a Lead Star in the back of the head. After a few minutes all the voices were down… however Zoro hit Luffy over the head.
"What was that for?" asked Luffy.
"That's for hitting a beautiful woman…" said Zoro.
"What are you talking about?" asked Luffy.
"Remember… he's acting like Sanji…" said Ann.
"Oh yeah…" said Luffy.
"We have to go up several more floors…" said Stewie.
Meanwhile Alfred E. Kahn continued to watch them.
"Dang… maybe I should get them to be relaxed until I bring out the big guns… clones of the casts of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh…" said Alfred E. Kahn.
"Um… Lord Kahn… we can't because the cast of the "good" Yu-Gi-Oh is gone and Pokemon is no longer in ours…" said a man behind him.
"Dang it!" yelled Alfred E. Kahn, "Just figure out what to with them then…"
"Yes sir!" said the man.
After a few floors of nothing bad happening then ninjas showed up. The Straw Hats and Stewie began to fight them, however… due to their withdrawal symptoms, Sanji and Zoro weren't doing so well.
"Oh man…" said Anne.
"Looks like it's time to reveal ourselves!" said Ann.
"You're right Ann!" said Anne.
They took out Magical Devices and transformed into Magical Girls.
"You're… Magical Girls?" asked Nami.
"That's right…" said Ann wearing a pink outfit
"She's Magical Pink and I'm Magical Blue…" said Anne wearing a blue outfit.
"We're protectors of Love Justice and Anime!" said Ann.
"Anyway I know the perfect way for Sanji to get out his withdrawal symptoms and it's so simple I don't understand why no one thought of this before…" said Anne.
The Popeye music began to play as Anne lifted up Sanji's sleeve and put a nicotine patch on him… Sanji looked a little woozy at first… then went back to normal.
"What happened?" asked Sanji.
"It's long story but…" sand Anne.
"Oh who is this lovely beauty?" asked Sanji.
Anne began to blush…
"Anyways time to help Zoro!" yelled Ann.
She took out a bottle of Sake.
"Now it's only when their hands touch they Al Kan didn't ay anything about consuming Alcohol right?" asked Ann.
She stuffed the bottle of Sake down into his mouth and he forcibly drank it as the Popeye song played. Zoro looked a little woozy at first… then back to normal.
"What happened?" he asked.
"It's a long story now let's on this ninja!" said Anne.
The song Hikari E began to play in the background The Straw Hats began to fight the ninjas.
Meanwhile Alfred R Kahn watched, "Not only are they wining… their winning with a one of the Japanese Songs!" he yelled.
"Lord Kahn? What should we do?" asked one of the men by his side.
"I will take care of them on the next floor don't worry…" said Alfred E. Kahn.
"Yes Sir!" said the men.
Alfred E. Kahn began to leave the room.
Meanwhile back with the Straw Hats, Stewie and the Anns they had just defeated the pirates and entered the next evaluator.
"So what's going on again?" asked Zoro.
"Well… you've been suffering though with drawl the later few days… so I'm guessing you don't remember…" said Chopper.
Both shook their heads.
"Right now I'm leading you on an assault against 4kids…" said Stewie.
"You?" asked Zoro surprised.
"Al Kahn is my rival for Global Domination…" said Stewie.
"So what's been going on the past few days?" asked Sanji.
"Nothing…" said Nami.
"Really?" asked Zoro.
"Oh yeah… nothing…" said Stewie.
"What really happened?" asked Sanji.
"NOTHING!" yelled the other Straw Hats.
"You honestly don't want to know…" said Ann.
The elevator got to the next floor however in their way was Alfred E Kahn.
"So I see you came… no! Stewie!" said Alfred E. Kahn.
"Yes I'd be surprised too if I were you…" said Stewie.
Stewie ran towards Alfred E. Kahn and the two began to fight hand to hand… Stewie pulled down Alfred E. Kahn's hood and his face shocked everyone.
"No way…" said Luffy.
"He looks like…" said Usopp.
Stewie looked around and said "What no ones going to say… so I'm going to say it… all right…" he took a breath "What me censor?"
Everyone else broke out laughing.
"He does look like Alfred E. Newman…" said Luffy.
"Why are you doing this?" asked Nami.
"Because I can… and besides the FCC wouldn't stand for it and if I let you remand uncut I'd be in more legal trouble than Negi Springfield…" said Alfred E. Kahn.
(Cut away)
Negi was teaching class when the doors burst open, some police offers were with Harry Potter.
"That's the guy!" said Harry Potter.
"Negi Springfield you're under arrest for plagiarism…" said one of the police offers.
"Oh man!" said Negi, he grabbed his staff and yelled "You're never catching me alive!"
Then he few out the window.
(End of Cut Away)
"If you don't reverse it… your true face will be on the internet and you'll be n so much trouble with Mad magazine then you'll be the one in legal trouble…" said Stewie.
"Fine… I'll reverse it…" said Alfred E. Kahn putting his hood back.
Later after unediting them… Nami wanted ask Alfred E. Kahn something.
"Were you the one that sent us here?"
"No I am not… I have no idea who sent you here or how you got here… you may one day find the answers you may not… I don't know but the true evil will one day show it 's self…" said Alfred E. Kahn.
"What?" asked Luffy.
"Never mind… just leave…" said Alfred E. Kahn.
"Oh by the way Balki and Urkel are living under your bridge…" said Stewie.
"Dang it! I told those "Quest for Camelot" has bins to get off my property!" yelled Alfred E. Kahn.
And so they left unedited… after parting ways with the Anns they went back to Griffin House Hold.
"Peter aren't you worried about Stewie and the Straw Hats…" said Lois.
"Oh come on I'm the new CSI spin off" said Peter.
(Cut away)
"And now we return to CSI: Oakland." said the announcer.
"Okay judging by the gun shot wounds… this gun shooting saws gang related…" said one of the CSIs.
"How can you tell?" asked another.
"Because this is Oakland…" said the first CSI.
(End of Cutaway)
"Guess who's back and unedited!" said Luffy.
"Really awesome!" said Peter.
"That's right…" said Luffy.
"I can't smoke again…" said Sanji smoking.
"I can drink again…" said Zoro who took then drank from a bottle of Jack Daniels.
"That's great and I know the perfect way to celebrate!" said Peter.
Peter ran out of the room but came back dressed like a banana and began to "It's peanut butter jelly time!"
"Looks like things are to normal!" said Luffy.
"If you don't count the fact that we're in another world stranded and we have no idea how we got here other than a seemly random portal…" said Nami.
Luffy tried to come with an answer but could, he just shrugged and left the room.
Next Time: Luffy and Peter find a strange video tape, after they watch they only have 7 days to live... and they must enlist an old friend in order to save their lives... what will happen?